Screen Junkies » inferno http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 28 Nov 2014 16:30:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 A Third ‘Da Vinci Code’ Film Is Coming, But Not Before ‘Star Wars’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/a-third-da-vinci-code-film-is-coming-but-not-before-star-wars/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/a-third-da-vinci-code-film-is-coming-but-not-before-star-wars/#comments Fri, 10 Oct 2014 16:39:37 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=266017 Furry aliens always beat biblical mysteries. Always.

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The third film installment in the Robert Langdon series by author Dan Brown went toe-to-toe with Star Wars for a December 18, 2015 release date. And it ended up quivering away, apologizing and crying the whole time. Nobody goes up against Star Wars. Not even a best-selling airport book adaptation featuring Tom Hanks with luxurious hair. Not EVEN THAT.

So scared was Inferno that it ran all the way back to October of the following year. October 14th, 2016. No Ewoks or JarJars to bother them on that day. Or so goes the report from ComingSoon.net. It makes sense that even a Tom Hanks film would slink away, but so far?

It will now open against a film called A Monster Calls, which sounds like something it can beat pretty handily.

 

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Lindsay Lohan Taking On Linda Lovelace Role in ‘Inferno’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/lindsay-lohan-taking-on-linda-lovelace-role-in-inferno/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/lindsay-lohan-taking-on-linda-lovelace-role-in-inferno/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Perfect. Lindsay Lohan is officially set to play 70s porn star icon/oral pleasure pioneer Linda Lovelace in the biopic Inferno. The film's producer Walid Razaqi confirmed that Lohan secured the part, and that they'll be an official announcement at the Cannes Film Festival. Razaqi stated, "For at least a year, the director and I have gone back and forth imagining how awesome of a performance she could give if she was in the movie." Please be more specific, Walid. Were you guys hangin' down in the basement, passing the Sunny D and discussing Lohan's depth and range as an actor, or did one of you casually hold up a banana and say, "I bet Lindsay Lohan could take all of this."This isn't the first racy project Lohan has taken on since she entered Phase 2 of career suicide. She attempted to get asses in the seats again by playing a stripper in I Know Who Killed Me, and she'll appear topless in Machete just for the hay of it. Deep Throat seemed like a sensible next step. (LATimes)

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Lindsay Lohan is officially set to play 70s porn star icon/oral pleasure pioneer Linda Lovelace in the biopic Inferno. The film’s producer Walid Razaqi confirmed that Lohan secured the part, and that they’ll be an official announcement at the Cannes Film Festival. Razaqi stated, "For at least a year, the director and I have gone back and forth imagining how awesome of a performance she could give if she was in the movie." Please be more specific, Walid. Were you guys hangin’ down in the basement, passing the Sunny D and discussing Lohan’s depth and range as an actor, or did one of you casually hold up a banana and say, "I bet Lindsay Lohan could take all of this."

This isn’t the first racy project Lohan has taken on since she entered Phase 2 of career suicide. She attempted to get asses in the seats again by playing a stripper in I Know Who Killed Me, and she’ll appear topless in Machete just for the hay of it. Deep Throat seemed like a sensible next step. (LATimes)

 

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