Whassa reason murder me ?
Looks like Chewbacca had some work done.
Chewie looks good after all these years. What’s his secret?
If there were a ‘Star Trek’ lens flare drinking game, you would be dead.
Is it too much to ask that he just wishes it the best?
Who would have thought THAT was possible.
Amateur hour is over.
But still light years behind bong technology.
Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.
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That’s the sound of a thousand asthma inhalers triggered in unison.
Will they even be able to fit this giant cast in space?
You’d think they could just strap him to Chewbacca’s back.
Good news for people who like ‘Star Wars’, which is almost everyone.
*Provided you live in Houston, Philadelphia, Toronto, Lucerne(!), London, Chicago, Boston, Houston, Las Vegas, or San Francisco.
I bet 30 years later, Jabba the Hut is really paying the price for his obesity and sedentary lifestyle. If he had feet, he would have lost them to diabetes.
He’s like nerd catnip.
Because we’re the YouTube generation, it’s just Chewbacca doing the Dougie for 88 minutes.
He’s sorry. Please take him back, nerds.
Step one is admitting you have a problem.
That would have been cool. Or weird.
He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.
Some bold choices.
The next surprise would be to learn that he directed the whole thing, while J.J. Abrams did drugs in his hotel room.
Will J.J. Abrams be willing to take on a drama with elements of science fiction? Yes.
Especially if it involves a lightsaber.