Are you fan of Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel, James Franco, and Danny McBride but find it frustrating that you have no control over their thoughts and actions? Your problems are…

That’s for ‘Paper Heart’!

You girls wanna get weird?

Full disclosure: I did not watch this.

Really great, but only sorta powerful.

Nude lips sink ships.

So that’s where James Franco’s been hiding. The Land of Oz.

I feel like I just spent the last year chronicling the things James Franco did last year.

All these guys are beginning to resemble a dorky, but powerful gang.

Maybe Jason Bateman should have switched bodies with a monkey.

Groovy!

Smarter than the Tim Burton ‘Planet of the Apes’, but even more one-dimensional.

Those darn monkeys!

Uh…spoiler alert.

I’d be ripsh*t too if I saw someone messing with John Lithgow.

I like the part where he shoots the gun.

James Franco is going to pull a rabbit out of her.

The monkeys are wreaking slightly more havoc in this one.

The villain from Watchman teaming up with the director of ‘Oldboy’? If you’re not ‘Stoker’-ed, then you weep alone.

Evolution becomes Revolution, indeed.

James Franco doesn’t have enough of your attention yet.

Franco forget he was James F*cking Franco and quickly rectified the situation by accepting 14 movie roles indiscriminately.

‘Oz, The Great and Powerful’ has found its good witch.

Franco just did something else. He cast the lead in the new biopic he’s directing, ‘Sal’, about the life of Sal Mineo, the gay actor who played opposite James Dean in ‘Rebel Without A Cause’.

Weisz is in talks to play a witchy woman in Disney’s ‘Oz, the Great and the Powerful’.

It’s a madhouse!

He’ll soon be the next Kevin Bacon.

The trailer has risen. Now the ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ concept art has risen too. I was gonna make a rise/dick joke, but these drawings will probably not give you an erection.