Screen Junkies » jacques d’azur http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 19 Dec 2014 20:16:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.3 Heir Found for Jacques D’Azur: King of Cannes http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/heir-found-for-jacques-dazur-king-of-cannes/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/heir-found-for-jacques-dazur-king-of-cannes/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 After the excitement, confusion, and downright insanity of the legend that is Jacques D'Azur, an heir has finally been found. Amid extreme secrecy, Stella Artois 4% whisked him away to the Cannes Film Festival in order to represent his surrogate father. After a quick make over, Junior D'Azur (as we're calling him), dove straight into all that Cannes had to offer; enjoying leisurely speedboat rides, extravagant parties, and dinning in the best restaurants, setting the Mediterranean city alight with rumours of a new 'man of mystery'. In the first few days of settling into his newfound 'life of luxury', Junior D'Azur was tailed by a camera crew, and highlights of their time with him were recently released to the public. To prove that an heir exists? To profile a man whom some say could become the next Jacques D'Azur? Or just to make the rest of us jealous? Either way, Stella Artois 4% has given us a glimpse into the glamorous world of the Cannes Film Festival, and shown a man unflinching in his ability to enjoy the finer things in life. Wherever Jacques is (or isn't), we bet he's smiling and raising a toast to Junior D'Azur's future adventures. We'll keep you posted! Check out highlights from Cannes after the jump!

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After the excitement, confusion, and downright insanity of the legend that is Jacques D’Azur, an heir has finally been found.

Amid extreme secrecy Stella Artois 4% whisked him away to the Cannes Film Festival in order to represent his surrogate father. After a quick make over, Junior D’Azur (as we’re calling him), dove straight into all that Cannes had to offer; enjoying leisurely speedboat rides, extravagant parties, and dinning in the best restaurants, setting the Mediterranean city alight with rumours of a new ‘man of mystery’.

In the first few days of settling into his newfound ‘life of luxury’, Junior D’Azur was tailed by a camera crew, and highlights of their time with him were recently released to the public. To prove that an heir exists? To profile a man whom some say could become the next Jacques D’Azur? Or just to make the rest of us jealous? Either way, Stella Artois 4% has given us a glimpse into the glamorous world of the Cannes Film Festival, and shown a man unflinching in his ability to enjoy the finer things in life.

Wherever Jacques is (or isn’t), we bet he’s smiling and raising a toast to Junior D’Azur’s future adventures. We’ll keep you posted!

Check out highlights from Cannes after the jump!


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Win Jacques d’Azure’s Place at Cannes http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/win-jacques-dazures-place-at-cannes/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/win-jacques-dazures-place-at-cannes/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 A few weeks ago we reported to you that Jacques d'Azur, the King of Cannes, went missing. Mr. d'Azur is now presumed dead, or lost forever on an island inhabited entirely by beautiful women, and the search is on to find his heir. This lucky person will fill in for Jacques at the 2010 Cannes Film Festival -- an exclusive VIP trip of a lifetime worth of $10,000. You'll get the very same treatment that Jacques would have. That includes the premieres, the parties, the limos, the helicopter pads, and hobnobbing with A-List celebrities. This swanky trip is sponsored by Stella Artois 4%, so head on over to their site for complete details and to enter. You could be on a jet to the French Riviera before you know it. It's good to be the king.¬†HURRY! CONTEST ENDS SUNDAY!

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A few weeks ago we reported to you that Jacques d’Azur, the King of Cannes, went missing. Mr. d’Azur is now presumed dead, or lost forever on an island inhabited entirely by beautiful women, and the search is on to find his heir. This lucky person will fill in for Jacques at the 2010 Cannes Film Festival — an exclusive VIP trip of a lifetime worth of $10,000. You’ll get the very same treatment that Jacques would have. That includes the premieres, the parties, the limos, the helicopter pads, and hobnobbing with A-List celebrities.

This swanky trip is sponsored be Stella Artois 4%, so head on over to their site for complete details and to enter. You could be on a jet to the French Riviera before you know it. It’s good to be the king. 

HURRY! CONTEST ENDS SUNDAY!

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King of Cannes Jacques d’Azur Missing http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/king-of-cannes-jacques-dazur-missing/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/king-of-cannes-jacques-dazur-missing/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Have You Seen This Dapper Man?Cannes 1962. Jacques d'Azur gives some lucky lady the bedroom eyes.Legend of Cannes and a god among men Jacques d'Azur is missing and your help is desperately needed. The French film producer/director/actor/tennis player/chess master/backgammon champion/waterskiing pioneer and full time bon-vivant known for his work on the red carpets, swimming pools, and silk sheets of the French Riviera hasn't been seen since last week. Needless to say, his extremely wealthy family is distraught.Multi-tasking is Jacques Multi-Tasking d'Azur's middle name.

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Have You Seen This Dapper Man?

Cannes 1962. Jacques d’Azur gives some lucky lady the bedroom eyes.

Legend of Cannes and a god among men Jacques d’Azur is missing and your help is desperately needed. The French film producer/director/actor/tennis player/chess master/backgammon champion/waterskiing pioneer and full time bon-vivant known for his work on the red carpets, swimming pools, and silk sheets of the French Riviera hasn’t been seen since last week. Needless to say, his extremely wealthy family is distraught.


Multi-tasking is Jacques Multi-Tasking d’Azur’s middle name.

Jacques has been hobnobbing and elbow rubbing with international film stars and musicians since he was knee-high to a beret wearing tadpole. By the age of 15 he was fluent in eight languages and could play five instruments better than you can speak your singular native tongue and toot a kazoo.

Baby Jacques enjoys creamed frog’s legs.

Jacques first made his leap into "the business" when he was lounging by the Carlton hotel’s pool and ended up in the background of a film being shot there. His charisma and Speedo were so extraordinary that his role as "swimming pool lounging extra" landed him a nomination for best supporting actor at the following year’s Cannes Film Festival. And the rest, as they say, c’est de l’histoire.

Raw, masculine power takes a poolside stroll.

Jacques set sail on his kinkly named yacht ‘Bridgette et Anna’ from his Tahiti home, and the last reported radio contact from him was the message, "I have come across an undiscovered land. Amazingly all the inhabitants are beautiful women." No further contact was made with him and the extensive search found no sign of Jacques or his yacht. An island populated entirely by gorgeous women is no place for a man with such an insatiable appetite. If Jacques isn’t found soon every one of those could fall madly in love with him, and with no escape, the King of Cannes will be doomed.

Who will obstruct the film festival’s entrance if Jacques isn’t there?

If you have seen Jacques d’Azur or know anything regarding his whereabouts, please contact Screen Junkies immediately. We’ve been told there’s a handsome reward for any information, and we’d like to collect it. Don’t worry, we’ll cut you in too. Pinky swear. Check out Jacques’s Facebook page HERE for more about the man, the myth, the legend.

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