Screen Junkies » hulk hogan http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 10 Oct 2014 17:19:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 A Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Now Exists Outside Of My Dreams, As Well http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/a-hulk-hogan-sex-tape-now-exists-outside-of-my-dreams-as-well/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/a-hulk-hogan-sex-tape-now-exists-outside-of-my-dreams-as-well/#comments Wed, 07 Mar 2012 23:09:37 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=247004 Who's the lucky lady?

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The good news is that we no longer have to imagine what Hulk Hogan looks like when he’s fucking. The bad news is…WAIT! There is no bad news. Hulk Hogan has a sex tape, and everyone wins. End of story.

Unfortunately, after his divorce from Linda, Hulk went on such a bacchanalian voyage of drinking and lady-banging that he doesn’t remember any of his conquests. He claims that he didn’t sleep with any women after finding his current partner Jennifer five years ago. And you know what? I believe him. I really do.

Oh my God. I’m so excited about this that I’m…I’m…

I’m HULKING OUT!!!!!

Hogan didn’t know he was being filmed and hasn’t consented to the release, so we’ve got quite the soap opera brewing here.

A couple predictions: The “lady” is Brutus the Beefcake, and the sex tape is sensationally awesome. (TMZ)

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If He Was Gay, Hulk Hogan Would “Celebrate It,” Just So You Know http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/if-he-was-gay-hulk-hogan-would-celebrate-it-just-so-you-know/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/if-he-was-gay-hulk-hogan-would-celebrate-it-just-so-you-know/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:00:44 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=244988 And I would like to witness that celebration.

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For those of you keeping score, this is Screen Junkies’ fourth Hulk Hogan article in the past three months. You’re welcome.

Appearing on The Wendy Williams Show, which is where I’d go to set the record straight on my sexuality, Hulk Hogan responded to rumors started by his ex-wife Linda that he had a gay affair with Brutus the Beefcake. Hogan declared, “…I don’t get it…if it was true and I was gay, I’d embrace it, and I’d tell you guys about it and I’d celebrate it.”

First of all, it’s refreshing to see a figure from such a bygone, pseudo-masculine era not lash back at rumors he’s gay as if it was a personal attack. Nice work, Hulk Hogan. Score one for the WWE‘s diversity program.

Ok. Now that that’s out of the way, I am extremely curious to see how Hulk Hogan would “celebrate” homosexuality. Bleaching his hair? Garish outfits? A shiny monument of a mustache? I think he’s celebrating it right now. And I love it.

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Hulk Hogan Says Hulk Hogan Was Offered A Starring Role In ‘The Wrestler’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hulk-hogan-says-hulk-hogan-was-offered-a-starring-role-in-the-wrestler/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hulk-hogan-says-hulk-hogan-was-offered-a-starring-role-in-the-wrestler/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:56:09 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=243904 The studio decided to go in a different direction, citing the rising costs of bandanas and mustache bleach.

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Sure, you knew Hulk Hogan was a great actor from his roles in No Holds Barred and Suburban Commando, but did you know that he’s willing to put acting glory aside for the good of his films?

You didn’t? Let me tell you a story that will prove that to you.

In speaking to Digital Spy, Hogan finally got around to telling the world that he had been offered the role of Randy “The Ram” Robinson in Darren Arnofsky’s The Wrestler, but he turned it down. Why?

“When the script for The Wrestler kept coming to me, I said, ‘This movie is so good,” Hogan claims. “If you put me in the film as a wrestler, people are going to say, ‘No credibility, Hulk Hogan isn’t a good actor’—whatever Hollywood thinks of me.”

Hulk puts the good of the film ahead of himself, like a real American.

Of course, Arnofsky has only gone on record as having considered Mickey Rourke, who got the role, and Nicolas Cage for the lead in The Wrestler. He must have his reasons for courting the Hulkster in secret. My money is on “he didn’t want to raise the ire of Hulk-a-maniacs everywhere, because when they hulk out, he could be in for a world of pain.”

This is Screen Junkies’ third Hulk Hogan article in forty days. 2012 is shaping up to be a tremendous year. 

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Hulk Hogan To Shave His Mustache, But Not At All In Response To Those Gay Rumors http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hulk-hogan-to-shave-his-mustache-but-not-at-all-in-response-to-those-gay-rumors/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hulk-hogan-to-shave-his-mustache-but-not-at-all-in-response-to-those-gay-rumors/#comments Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:11:20 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=242300 If you eat his mustache trimmings, I'm assuming you become him?

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It’s January, so this is the type of “movie news” we get. And, let’s face it; After how we acted on New Year’s Eve, this is the type of “movie news” we deserve.

TMZ announced, with TMZ‘s typical understated dignity, that Hulk Hogan is SHAVING HIS MUSTACHE!!!, using only three exclamation points to show that this is serious. Hulk has been known for his handlebar mustache and platinum blonde Dutch boy haircut since the early 80′s, but will be losing both right now for a movie audition. Audition? Someone wants to hear Hulk Hogan read for a role? Like they’re not sure if he’s the right guy for the role? Huh.

Losing his mustache is in no way a reaction to comments by his wife that he had a gay affair with fellow wrestler Brutus the Beefcake. But if I had a gay affair with Brutus the Beefcake that came to light, shaving my mustache would give me the closure necessary to really get back on with my life. I’ve given this some thought.

While Hulk Hogan has always rocked a bit of a strange look, at least it was familiar. Now, we’re going to have to contend with a bald, shorn Hogan, which is just… just a lot to take right now, man.

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The 6 Weirdest Christmas Movies I Watched Last Weekend http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/the-6-weirdest-christmas-movies-i-watched-last-weekend/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/the-6-weirdest-christmas-movies-i-watched-last-weekend/#comments Tue, 27 Dec 2011 15:12:46 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=240631 They're not naughty or nice. Just friggin' bizarre.

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Christmas has provided filmmakers with lots of inspiration over the years. We have our classic Christmas specials and films like It’s A Wonderful Life, and our terrible attempts like Christmas With The Kranks. But there’s another type of Christmas movie out there; films that are just too weird to be bad. They may fall short of genius, but there is a sublime quality to them, a certain something that just needs to be witnessed. Preferably while tanked.

Well, over the last four days, I did some heavy research on the subject, and came up with the following six films.

The Magic Christmas Tree

As you may have gleaned from the title, the family motion picture The Magic Christmas Tree is about a Christmas tree that talks. And since no Christmas family motion picture would be complete without a happy witch, greedy giant, or runaway lawnmower, they have those too. It also features a thrilling scene where Santa Claus is captured. You’ll want to see that!

Elves

It’s really your classic holiday tale. A girl discovers she’s the focus of an evil Nazi experiment that involves wicked elves and the selective breeding of a race of super-soldiers. One thing leads to another, and she and her friends are locked in the mall with a killer elf. Only Dan Haggerty’s disgraced alcoholic detective turned Mall Santa can put the pieces together and save the day.

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Hulk Hogan’s Ex-Wife Claims The Hulk Was Gay With Brutus Beefcake http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hulk-hogans-ex-wife-claims-the-hulk-was-gay-with-brutus-beefcake/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hulk-hogans-ex-wife-claims-the-hulk-was-gay-with-brutus-beefcake/#comments Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:04:03 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=239625 Christmas came early this year, folks. Sure, this only pertains to entertainment in the most tangential manner possible (reality television/washed-up orange wrestlers), but when two people as ridiculous as Linda...

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Christmas came early this year, folks.

Sure, this only pertains to entertainment in the most tangential manner possible (reality television/washed-up orange wrestlers), but when two people as ridiculous as Linda and Hulk Hogan start feuding over a story this stupid, it becomes a page one item.

The Hulkamaniacster is suing his ex-wife for alleging that he had a homosexual relationship with fellow wrestler, Brutus Beefcake. Beefcake’s real name is unimportant.

The blonde wrestler is denying the allegations, and seems to be taking it all in stride, offering (via The Sydney Morning Herald):

“After the four-year crazy divorce I thought I’d heard everything I could hear in the courtroom,” he said.

“Then, all of a sudden she says I abused her, that I was violent. She told everybody that I was a homosexual.”

“If any of that was true, I would admit it, and [if] I was a homosexual I would embrace it.”

Let’s get something straight: If Hulk didn’t have a gay affair with a guy named Brutus Beefcake, someone did. Guys named Brutus Beefcake don’t just go around not having gay affairs with men.

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Judge Hulk Hogan Presides Over Kids Court http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/judge-hulk-hogan-presides-over-kids-court/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/judge-hulk-hogan-presides-over-kids-court/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 There's absolutely nothing wrong with this idea. Hulk Hogan has signed on to play a judge in the kids live-action game show "Hogan's Court." We've seen him lay down the law in Suburban Commando, but sh*t is about to get non-fictional: The show will feature Hogan presiding over everyday sibling disputes: Is a brother's sneakers fouling the house? Is a sister spending too much time in the bathroom? "I am really looking forward to developing such an entertaining series with great production partners," Hogan said in a statement about the game show/reality series now in development. "We want this to be one of those rare shows that kids and their families can watch together, and all find something to laugh about," he added. It's not going to be so funny when Judge Hogan sentences little Annie to death by lethal injection for making her brother's favorite t-shirt "smell like girl." Or God forbid he tries a cooties case. Is a garish former wrestler really suited to make these landmark decisions? I suppose we all have to pay alimony somehow. (THR)

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There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this idea. Hulk Hogan has signed on to play a judge in the kids live-action game show "Hogan’s Court." We’ve seen him lay down the law in Suburban Commando, but sh*t is about to get non-fictional:

The show will feature Hogan presiding over everyday sibling disputes: Is a brother’s sneakers fouling the house? Is a sister spending too much time in the bathroom?

"I am really looking forward to developing such an entertaining series with great production partners," Hogan said in a statement about the game show/reality series now in development. "We want this to be one of those rare shows that kids and their families can watch together, and all find something to laugh about," he added.

It’s not going to be so funny when Judge Hogan sentences little Annie to death by lethal injection for making her brother’s favorite t-shirt "smell like girl." Or God forbid he tries a cooties case. Is a garish former wrestler really suited to make these landmark decisions? I suppose we all have to pay alimony somehow. (THR)

 

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