Screen Junkies » Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Tue, 26 Aug 2014 21:15:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 If You Wear Google Glass In A Movie Theater, You’re Gonna Have A Bad Time http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/if-you-wear-google-glass-in-a-movie-theater-youre-gonna-have-a-bad-time/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/if-you-wear-google-glass-in-a-movie-theater-youre-gonna-have-a-bad-time/#comments Thu, 23 Jan 2014 16:42:03 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=258894 Just ask this guy.

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A Columbus, Ohio man was removed from his seat during Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit after it was ascertained that he was wearing Google Glass, which meant he must have been a terrorist pirate.

The unnamed man was removed from his seat by a man with a badge, and then escorted outside the theater into the mall, where he was greeted by about ten more cops of varying levels of esteem, from mall cops to Homeland Security agents.

Why does pirating fall under the purview of Homeland Security? Because EVERYTHING falls under the purview of Homeland Security. Guys with Google Glass might as well have dynamite strapped to their chest in terms of threatening the American way of life.

That’s not true at all. Nonetheless, the man was held for three hours while the clueless agents asked him to rat out “give up the guy up the chain” which he probably assumed to mean his dad or something.

After he said that everyone could just check the glasses to see if he recorded anything. They didn’t do THAT, but they did continue to press him as the man continued to deny any wrongdoing. They eventually let him go, but only after performing Homeland Security’s sworn duty of making all Americans outwardly resent the Department of Homeland Security.

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‘Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit’ Clip Does Nothing To Demonstrate How Shadowy Recruiting Can Be http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/jack-ryan-shadow-recruit-clip-does-nothing-to-demonstrate-how-shadowy-recruiting-can-be/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/jack-ryan-shadow-recruit-clip-does-nothing-to-demonstrate-how-shadowy-recruiting-can-be/#comments Mon, 06 Jan 2014 00:57:50 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=258585 Harrison Ford looks like he had some work done.

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When Ben Affleck was cast as the last Jack Ryan in The Sum of All Fears, Matt Damon was occupying the same space in the action world as Jason Bourne in The Bourne Identity.

After the flop of the former and success of the latter, the Tom Clancy Jack Ryan franchise is back with Chris Pine, and it looks a lot like Bourne. Shaky, more action-y, and gritty.

Take a look at this clip, and see if it’s for you.

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Jack Ryan Is An Unflappable Action Hero Now In ‘Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/jack-ryan-is-an-unflappable-action-hero-now-in-jack-ryan-shadow-recruit/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/jack-ryan-is-an-unflappable-action-hero-now-in-jack-ryan-shadow-recruit/#comments Fri, 04 Oct 2013 13:32:08 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=257417 Pew! Pew!

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In Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, young Jack Ryan gets beamed to modern day to take on evil Russians and surf on top of police vehicles. After seeing this, I’m starting to think Tom Clancy‘s timing couldn’t have been better.

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