Pictured: A representation of definite lungs.
Hooray For Hollywood!: ‘Possible Lungs’ Found On Street In South LA
Monday, June 11 by

They may or may not have been inside a person for purposes of breathing.

Classy.
Hooray For Hollywood: Los Angeles Jailbird Collects $30,000 In Unemployment While In Prison
Monday, March 5 by

We’re gonna have to admit soon that crime pays pretty damn well.

Their restrooms are in high demand.
Hooray For Hollywood: Del Taco Toilet Tussle Ends In Broken Bones
Wednesday, February 22 by

At Del Taco, you can get fries with your Mexican food…and a broken arm.

Hopefully this will keep the trash off the beach.
Hooray For Hollywood: Throwing A Football On An L.A. County Beach Could Cost You $1,000
Thursday, February 9 by

Hopefully this will keep the trash off the beach.

Wow. She's...she's very...very handsome.
Hooray For Hollywood: Musician Arrested For Trying To Run Over Park Ranger
Monday, February 6 by

It’s about time people started trying to run over well-meaning park workers. They’ve had it too good for too long.

I hope it wasn't an aspiring actor. Hollywood is running low on those.
Good News For The Guy Who Got His Head Cut Off In Hollywood: They Found His Hands And Feet!
Thursday, January 19 by

If it’s anything like my experience with puzzles, the authorities will assemble the body only to discover they’re missing one tiny piece. Frustrating!

This is not an actual crime-scene photo, FYI.
Hooray For Hollywood: Severed Head Found Near Iconic Hollywood Sign
Wednesday, January 18 by

It’s too early to tell if the victim deserved it, so let’s stop the speculation right now, guys.

You should see what the chicks at Whole Foods will do for flaxseed oil.
Hooray For Hollywood: Los Angeles Woman Arrested After Offering Sex For McNuggets
Tuesday, January 17 by

I wonder if she’s Super-sized?