Screen Junkies » Hot Actress Photos http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 08 Aug 2014 20:19:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 9 Actresses Who Get By On Their Looks http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/9-actresses-who-get-by-on-their-looks/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/9-actresses-who-get-by-on-their-looks/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 When it comes to Hollywood, women are at an extreme disadvantage. Where as men can rely almost solely on their talent (Steve Buscemi rules!), a hot body is basically a prerequisite for landing a female role. And if an actress is lucky enough to break through, there’s a whole chorus of naysayers waiting to accuse her of being nothing more than an untalented pair of tits. While I totally recognize that it’s a twisted, hypocritical process, who am I to buck the trend?

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When it comes to Hollywood, women are at an extreme disadvantage. Where as men can rely almost solely on their talent (Steve Buscemi rules!), a hot body is basically a prerequisite for landing a female role. And if an actress is lucky enough to break through, there’s a whole chorus of naysayers waiting to accuse her of being nothing more than an untalented pair of tits. While I totally recognize that it’s a twisted, hypocritical process, who am I to buck the trend?

The following is a list of nine actresses who really do get by on their looks. Granted, if I could get by on my looks, I totally would, so it’s not as if I blame them. Also, in all fairness, some of these actresses are probably the victim of typecasting. Of course, being typecast as “the hot chick” isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it certainly doesn’t allow them to show of their range (if they have any). That being said, here are nine actresses who get by on their looks.

(Please note that I did not include reality stars like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian on this list because they are too damn obvious, and they aren’t really actresses.)

Heather Graham

At the end of the day, Heather Graham hasn’t been in a lot that’s worth watching (her uncredited role as a sex shop clerk in The Oh in Ohio not withstanding). Even when she manages to pop up in a decent film, Graham always seems to be cast in the same role. In Boogie Nights she played a porn star, in Bowfinger she played a “casting couch” actress, and in The Hangover she played a stripper/whore. Have you spotted the trend, or are you too busy staring at the picture of her rack?

Exceptions: Boogie Nights, The Hangover

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba’s IMDB page is a vast wasteland of forgettable movies, although in all fairness, The Fantastic 4 is a film you only wish you could forget. Yet despite her total lack of accomplishments, Alba is a household name. Why is that? Oh right; her perfect ass. She should get the lifetime achievement Oscar for that dumper.

Exceptions: Sin City, Machete

Rebecca Romijn

Quick, what’s your favorite Rebecca Romijn movie? The easy answer is any of the X-Men films. It’s also a lame answer, since you probably can’t even remember if she had a speaking role. Besides, she played the part of a shape shifting mutant, so half the time her character is CGI. And considering Romijn’s body is unbelievably hot, casting her as a solid-blue shape-shifter seems like a real waste. I wonder how Bryan Singer missed that. Oh, wait, never mind.

Exception: Femme Fatale, Dirty Work

Jennifer Lopez

The fact that Jennifer Lopez was in Gigli should be enough to land her on this list. Then again, no one uses that film to define Ben Afflek’s career, so I don’t want to create a double standard. Besides, I don’t need to. Since Gigli, Affleck has made Gone Baby Gone and The Town, where as Lopez has made Shall We Dance and Monster-in-Law. You do the math. Unless you’re Selena’s mom, J-Lo’s best days were on “In Living Color.”

Exception: The Cell, (Edit: Out of Sight)

Sharon Stone

When it comes to women who get by on their looks, you can’t leave out Sharon Stone. Her success in Hollywood can be traced back to a single scene from Basic Instinct in which she spread her legs and flashed her vagina to the camera. That’s something you still don’t see in mainstream movies, and this took place almost 20-years ago. Unfortunately for Stone, it’s also been about that long since she’s had a hit, but luckily for her, she ‘s still able to milk her vagina for all its worth. Wow, that sounded gross.

Exception: Casino

Megan Fox

One of Megan’s first roles was in Bad Boys II. She had an uncredited part as “Stars-and-Stripes Bikini Kid Dancing Under Waterfall.” That was in 2003, and not much has changed since then. Outside of the Transformers movies, which are widely considered horse shit, her only other notable films were Jonah Hex, where she played a whore, and Jennifer’s Body, where she played whorish vampire. That’s a lot of whoring.

Exception: Maybe Jennifer’s Body? Maybe.

Denise Richards

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It’s pretty straight forward. If you’re young and hot, getting in a pool topless and making out with Neve Campbell will take you a long way, even if you’re untalented. Growing old and popping out kids will not.

Exception: Kambakkht Ishq (No, seriously, check this out? WTF?)

Carmen Electra and Pamela Anderson

In my opinion, these “actresses” are too obvious to put on the list. Unfortunately, they’ve both been around long enough to warrant recognition. But rather than waste two spots, I’ve combined them both into one. Besides, they are basically the same person. They both came to prominence on “Baywatch,” they both can’t act, but they both have big fake cans, so no one cares. I guess the one difference is that Anderson has Hep C. But given Carmen’s reputation, I wouldn’t rule it out.

Exceptions: None

Gabourey Sidibe

Maybe she doesn’t fit the same mold as the other ladies on this list. Regardless, her looks definitely landed her the role in Precious, and that’s pretty much all she’s done thus far, so she qualifies.

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‘Top Chef: Los Vegas’ Host Padma Lakshmi http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/top-chef-las-vegas-host-padma-lakshmi/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/top-chef-las-vegas-host-padma-lakshmi/#comments Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:07:19 +0000 Defy Media The spiciest season yet of Top Chef premieres tonight on Bravo, and we can't wait to see what kind of foodie antics host Padma Lakshmi doles out in Sin City.  This could quite possibly be the season where a naked Quick Fire Challenge gets things all hot and sweaty in the kitchen.  Sure, it's unsanitary, but a nude Padma bossing those eager chefs around is too appealing of an idea to worry about E. coli. A word from Padma: "In India, we like healthier, more voluptuous types."Amen, sister.  You gotta have something to grab on to.  Check out a few more pics of Padma and all of her voluptuousness after the jump!

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The spiciest season yet of Top Chef premieres tonight on Bravo, and we can’t wait to see what kind of foodie antics host Padma Lakshmi doles out in Sin City.  This could quite possibly be the season where a naked Quick Fire Challenge gets things all hot and sweaty in the kitchen.  Sure, it’s unsanitary, but a nude Padma bossing those eager chefs around is too appealing of an idea to worry about E. coli.

A word from Padma: In India, we like healthier, more voluptuous types.”

Amen, sister.  You gotta have something to grab on to.  Check out a few more pics of Padma and all of her voluptuousness after the jump!

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‘SPREAD’ ACTRESS MARGARITA LEVIEVA http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/spread-actress-margarita-levieva/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/spread-actress-margarita-levieva/#comments Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:00:27 +0000 Defy Media While we gave her the nod in our hot female grifters feature, we felt Spread actress Margarita Levieva deserved her own gallery because, well, she's ridiculously good looking.  The Russian-born beauty spent her early life as a competitive gymnast on the Communist Russia payroll before moving to New York at 11.  There, she went to NYU and worked as a fashion buyer for Assets London (we don't know what that is either, but for now let's just assume it's something important).  She's got few film credits to her name at this point, with her only notable role being that of Lisa P in the awesome Adventureland.  However, she's hot and her name is the same as a delicious drink, so we feel she's going places.A word from Margarita: "I’m not an insecure person, per se, but I just never saw myself as the girl who walks into a place and everybody goes, ‘Wow.’"Rest assured, if she ever walked into the Screen Junkies offices, we would let out a collective wow.  Then, we'd awkwardly stammer through directions to the office she should be in.  It's obviously not ours. Check out more photos of Margarita after the jump!

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While we gave her the nod in our hot female grifters feature, we felt Spread actress Margarita Levieva deserved her own gallery because, well, she’s ridiculously good looking.  The Russian-born beauty spent her early life as a competitive gymnast on the Communist Russia payroll before moving to New York at 11.  There, she went to NYU and worked as a fashion buyer for Assets London (we don’t know what that is either, but for now let’s just assume it’s something important).  She’s got few film credits to her name at this point, with her only notable role being that of Lisa P in the awesome Adventureland.  However, she’s hot and her name is the same as a delicious drink, so we feel she’s going places.

A word from Margarita: “I’m not an insecure person, per se, but I just never saw myself as the girl who walks into a place and everybody goes, ‘Wow.’”

Rest assured, if she ever walked into the Screen Junkies offices, we would let out a collective wow.  Then, we’d awkwardly stammer through directions to the office she should be in.  It’s obviously not ours. Check out more photos of Margarita after the jump!

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‘BANDSLAM’ ACTRESS ALYSON MICHALKA http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/bandslam-actress-alyson-michalka/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/bandslam-actress-alyson-michalka/#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:00:33 +0000 Defy Media Not since the release of the latest Harry Potter movie have we really had to worry about oogling girls that may in fact be underage.  Then Bandslam came into our sphere of thought.  This features more "wait a second, are they 18?" babes than you can shake a stick at.  Since Vanessa Hudgens is proving to be a shameless photo hooker without our help, we felt it would be best to point you towards Alyson Michalka, the legal babe that somehow manages to not have nude pics of her turn up on the internet every six months.  Prior to Bandslam, Alyson's big acting job was on the Disney Channel series "Phil of the Future," but she also happens to be a platinum-selling recording artist with Aly & AJ, a band she started with her younger sister.  Plus, when she was 10, she won a Christmas card competition with Hallmark.  So, before she was legal, she accomplished more than 80% of the people reading this have as adults.A word from Alyson: "I'm always the crazy one at parties who will do silly stuff! I've eaten like five lemon wedges and then I had to drink a cup of sugar!"See, Vanessa Hudgens?  That should be the crazy stuff you do, not drink five lemon-lime Smirnoff Ices and decide to take photos of yourself in your birthday suit!  You work for Disney, for goodness sake!  Check out wholesomely hot photos of Alyson after the jump.

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Not since the release of the latest Harry Potter movie have we really had to worry about oogling girls that may in fact be underage.  Then Bandslam came into our sphere of thought.  This features more “wait a second, are they 18?” babes than you can shake a stick at.  Since Vanessa Hudgens is proving to be a shameless photo hooker without our help, we felt it would be best to point you towards Alyson Michalka, the legal babe that somehow manages to not have nude pics of her turn up on the internet every six months.

Prior to Bandslam, Alyson’s big acting job was on the Disney Channel series “Phil of the Future,” but she also happens to be a platinum-selling recording artist with Aly & AJ, a band she started with her younger sister.  Plus, when she was 10, she won a Christmas card competition with Hallmark.  So, before she was legal, she accomplished more than 80% of the people reading this have as adults.

A word from Alyson: “I’m always the crazy one at parties who will do silly stuff! I’ve eaten like five lemon wedges and then I had to drink a cup of sugar!”

See, Vanessa Hudgens?  That should be the crazy stuff you do, not drink five lemon-lime Smirnoff Ices and decide to take photos of yourself in your birthday suit!  You work for Disney, for goodness sake!  Check out wholesomely hot photos of Alyson after the jump.

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‘THE GOODS’ ACTRESS NOUREEN DEWULF http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-goods-actress-noureen-dewulf/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-goods-actress-noureen-dewulf/#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:00:33 +0000 Defy Media Another hot actress from The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard?  Crap, I already used a "she's got 'the goods'" joke yesterday with Jordana Spiro. Gotta think of another title-pertinent description for Noureen Dewulf... Oh, I got it: Noureen Dewulf is no "hard sell."  Goodness, that's brilliant.  The young actress first started gaining attention in the Oscar-winning short film West Bank Story.  Since then, she's had a steady stream of work that includes both film and TV, including The Ghosts Of Girlfriend's Past, Oceans 13, and "Chuck."  Did I mention she's gotten all these jobs in about a two-year span?  At this rate, expect Noureen to be huge in another two.A word from Noureen: "I think the most important thing women look for in men is a level of comfort in your life, if you're nerdy, be nerdy, if you're cool and super talkative, be that. I'm attracted to people who are comfortable with themselves and are proud to be that way."Maybe I shouldn't have written out that inner monologue about me struggling for a joke; that wasn't confident at all.  I blew what little chances I had with her already.  Oh well, check out more hot photos of Noureen after the jump! 

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Another hot actress from The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard?  Crap, I already used a “she’s got ‘the goods’” joke yesterday with Jordana Spiro. Gotta think of another title-pertinent description for Noureen Dewulf… Oh, I got it: Noureen Dewulf is no “hard sell.”  Goodness, that’s brilliant.  The young actress first started gaining attention in the Oscar-winning short film West Bank Story. Since then, she’s had a steady stream of work that includes both film and TV, including The Ghosts Of Girlfriend’s Past, Oceans 13, and “Chuck.”  Did I mention she’s gotten all these jobs in about a two-year span?  At this rate, expect Noureen to be huge in another two.

A word from Noureen: “I think the most important thing women look for in men is a level of comfort in your life, if you’re nerdy, be nerdy, if you’re cool and super talkative, be that. I’m attracted to people who are comfortable with themselves and are proud to be that way.”

Maybe I shouldn’t have written out that inner monologue about me struggling for a joke; that wasn’t confident at all.  I blew what little chances I had with her already.  Oh well, check out more hot photos of Noureen after the jump!

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‘Weeds’ Actress Elizabeth Perkins http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/weeds-actress-elizabeth-perkins/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/weeds-actress-elizabeth-perkins/#comments Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:38:17 +0000 Defy Media Weeds has a variety of incredibly attractive women on it, but in comparison to other shows, it has the milf market cornered.  Much is said about Mary-Louise Parker, but the unsung hot mom of the show is Elizabeth Perkins.  Playing Celia Hodes, she nails the "raging bitch" role down pat, almost too well.  It makes us hope her character experiences a softening-up that occurs as a result of her new relationship with an oddly juvenile co-worker, preferrably played by Tom Hanks.  That, or we could all just watch Big again.  Either way, she's still hot.A word from Elizabeth: "My sisters are very academically inclined so whenever they would fix me up, it would always be from someone in their world, people they would find attractive. When they came to the door in suits, it was over."Luckily, most of our readership don't own suits, so it seems like we have a shot!  Check out more hot photos of Elizabeth after the jump!

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Weeds has a variety of incredibly attractive women on it, but in comparison to other shows, it has the milf market cornered.  Much is said about Mary-Louise Parker, but the unsung hot mom of the show is Elizabeth Perkins.  Playing Celia Hodes, she nails the “raging bitch” role down pat, almost too well.  It makes us hope her character experiences a softening-up that occurs as a result of her new relationship with an oddly juvenile co-worker, preferrably played by Tom Hanks.  That, or we could all just watch Big again.  Either way, she’s still hot.

A word from Elizabeth: “My sisters are very academically inclined so whenever they would fix me up, it would always be from someone in their world, people they would find attractive. When they came to the door in suits, it was over.”

Luckily, most of our readership don’t own suits, so it seems like we have a shot!  Check out more hot photos of Elizabeth after the jump!

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‘G.I. JOE: RISE OF COBRA’ ACTRESS KAROLINA KURKOVA http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/g-i-joe-rise-of-cobra-actress-karolina-kurkova/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/g-i-joe-rise-of-cobra-actress-karolina-kurkova/#comments Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:01:59 +0000 Defy Media Unlike Michael Bay, who hires models for every non-matronly female part in his films, Stephen Somers only hires models to play models in his upcoming G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra.  The drop-dead gorgeous Karolina Kurkova will be playing the aptly nicknamed "Cover Girl," a former professional model who decided that runways and eating disorders were boring, and that blowing sh*t up in the army would be much more au courant.  A word from Karolina: "Mother Nature made me the way I am, and I should be happy."Most men would high five Mother Nature's palms red for creating Karolina. Check out the photos of Karolina after the jump and turn your palms red! From all the clapping, of course. 

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Unlike Michael Bay, who hires models for every non-matronly female part in his films, Stephen Somers only hires models to play models in his upcoming G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra.  The drop-dead gorgeous Karolina Kurkova will be playing the aptly nicknamed “Cover Girl,” a former professional model who decided that runways and eating disorders were boring, and that blowing sh*t up in the army would be much more au courant.

A word from Karolina: Mother Nature made me the was I am, and I should be happy.”

Most men would high five Mother Nature’s palms red for creating Karolina. Check out the photos of Karolina after the jump and turn your palms red! From all the clapping, of course.

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Jessi Klein from ‘Michael and Michael Have Issues’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/jessi-klein-from-michael-and-michael-have-issues/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/jessi-klein-from-michael-and-michael-have-issues/#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:00:18 +0000 Reza F. I understand that there's a natural skepiticism when one is informed of a both funny and hot woman; theoretically, the two cannot exist together, as it defies all common logic.  But make no mistake: Jessi Klein is both hot and funny.  She's been doing standup and clip shows for quite some time, and is now not only writing, but acting as the show-within-a-show's producer, Marla, on "Michael And Michael Have Issues."  Meanwhile, I'm still trying to hire a team of scientists  that will tell me how she is biologically possible. A word from Jessi: "When I meet a guy for the first time, I have no problem with his eyes wandering south for a second to check out my rack—that’s when I steal a glance at the little slip of landscape peeking out from the collar of his shirt. Is it heavily forested, gently grassy, or just a desert-like stretch of flesh, with nary a hair in sight to provide shade?" What a very fair way to handle that situation.  Check out some classy (meaning with clothing, because she respects herself) photos and some of Jessi's standup routine after the jump!

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I understand that there’s a natural skepiticism when one is informed of a both funny and hot woman; theoretically, the two cannot exist together, as it defies all common logic.  But make no mistake: Jessi Klein is both hot and funny.  She’s been doing standup and clip shows for quite some time, and is now not only writing, but acting as the show-within-a-show’s producer, Marla, on "Michael And Michael Have Issues."  Meanwhile, I’m still trying to hire a team of scientists  that will tell me how she is biologically possible.

A word from Jessi: "When I meet a guy for the first time, I have no problem with his eyes wandering south for a second to check out my rack—that’s when I steal a glance at the little slip of landscape peeking out from the collar of his shirt. Is it heavily forested, gently grassy, or just a desert-like stretch of flesh, with nary a hair in sight to provide shade?"

What a very fair way to handle that situation.  Check out some classy (meaning with clothing, because she respects herself) photos and some of Jessi’s standup routine after the jump!

         

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‘THE COLLECTOR’ ACTRESS ANDREA ROTH http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-collector-actress-andrea-roth/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-collector-actress-andrea-roth/#comments Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:00:13 +0000 Defy Media Turns out Madeline Zima was only the tip of the ice berg that is hot women in the new horror-heist thriller The Collector.  Today, we direct your attention to the lovely Andrea Roth.  She's been a TV and film star for quite some time, most recently in a recurring role on the edgy (meaning it's on basic cable and they actually say "sh*t!") drama "Rescue Me." A word from Andrea: "When they were casting, Denis [Leary] was very specific  that he didn't want any actors from L.A., and I was living in L.A. at the time."Yet she still got the part.  Can you blame Denis Leary though?  He would have been stupid not to cast her.  Check out more hot photos of Andrea after the jump!

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Turns out Madeline Zima was only the tip of the ice berg that is hot women in the new horror-heist thriller The Collector.  Today, we direct your attention to the lovely Andrea Roth.  She’s been a TV and film star for quite some time, most recently in a recurring role on the edgy (meaning it’s on basic cable and they actually say “sh*t!”) drama “Rescue Me.”

A word from Andrea: “When they were casting, Denis [Leary] was very specific  that he didn’t want any actors from L.A., and I was living in L.A. at the time.”

Yet she still got the part.  Can you blame Denis Leary though?  He would have been stupid not to cast her.  Check out more hot photos of Andrea after the jump!

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‘FUNNY PEOPLE’ ACTRESS AUBREY PLAZA http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/funny-people-actress-aubrey-plaza/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/funny-people-actress-aubrey-plaza/#comments Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:00:11 +0000 Defy Media Judd Apatow has a knack for finding women that manage to be very funny and incredibly hot at the same time for his movies.  For Funny People, he has found Aubrey Plaza, and up and coming actress and comedian who plays Seth Rogen's love interest in the film.  She also stars on the small screen in NBC's Parks and Recreation.  As a small side note, her Sarah Silverman impression is dead on.A word from Aubrey: "Wilmington is pretty small. There wasn't a ton to do there, but it definitely made me more creative because I had to kind of find my own thing to do, which is why I started making weird, funny videos."So growing up in a small and boring town is the secret to creating a hot and funny personality... Very interesting.  Check out more photos of Aubrey after the jump!

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Judd Apatow has a knack for finding women that manage to be very funny and incredibly hot at the same time for his movies.  For Funny People, he has found Aubrey Plaza, and up and coming actress and comedian who plays Seth Rogen’s love interest in the film.  She also stars on the small screen in NBC’s Parks and Recreation.  As a small side note, her Sarah Silverman impression is dead on.

A word from Aubrey: “Wilmington is pretty small. There wasn’t a ton to do there, but it definitely made me more creative because I had to kind of find my own thing to do, which is why I started making weird, funny videos.”

So growing up in a small and boring town is the secret to creating a hot and funny personality… Very interesting.  Check out more photos of Aubrey after the jump!

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‘Entourage’ Actress Emmanuelle Chriqui http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/entourage-actress-emmanuelle-chriqui/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/entourage-actress-emmanuelle-chriqui/#comments Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:00:01 +0000 Defy Media "Entourage" made its triumphant return last night, and with it came the return of the adorable Emmanuelle Chriqui.  She took a long break from playing Sloan, Eric's smoking hot girlfriend - much to the dismay of every heterosexual male who watches it in hopes of seeing attractive women (the same ones who watch to hear Ari say something cool that they can co-opt for themselves).  The producers and writers must've realized they were all morons for not featuring her on the show, and now she's back.  All is right with the world (except the economy, of course).A word from Emmanuelle: "You know, "Entourage" is the biggest surprise of my career. It's never really been my dream to be on a TV series. But every pilot season, my agent wants me to do something. So this time I said, 'Okay, look, if I do television, I want to do an HBO show.'"It's no surprise you'll find hot photos of Emmanuelle after the jump.

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“Entourage” made its triumphant return last night, and with it came the return of the adorable Emmanuelle Chriqui.  She took a long break from playing Sloan, Eric’s smoking hot girlfriend – much to the dismay of every heterosexual male who watches it in hopes of seeing attractive women (the same ones who watch to hear Ari say something cool that they can co-opt for themselves).  The producers and writers must’ve realized they were all morons for not featuring her on the show, and now she’s back.  All is right with the world (except the economy, of course).

A word from Emmanuelle: “You know, “Entourage” is the biggest surprise of my career. It’s never really been my dream to be on a TV series. But every pilot season, my agent wants me to do something. So this time I said, ‘Okay, look, if I do television, I want to do an HBO show.’”

It’s no surprise you’ll find hot photos of Emmanuelle after the jump.

 

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TOP 15 MAGIC BABES FROM MOVIES & TV http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/top-15-magic-babes-from-movies-tv/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/top-15-magic-babes-from-movies-tv/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Throughout the ages, enchanting babes with supernatural powers have come and gone, but a few exceptional ones have stuck out in our memory.  This list is a tribute to fifteen of Screen Junkies' favorite magical, sexy ladies and the spells they put on us. 15. Cheras Alexandra Medford in The Witches of Eastwick (1987)Cher may be a hell of a singer, if not always the best actress, but in this 80’s magical movie she got to show off her hots, received a significantly larger role than she normally did in her films, and showed what a sexy magical babe she could be.  That's her on the left of the Eastwick poster if you didn't already know. 

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Throughout the ages, enchanting babes with supernatural powers have come and gone, but a few exceptional ones have stuck out in our memory.  This list is a tribute to fifteen of Screen Junkies’ favorite magical, sexy ladies and the spells they put on us.
 

15. Cher
as Alexandra Medford in The Witches on Eastwick (1987)
Cher may be a hell of a singer, if not always the best actress, but in this 80’s magical movie she got to show off her hots, received a significantly larger role than she normally did in her films, and showed what a sexy magical babe she could be.  That’s her on the left of the Eastwick poster if you didn’t already know.

 

14.  Susan Sarandon
as Queen Narissa in Enchanted (2007)

Sarandon may be the MILFiest of the girls on this list.  She brought a cacklin glee to her role as the jealous magical queen Narissa and got to cheese it up and put to use some witchy bitchy talents she developed on the set of The Witches of Eastwick, too (check out the poster above if you missed it).

 

 

13.  Sarah Jessica Parker
as Sarah Sanderson in Hocus Pocus (1993)
Long before her days as a relationally challenged middle-aged woman on "Sex and the City," Parker played one of the three witches in Disney’s family-friendly Hocus Pocus. Parker’s role required her to be a ditz, but more importantly, to wear a low cut dress and have just the cutest little laugh.  Our ten-year old selves knew that low cut dress very, very well.

 

 

12.  Sandra Bullock
as Sally Owens in Practical Magic (1998)

Back when she was still America’s sweetheart, girl next door, Sandra Bullock tried her own hand at magic, as Sally Owens, a witch with a curse on her family that caused any who dared love them to die.   The role remains, to this day, Bullock’s only dabbling in the world of magic.

 

11.  Nicole Kidman
as Isabel in Bewitched (2005)

Years after she played opposite Bullock as her sister, Kidman tried to play a witch again, with disastrous results in the Bewitched remake.  Despite all that film’s flaws, we just can’t get over how damn cute that little nose twitch is.  Maybe she is a witch and just doesn’t want anyone to know it yet.  Kidman is certainly magical enough.

 

10.  Emma Watson
as Hermione in the Harry Potter series

There’s not much that’s hotter than a chick who’s smart AND could tell you every single possible use for unicorn hair (EVERY use), at least according to the wet dreams of fanboys all over the world, which probably doubled the day Watson turned 18, and with Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince coming out this week and the last Harry Potter book set for two cinematic installments, that number will only grow, just like our wands.  Wands grow, right?

 

9.  Melissa Joan Hart
as Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996-2003)

The show ran for seven seasons, plenty of time for Hart to demonstrate that she was one of the hottest TV magical babes this side of Buffy.  And plus, she was a teenager around the time we were, so it was okay to pretend that she was casting one of her oh-so-wacky spells on us.  Besides, it was a Disney channel show, so they practically forced us to use our imaginations.  (Damn you, Disney!)

 

8.  Neve Campbell
as Bonnie in The Craft (1996)

The movie’s plot was laughable, making it seem like being Wiccan involved developing all sorts of supernatural prowess, not the least of which was freaking out your friends by making them see snakes and bugs and creepy crawlies. It did offer a good excuse for a bunch of hot chicks walking around in schoolgirl’s outfits, and since one of them was Neve Campbell, the massive unbelievability really wasn’t all that much to ask for.

 

7.  Alyssa Milano
as Phoebe Halliwell in "Charmed" (1998-2006)

TV has been a bountiful well of hot magical babes, not least of which was Alyssa Milano as one of “The Charmed Ones” in this series.  The cast for this series included other hot stars like Shannen Doherty and Rose McGowan.  The plot sometimes bordered on the ridiculous (okay, maybe a little more than sometimes), but more than likely it lasted so long because of the innate appeal of watching hot babes kill demonic and dangerous beings.  I mean, how is that NOT appealing?

 

6. Cate Blanchett
as Galadriel in The Lord of the Rings (2001-2003)

Choosing who to cast as the elf queen was tricky – and Peter Jackson chose perfectly with Blanchett.  There’s something divinely serene about her face and expression, a false serenity which covers some deep, dark, ominous secrets. Elves are supposed to be the most beautiful creatures in the world, and Blanchett fits the bill.

 

5.  Lucy Lawless
as Xena in "Xena: Warrior Princess" (1995-2001)

Xena one ups other evil-fighting magical babes like Hermione and Phoebe by adding a freakin sword to her arsenal.  A chick who knows magic is one thing.  A chick who knows magic AND could slice off your head with a casual swish is scary, but sexy.  And to top it off, an episode of the series suggested that Ares, the God of War, might be Xena’s father.  Yeah, you do not wanna f*ck with her.

 

4.  Claire Danes
as Yvaine from Stardust (2007)

Danes simply looks magical, even if she’s just standing there, so she was bound to become a magical babe eventually, and as the fallen star Yvaine she really manages to shine. (Get it?!)  As Yvaine she had to look very powerful yet innocent and fragile, but she went one step beyond and added sexy to her arsenal.

 

3.  Liv Tyler
as Arwen in
The Lord of the Rings
There’s a reason The Lord of the Rings is the only movie (or series) that shows up again on this list, and Arwen is that reason.  Do we really need to explain why Tyler is one of the hottest magical babes around?  Her romance with the grunting, rock-for-a-face Viggo Mortensen was one of the main threads that ran throughout all three films, and since elves live forever you can bet Aragorn wasn’t the first ranger lookin’ to get into those Elven pants.  Who could blame him?

 

2. Michelle Pfeiffer
as Isabeau D’anjou in
Ladyhawke (1985)
Actually, I take back what I said earlier.  Pfeiffer is definitely MILFier than Sarandon, even though she was fairly young when she played the role of the woman cursed to be separated from her love by the inconvenient little fact that she was a hawk. Though she technically doesn’t have magical powers, and has merely fallen under a curse, she’s certainly still a magical babe, and Pfeiffer is one of the hottest actresses on the planet.  (Plus, she did play a witch in The Witches of Eastwick.)

 

1.  Sarah Michelle Gellar
as Buffy in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1997-2003)

Could there really be any other magical babe at number one?  Joss Whedon created a timeless kickass character with Buffy – high school girl who was worried about just a couple more things than finding a date on Friday or passing next week’s test.  Nope, this girl killed demons and dispatched vampires to hellin her spare time, dodging death and actually biting it a couple of times.  If that’s not both magical AND sexy, I don’t know what is.

Who are your favorite magic babes from movies & TV?

– THOMAS ANDERSON
AKA MovieBuzzReviewDude.  Check out his movie/media/pop culture blog here. –
 

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HOT CAVEWOMEN: A PHOTO GALLERY http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hot-cavewomen-a-photo-gallery/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hot-cavewomen-a-photo-gallery/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 In honor of Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs opening this weekend, we decided to feature a picture gallery of sexy cavewomen wearing skimpy loincloths.  You might interject, "ScreenJunkies, despite what the Flinstones depicts, humans weren't around during the time of the dinosaurs!" to which we'd respond - and haughtily, we might add - "Would you rather see a gallery of wooly mammoth ass?"   Above: Queen Latifah telling us to "Talk to the trunk."If you answered "yes" then you're into Furries and should be reading Holy Taco.  If you answered "no" then get get ready for some B.C. T&A. 

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In honor of Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs opening this weekend, we decided to feature a picture gallery of sexy cavewomen wearing skimpy loincloths.  You might interject, "ScreenJunkies, despite what the Flinstones depicts, humans weren’t around during the time of the dinosaurs!" to which we’d respond – and haughtily, we might add – "Would you rather see a gallery of wooly mammoth ass?"   

Above: Queen Latifah telling us to "Talk to the trunk."

If you answered "yes" then you’re into Furries and should be reading Holy Taco.  If you answered "no" then get get ready for some B.C. T&A.

 

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

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‘PUBLIC ENEMIES’ ACTRESS MARION COTILLARD http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/public-enemies-actress-marion-cotillard/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/public-enemies-actress-marion-cotillard/#comments Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:30:56 +0000 Defy Media Where You've Seen Her: The très, trés French starlet Marion Cotillard doesn't have a ton of American flicks under her ceinture just yet, but she's already won a Best Actress Oscar for her performance as chanteuse Edith Piaf in 2007's La Vie En Rose.  In Public Enemies, she plays Billie Frechette, John Dillinger's (Johnny Depp) lady friend.  Look for her in The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan's upcoming mega-budgeted sci-fi Inception, where she'll be one of the more reasonably priced special effects.   A Word From Marion: My parents always told me that if you want something, you can do whatever you have to do to get it. As long as it's not against someone else. Check out the hot photos of Marion "Fair Play" Cotillard after the jump:

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Where You’ve Seen Her: The très, trés French starlet Marion Cotillard doesn’t have a ton of American flicks under her ceinture just yet, but she’s already won a Best Actress Oscar for her performance as chanteuse Edith Piaf in 2007′s La Vie En Rose.  In Public Enemies, she plays Billie Frechette, John Dillinger’s (Johnny Depp) lady friend.  Look for her in The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan‘s upcoming mega-budgeted sci-fi Inception, where she’ll be one of the more reasonably priced special effects.

A Word From Marion: My parents always told me that if you want something, you can do whatever you have to do to get it. As long as it’s not against someone else.

Check out the hot photos of Marion “Fair Play” Cotillard after the jump:

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10 Hottest Female Newscasters http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/10-hottest-female-newscasters/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/10-hottest-female-newscasters/#comments Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:05:50 +0000 Reza F. There are times in recent years when I am not sure if I am watching the News or "Access Hollywood."  The reporting is as equally superficial and shallow for both nowadays.  Nancy O'Dell should be a news correspondent for FOX, CNN, or MSNBC; she looks the part and can clearly read a teleprompter as good as the other "women journalists" at these corporate news channels. Which one is Nancy O’Dell from "Access Hollywood" and which one is a "serious journalist?" I have no idea, either.

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There are times in recent years when I am not sure if I am watching the News or "Access Hollywood."  The reporting is as equally superficial and shallow for both nowadays.  Nancy O’Dell should be a news correspondent for FOX, CNN, or MSNBC; she looks the part and can clearly read a teleprompter as good as the other "women journalists" at these corporate news channels.

Which one is Nancy O’Dell from "Access Hollywood" and which one is a "serious journalist?"

I have no idea, either.

Pretty women tell us what is going on so corporations can keep making money and the rest of us just walk around running into walls as we are spoon fed somewhat truthy infotainment. Yes, yes, we are bombing villages in Afghanistan. Fine, our 401Ks are being spent on some CEO’s letter opener encrusted with the hope diamond. Now come on, stop teasing us with those hot legs.  I want to see boobs.

Thank you corporate news.  Without you I wouldn’t have the following list of 10 national newscasters with whom I would like to make the sex.  Isn’t that really the point of all this?

 

#10 KIRAN CHETRY

         

Ex-comedian Al Franken shows Kiran a thing or two about journalism in this video.

 

 

#9 ERICA HILL

         

God, you are too nice.  I think we’re going to have to "preten break up."

Watch a clip of Erica here.

 

#8 NICOLE LAPIN

         

The California economy is crumbling apart and when Nicole gets The Governator to sit down, she asks him the hard-hitting questions.  Be prepared for an intense discussion that will have you on the edge of your seat.  I can’t wait till this budding journalist takes over in "The Situation Room."  We are all in good hands.

 

 

#7 CHRIST PAUL

         

Hot black boots?  Check.  I don’t really care what comes out of her mouth at this point.

 

#6 ROBIN MEADE

         

Can anyone say, "Hot boots?"  How about "F**k me boots?"

 

#5 AMY ROBACH

         

Check out Amy back in her pageant days when she was inspiring other young girls to become bulimic.  HERE.

 

 

#4 JILL DOBSON

           

Watch her take on a carrot in this video.

What can I say about Jill that hasn’t been said about the other girls?  Nothing.  Let’s move on.

 

#3 COURTNEY FRIEL

         

I went to San Diego State University and let me tell you: so did Courtney Friel.  And if you wanted to find the hottest girls on campus they were all in the back of the Sigma Chi house or in the journalism department.  Depending on the time of day of course.

Here’s a clip.

 

#2 MEGAN KELLY

         

Talk about a cougar and a feisty one at that.

 

#1 JENNA LEE

         

When things are going wrong in the business sector, whom else would I turn to but some young hot girl like Jenna.  I mean, that’s what I normally do when things aren’t going well with my wife.  It really make perfect sense.

Here’s a clip of Jenna.

 

In finishing, I really don’t mind beauty queens doing their thing, but once it involves the vital information we need, maybe we should leave that to real journalist and leave the beauty queens back where the only real damage they can do is to all the young girls who watch those pageants.

Carrie Prejean. Vaguely hot. Fired from Miss California. Thinks gay people have cooties. Anyone else think she’s already in negotiations with Fox News?  Or how about you know who?

Don’t get me wrong I have nothing against hot girls.  Megan Fox is a babe, but when it comes to the news, I prefer my journalists to look more like this:

Than this:

I get it…I’m a sexist jerk. Sticks and stones, pal. Is it possible that there are hot women who are also extremely intelligent? Sure, why not. One time I put in a dollar in a vending machine and got 5 back. But chances are if you had guys fawning over you your whole life, one of them probably helped you cheat on a math test.

If you’re a 10 and you managed to get through Columbia Journalism School on your own merits, congratulations. Please forward your information to the editorial department. I’d love to get in touch for an interview, over dinner. For the remaining lot of you, please forward your resumes to Cinemax c/o After Hours Programming Dept. If you’re going to report the news you must be able to pronounce Ahmadinejad, and you can’t be a bleached blonde hair past a 5.

I guess on the flipside, as our country goes down the toilet (google: global economic shitstorm), maybe the hotties are there to cushion the blow. So when our country is finally morally and financially bankrupt, thanks in part to our hot news “journalists”, at least you’ll have something to whack off to. Maybe they should just merge Cinemax and CNN once and for all. The best team in softcore somewhat newsy things.

THIS HAS BEEN A RANT FROM RON.

 

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14 HOTTEST CHICKS FROM MICHAEL BAY FILMS http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/14-hottest-chicks-from-michael-bay-films/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/14-hottest-chicks-from-michael-bay-films/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 All this week, BAYWATCH '09 has given you the goods on all things that go BOOM.  Monday was the 10 Best Michael Bay-directed Music Videos... Tuesday was the first ever Michael Bay Explosion Tournament... Well, it wouldn't be a proper Bay-themed week without cleavage.  You're welcome.By Thomas Anderson

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All this week, BAYWATCH ’09 has given you the goods on all things that go BOOM.  Monday was the 10 Best Michael Bay-directed Music Videos… Tuesday was the first ever Michael Bay Explosion Tournament… Well, it wouldn’t be a proper Bay-themed week without cleavage.  You’re welcome.

By Thomas Anderson

It doesn’t matter how many movies Michael Bay comes out with; you still get the sense that he just might be sitting there behind the camera, sneaking a peek at Megan Fox’s stomach or Scarlet Johansson’s ass (hell, wouldn’t you?). Sometimes you wonder if he cast them simply so he could ogle them from behind the camera and create a few off-camera explosions in his pants, but you’ve got to hand it to the guy: he knows how to populate his worlds with gorgeous bombshells who are strong, independent women who often find the need to remove their clothes to save the world, or maybe just give the hero a little pick-me-up.

In honor of these brave, brave souls, Screen Junkies presents 14 of Michael Bay’s Hottest Chicks from all his films.

 

BAD BOYS and BAD BOYS II

These films perhaps best encompass what Bay is all about: lots and lots of chases and explosions, and curvy gorgeous women as a garnish on top of the million-calorie sundae. 

 

GABRIEL UNION

In the second Bad Boys film she played Will Smith’s girlfriend and Martin Lawrence’s sister, making it extremely difficult to concentrate on the two stars’ banter, the dumb plot, and the inane dialogue, because uh… um… what were we talking about again?

 

THERESA RANDLE

Though she hasn’t been in much since Bad Boys, save for some flopped movies, a few TV shows and Space Jame as Michael Jordan’s wife, she sizzles to this day.  The fact that she played, of all people, Martin Lawrence’s wife, should have tolsd us something about Bay’s commitment to credibility.

 

IVELIN GIRO

Don’t remember her?  She had a cameo as Will Smith’s psychologist in Bad Boys II – a woman who helped Smith overcome emotional issues through the tried and true technique of boning her patient. I think it’s safe to say if Ivelin Giro was able to give therapy to every single person with a problem, we’d have achieved world peace and invented faster-than-light travel by now.

 

THE ROCK

This movie proves an exception to most Bay ventures, because the cast is almost exclusively male, with only a few scenes here and there devoted to the fairer sex.  Not to worry though, because the lack of extraneous females let Bay choose very selectively which chicks would show up in his cartoon action slaughter fest.  And they’re a couple of very fine women indeed.

 

VANESSA MARCIL

 

Back when Nic Cage was still considered an actor and not a punchline, he had Marcil as his girlfriend and mother of his child in The Rock.  She’s since posed for Maxim, FHM, and some other magazines.  She also does the occasional TV cameo and even starred in the failed Sex and the City ripoff, Lipstick Jungle, but she’s got enough star power that we probably haven’t seen the last of her in movies.

 

CLAIRE FORLANI

Her appeal comes from the fact that she looks smart enough to grade your homework, and yet still keep you after class to talk to her about how you can help her raise your grades.  (Yes, a round of Monopoly, for those of you who were wondering.) She only had a couple minutes in The Rock as Sean Connery’s daughter, but it’s arguably a couple of the best minutes in the movie, even if there’s a distinct lack of skin.  We can solve that below.


 

ARMAGEDDON

Similar to The Rock, Armageddon was a testosterone-fuled romp where women seemed to be an inconvenience to getting on with the good stuff of blowing up a bigass rock.  Bay’s choices this time are ratcheted up in beauty and star power even further, but that animal cracker scene still has us cracking up to this day… for all the wrong reasons.

 

LIV TYLER

We didn’t care that she didn’t look a thing like Bruce Willis, a guy who – fine actor that he is – looks like his face was chiseled out of concrete.  Tyler, by contrast, has smooth, elven beauty, a voice that’s whisper-soft, and otherworldly eyes that always seem to ask, "Why not?"  We couldn’t agree more.

 

LAYLA ROBERTS

It’s unclear why a drop dead gorgeous stripper would end up with a guy like Steve Buscemi, whose eyes always seem to be pointing in different directions, but we didn’t care much because we were too busy focusing our eyes on her great big asteroids. In real life, she’s a porn star who posed for Playboy, and you’d be surprised how difficult it is to find a picture of her not naked.  So in the interest of discretion, we’ve placed little South Park Michael Bay explosion icons on the appropriate areas.

 

 

PEARL HARBOR

When faced with the prospect of a movie with no chicks in sight, Michael Bay did the only logical thing; he created a whole bunch of horny-as-sh*t nurses who really, really want to bang the soldiers and seem to only do actual nurse work as a last resort.  Finally he could combine the two things he’d always dreamed of: horrifying exploitative shots of a national tragedy and Josh Hartnett and Kate Beckinsale doing it in a parachute hangar.

 

KATE BECKINSALE

These days she’s best known for the Underworld series (her wardrobe helped), but back in the day, Beckinsale was a serious hottie and one of the more bankable Hollywood stars.  She doesn’t have Liv Tyler;s ethereal air, but straight up hot works just fine at putting asses in seats.

 

JAIME KING

Impressively, Pearl Harbor was only King’s third movie, but she manages to hold her own wamong the rest of the nurse ast and appear convincingly just as desperate for uniformed man ass as the others.  It’s not her fault she’s so hot and sexy and blonde… I mean.. what’s a horny nurse to do?

 

JENNIFER GARNER

Way back before she was a huge superstar trading blows with Ben Affleck and dressing in tight red superhero leather, Garner was a smaller star who played an adorabl nurse with glasses (!!!) in Pearl Harbor.  Do we really need to say anything else?

 

 

THE ISLAND

SCARLET JOHANSSON

Though her role only existed so Ewan McGragor would have someone to do the nasty with (lucky), ScarJo brought her famous innocent eyes and infectious smile to the role, playing up her naivete by a couple of thousdan degrees, which only made her hotter.  She’s got that look that’ knowing, yet at the same time blissfully unaware of her own beauty.

 

SHAWNEE SMITH

So what is it with Steve Buscemi landing all these amazing women in Michael Bay flicks?  Is it the eye thing?  In any case, Shawnee is probably best known for her role in the Saw films, as Jigsaw’s apprentice.  She’s an actress who’s boned Buscemi and ruthlessly murdered people.  Which one is more disturbing?

 

THE TRANSFORMERS FILMS

MEGAN FOX

It’s safe to say that without Bay there would be no Megan Fox, or at least, hardly anyone would recognize her photo-friendly stomach.  Her recent rant in the media about being compared to Angelina Jolie throws her into a bit of a harsher light, but it doesn’t change the fct that her stomach is pretty damn amazing (along with the rest of her).

 

RACHEL TAYLOR

Bay’s form of women’s lib is giving them a gun and telling them to shoot.  In Transformers, that’s exactly what he did with this character.  Nothing wrong with that, of course, but since he was wasting all his time on Optimus Prime saying, "My bad," the the African-American Autobot "Jazz" jive-talkin’ it up, we didn’t get to see much of her.  A shame, because she’s got that classic blonde bombshell thing down pretty darn well. 

WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE "MICHAEL BAY-BE?"

-Thomas Anderson
aka MovieBuzzReviewDude. Check out his movie/media/pop culture blog here.

 

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‘THE BROTHERS BLOOM’S’ RINKO KIKUCHI http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-brothers-blooms-rinko-kikuchi/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-brothers-blooms-rinko-kikuchi/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Rian Johnson's The Brothers Bloom opens in wider release this weekend. If you get to the theater and Up and Drag Me to Hell are sold out - or if you're in the mood to just see a rock solid, atypical summer movie, then check it out (and if you want, read our review).  If you need extra incentive to see it, how about one of its stars, Japanese bombshell Rinko Kikuchi, who plays Bang Bang, the aptly-named explosives expert.  We won't delve into dirty jokes about her character's moniker, but we'll gladly play set up man for your sick minds.  Where else you've seen Rinko: Probably not many other films, unless you're a Japanese cineaste.  But her breakout role was in the Oscar-nominated Babel, a film in which she played the deaf/mute girl Chieko Wataya.  (She is one of eight actors of Asian descent nominated for an Academy Award in an acting category.)  Look for her in Mikael Håfström's '40s period piece, Shanghai, opposite John Cusack and Chow Yun Fat. Random Quote: "The nudity itself was not my concern." (re: Babel)See the photos of Rinko not concerning herself with nudity after the jump:

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Rian Johnson‘s Th Brothers Bloom opens in wider release this weekend. If you get to the theater and Up and Drag Me to Hell are sold out – or if you’re in the mood to just see a rock solid, atypical summer movie, then check it out (and if you want, read our review).  If you need extra incentive to see it, how about one of its stars, Japanese bombshell Rinko Kikuchi, who plays Bang Bang, the aptly-named explosives expert.  We won’t delve into dirty jokes about her character’s moniker, but we’ll gladly play set up man for your sick minds.  

Where else you’ve seen Rinko: Probably not many other films, unless you’re a Japanese cineaste.  But her breakout role was in the Oscar-nominated Babel, a film in which she played the deaf/mute girl Chieko Wataya.  (She is one of eight actors of Asian descent nominated for an Academy Award in an acting category.)  Look for her in Mikael Håfström‘s ’40s period piece, Shanghai, opposite John Cusack and Chow Yun Fat.

Random Quote: "The nudity itself was not my concern." (re: Babel)

See the photos of Rinko not concerning herself with nudity after the jump:

           

          

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‘DRAG ME TO HELL’S’ ALISON LOHMAN http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/drag-me-to-hells-alison-lohman/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/drag-me-to-hells-alison-lohman/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000   This Friday, Sam Raimi's Drag Me to Hell emerges from the depths and into theaters everywhere.  Its star, Alison Lohman, plays Chris, a submissive bank employee who has to grow a pair when a curse is put on her and a particularly douche-y demon tries to... yes, you know... drag her to Hell. Raimi is known for his male muses, particularly Bruce Campbell, but can Lohman become the female Ash?  We've seen the film, and she's got the comic chops, if not the chin. ALISON LOHMAN TALKS DRAG ME TO HELL - Watch more Movie Trailers Where else you've seen her: Lohman got her big break as Angela, Nic Cage's long lost daughter, in Matchstick Men.  She quickly followed that up as a young Sandra Templeton Bloom in Tim Burton's Big Fish, and was the spitting image of a young Jessica Lange, who played the older Sandra.  Look for Alison in the upcoming Neveldine/Taylor-helmed Gamer, with Gerard Butler. Random Quote: The only thing I care about is that I have a strong sense of the character I'm playing. Check out the photos of Alison after the jump.

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This Friday, Sam Raimi’s Drag Me to Hell emerges from the depths and into theaters everywhere.  Its star, Alison Lohman, plays Chris, a submissive bank employee who has to grow a pair when a curse is put on her and a particularly douche-y demon tries to… yes, you know… drag her to Hell. Raimi is known for his male muses, particularly Bruce Campbell, but can Lohman become the female Ash?  We’ve seen the film, and she’s got the comic chops, if not the chin.


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Where else you’ve seen her: Lohman got her big break as Angela, Nic Cage’s long lost daughter, in Matchstick Men.  She quickly followed that up as a young Sandra Templeton Bloom in Tim Burton’s Big Fish, and was the spitting image of a young Jessica Lange, who played the older Sandra.  Look for Alison in the upcoming Neveldine/Taylor-helmed Gamer, with Gerard Butler.

Random Quote: The only thing I care about is that I have a strong sense of the character I’m playing.

Check out the photos of Alison after the jump.

           

          

 

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TERMINATOR SALVATION’S BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/terminator-salvations-bryce-dallas-howard/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/terminator-salvations-bryce-dallas-howard/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Today's the big day... Judgment Day has happened... the Machines have Risen... but Salvation is on our doorsteps.  Despite a 34% score on RottenTomatoes (as of this post), Terminator Salvation, which opens today, will most likely pack 'em into theaters like a Harvester bagging meatsacks.  And Bryce Dallas Howard (above) is another reason to go see it.  Unless you're listening to Harry Knowles' scathing review, which states that all Bryce was did during the film was "open her eyes really wide." In the film, Bryce plays Kate Connor, the wife of John Connor - a role originated in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, by Claire Danes.  And as you'll see from the picture above and the ones after the jump, if there's any actress whose baby blues we'd like to see widening repeatedly on screen, it's Ms. Howard.Narrow your eyes in the blinding beauty of Bryce photos after the jump. 

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Today’s the big day… Judgment Day has happened… the Machines have Risen… but Salvation is on our doorsteps.  Despite a 34% score on RottenTomatoes (as of this post), Terminator Salvation, which opens today, will most likely pack ‘em into theaters like a Harvester bagging meatsacks.  And Bryce Dallas Howard (above) is another reason to go see it.  Unless you’re listening to Harry Knowles’ scathing review, which states that all Bryce was did during the film was "open her eyes really wide." 

In the film, Bryce plays Kate Connor, the wife of John Connor – a role originated in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, by Claire Danes.  And as you’ll see from the picture above and the ones after the jump, if there’s any actress whose baby blues we’d like to see widening repeatedly on screen, it’s Ms. Howard.

Narrow your eyes in the blinding beauty of Bryce photos after the jump. 

         

         

 

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TERMINATOR SALVATION’S MOON BLOODGOOD http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/terminator-salvations-moon-bloodgood/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/terminator-salvations-moon-bloodgood/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Tomorrow, Terminator Salvation opens, and there's been a lot of controversy surrounding its PG-13 rating.  You see, it's the first Terminator flick that's been anything less than an "R," and the question remains as to whether or not that means watered down.  One decidely R-Rated moment chopped from the film is a topless Moon Bloodgood (above), who plays Blair Williams, a badass lady pilot for the Resistance. Where Else You've Seen Her:You might recognize her as Livia Beale, time-jumping hero Dan Vasser's ex on the short-lived NBC series, "Journeyman."  She also had a brief scene in What Just Happened, the Barry Levinson-directed comedy starring Robert DeNiro as a Hollywood producer losing his mind.  And she's also got a couple episodes of "Burn Notice" under her belt, which is not the only accessory she's not wearing in any of the photos after the jump.  Random Quote: "I'm into chivalry. As much as I'm a guy's girl with a potty mouth, a polite man who opens the door is so refreshing."Click "MORE" for more photos of Ms. Bloodgood.

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Tomorrow, Terminator Salvation opens, and there’s been a lot of controversy surrounding its PG-13 rating.  You see, it’s the first Terminator flick that’s been anything less than an "R," and the question remains as to whether or not that means watered down.  One decidely R-Rated moment chopped from the film is a topless Moon Bloodgood (above), who plays Blair Williams, a badass lady pilot for the Resistance. 

Where Else You’ve Seen Her:

You might recognize her as Livia Beale, time-jumping hero Dan Vasser’s ex on the short-lived NBC series, "Journeyman."  She also had a brief scene in What Just Happened, the Barry Levinson-directed comedy starring Robert DeNiro as a Hollywood producer losing his mind.  And she’s also got a couple episodes of "Burn Notice" under her belt, which is not the only accessory she’s not wearing in any of the photos after the jump.  

Random Quote: "I’m into chivalry. As much as I’m a guy’s girl with a potty mouth, a polite man who opens the door is so refreshing."

Click "MORE" for more photos of Ms. Bloodgood.

         

         

 

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SASHA GREY EXPOSES HERSELF TO THE MEDIA http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/sasha-grey-exposes-herself-to-the-media/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/sasha-grey-exposes-herself-to-the-media/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Sasha Grey is a renaissance woman.  Not only does she pay the rent doing what most people do for fun (or babies), she also happens to be an intelligent and ambitious 21 year-old creative.  And with her starring performance in Steven Soderbergh’s newest film, The Girlfriend Experience, she’s now officially under the mainstream microscope. Screen Junkies had the good fortune to be invited to the film’s press junket, where Grey discussed such subjects as juggling porn and indie film, the odds of starring alongside teenybopper celebs, and her soon-to-be produced adult script, The F&%k Junkie.  If we ever start a porn column on this site, we now have a name.   

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Sasha Grey is a renaissance woman.  Not only does she pay the rent doing what most people do for fun (or babies), she also happens to be an intelligent and ambitious 21 year-old creative.  And with her starring performance in Steven Soderbergh’s newest film, The Girlfriend Experience, she’s now officially under the mainstream microscope. 

Screen Junkies had the good fortune to be invited to the film’s press junket, where Grey discussed such subjects as juggling porn and indie film, the odds of starring alongside teenybopper celebs, and her soon-to-be produced adult script, The F&%k Junkie.  If we ever start a porn column on this site, we now have a name.   

                        

                         

SASHA GREY, on her first meeting with Steven Soderbergh:

I knew I was big fan.  I’m not 14 anymore, so I don’t know every little detail about the people I admire necessarily anymore…  My first meeting [with Soderbergh] was really exciting, and I felt like a bumbling little kid.”
 
On switching into mainstream film and how that will affect her adult career: 

Right now, I think I want to do both.  I think it’s unprecedented that a woman from the adult industry has been able to juggle both at the same time and play the non-eponymous character in more than just one film.  So I think the climate is right, and if people enjoy what I do outside of the adult films that there is room for growth and there is room for opportunity.” 

I’m locked to shoot a film in August; I have the lead role, and I don’t play a sex worker.  I also have two other scripts I was just offered… There have been very few women to do both at the same time; usually women quit and go “I’m a redeemed sinner, it’s ok that I hate porn now and you can all accept me!”  I think that’s bullshit.

On her production company, Grey Art:

Well again I’d like to do both [mainstream and adult film], I don’t think it’s been done to its fullest potential.  I enjoy the challenge of people saying no to me, and me proving them wrong.  That’s just kind of my natural personality.

On studio heads accepting an adult film actress as legitimate:

I’ve been taking it in baby steps right now.  People have been very accepting of it, mostly because of the pairing of her name with Soderbergh’s.

On mainstream films she thinks she might do:

I don’t think I’ll be cast as Zac Efron’s girlfriend in his next movie.  I’m not going to do a teen movie, and I’m okay with that.

On her training in acting, and being a huge film geek:

I studied acting from the ages of 12-18.  One of my most influential theater teachers, one of his things was you should be watching one film per week, minimum.  And I was like “well, what film am I supposed to watch?”  F*ckin’ Street Fighter?  No!   That’s not going to build your character or hone your craft as an actor.

Which directors does she admire/want to work with?

Godard, Cassavettes, Catherine Brouillex.  I don’t know if I’d like to work with Godard; sometimes the mystery is better than the truth.  With the case of Steven, it was both good, so I was lucky to get that opportunity.  Out of all people I know, this is out of left field, but John Carpenter.  I have a weird obsession with him, and I think it’d be really fun to work with him.  And um, David Gordon Green.

Was sex planned in The Girlfriend Experience?

Uh, he never really said whether there would be a sex scene or not, but in the outline it did say for three different scenes, sex scene with Chris, sex scene with Client B, sex scene with the hobbyist.  So you never really knew, but I think on the fifth day of shooting I really didn’t think there was going to be sex in this because it would have happened by now.  If there was to be one, it kind of goes back to what [co-star] Chris [Santos] said; I trusted Steven.  I knew he would do it so the sex scene itself would be in context to the story, it wouldn’t just be sex for the sake of sex.  Was I relieved that there wasn’t one?  Yes and no, I mean, again I think because it was Steven it would have been done well, so if somebody would have approached me who didn’t have his resume and was like “you’re going to play an escort in this movie and have five sex scenes I probably would have said no.

On her controversial appearance on the Tyra Banks show:

It’s funny how people still don’t get how the media works…  They wanted to use me, and I wanted to use them.  I was okay with that; I was still pissed off, but I got what I wanted out of it… Did Tyra run up to her producers and ask them what to say, because she was stumped by an 18 year-old?  Yeah.

Yeah, [it] pretty much [felt good].  That’s all I really needed.

On whether her performance in the Girlfriend Experience is going to open up adult entertainment into the mainstream:

I don’t think it’s just this role, but I think the mainstream, or the media, is very fascinated by the adult industry.  So whether it’s because I got a legitimate role, or putting a porn star on a talk show gets ratings, people want to see it.  We don’t want to talk about it, but we want to see it, and listen, and spy on it, and vilify it.  So I think it’s not just this, it’s the plain and simple fact that people are fascinated by the adult industry.

Between her looks, smarts, and willingness to admit she’s seen the Street Fighter movie, Sasha Grey has completely won us over here at Screen Junkies.  We’d like to thank Ms. Grey, Mr. Soderbergh, and everyone at MPRM for having us at the press day.

The Girlfriend Experience is now available on HDNet Ultra VOD and opens in New York and Los Angeles on Friday, May 22, 2009.

To see the film through Video On Demand online ahead of time, head on over to Amazon.com by clicking HERE.

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