Screen Junkies » honest trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Wed, 06 Aug 2014 00:58:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Honest Trailers – Divergent http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-divergent/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-divergent/#comments Tue, 22 Jul 2014 17:54:42 +0000 bgoldstein http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=263245 Relive the romance, the complicated rules, and the nagging feeling that this film seems REALLY familiar.

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Divergent is just the latest YA phenomenon to hit the big screen — but something about this movie left us hungering for more. Relive the romance, the complicated rules, and the nagging feeling that this film seems REALLY familiar.

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Previously…
Honest Trailers – The Hunger Games
Honest Trailers – The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Honest Trailers – Twilight
Honest Trailers – Twilight 2: New Moon
Honest Trailers – Twilight 3: Eclipse

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Honest Trailers: ‘Robocop’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-robocop/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-robocop/#comments Tue, 28 Jan 2014 19:35:16 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=258966 There are some films that are simply above criticism.

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There are some films that are simply above criticism. As is the case with RoboCop. We tried our best to find fault but the best we could come up with was the observance that RoboCop’s partner, Lewis, runs like a girl, and that’s not even a fault. Tasked with being honest, we decided instead to celebrate this classic. It’s got it all. Blood, violence, death and resurrection. It’s like Passion of the Christ on cocaine.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Pacific Rim’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-pacific-rim/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-pacific-rim/#comments Tue, 22 Oct 2013 18:28:46 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=257658 Most awesome dumb movie of all time, or the dumbest awesome movie of all time?

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We’re celebrating Pacific Rim’s DVD and Blu-ray release by punching it right in its monster face. Is it the most awesome dumb movie of all time, or the dumbest awesome movie of all time? It doesn’t matter! It has a lot of punching and this movie firmly proves that punching makes everything better.*

 

*Unless that punching is in Real Steel.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Batman & Robin’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-batman-robin/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-batman-robin/#comments Tue, 30 Jul 2013 17:55:18 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=256181 We put the worst, most pun-filled Batman movie on ice.

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You’ve begged us to put Batman & Robin on ice and we listened. Without further ado, we present the honest trailer for the Batman film that makes The Dark Knight Rises look like The Dark Knight.

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Honest Trailers – ‘The Last Airbender’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-the-last-airbender/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-the-last-airbender/#comments Tue, 04 Jun 2013 17:55:17 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=255200 You knew this one was coming.

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M. Night Shyamalan takes beloved source material and M. Night Sh*ts all over it for the insulting adaptation The Last Airbender. So we took the opportunity to sh*t on it ourselves. Oddly, we didn’t make any fart jokes. Airbender! It’s all right there in the title!!

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Honest Trailers: ‘Fast Five’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-fast-five/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-fast-five/#comments Tue, 21 May 2013 17:15:30 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=254948 Vin Diesel films should be legally required to include subtitles.

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With Fast & Furious 6 rounding the bend we’ve decided to light up Fast Five, the first film in the street racing franchise that completely does away with any street racing. Marvel at the action, thrills, and homoerotic subtext that make these films so popular with the kids at school who call you gay.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Star Trek’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-star-trek/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-star-trek/#comments Tue, 07 May 2013 17:06:02 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=254737 Blast off into a new era of actually-watchable 'Star Trek' films.

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With Star Trek Into Darkness voyaging into theaters next week, now is the perfect time to rip into the film that is essentially J.J. Abrams’ Episode VII demo reel.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Notebook’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-the-notebook/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-the-notebook/#comments Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:40:41 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=253462 Feel the love.

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Just in time for Valentine’s Day comes the Honest Trailer for the sappy movie that reminds you, no matter how much you love one another, you’ll both grow old and die.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Skyfall’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-skyfall/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-skyfall/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:33:19 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=253339 Javier Bardem's goofy hair legally requires that we make this Honest Trailer.

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Javier Bardem‘s goofy hair legally requires that we make this Honest Trailer.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Lord Of The Rings’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-the-lord-of-the-rings/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-the-lord-of-the-rings/#comments Tue, 11 Dec 2012 17:47:28 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=252374 The epic film series gets treated to the Epic Voice.

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With The Hobbit in theaters this week, we figured there was no better time to prepare you for unpronounceable names and lots of walking around than by premiering the Honest Trailer for Lord Of The Rings.

We also did it so CreatedWrestlingFed wouldn’t rape anybody. Seriously, bro. It’s just a web video.

 

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Honest Trailers: ‘Paranormal Activity’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-paranormal-activity/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-paranormal-activity/#comments Fri, 19 Oct 2012 16:35:39 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=251582 This one's kinda mean.

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It’s Halloween. Which means time for another Paranormal Activity sequel. In honor of spooky, moving furniture and actors who seem like they won a contest, we’re looking way back to the one that started it all. No. Not The Blair Witch Project. The other one.

Whatever. I still prefer these to Saw sequels.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Prometheus’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-prometheus/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-prometheus/#comments Fri, 05 Oct 2012 17:49:31 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=251312 Okay. Simmer down. We did 'Prometheus'.

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Many of you were left cold by Prometheus. Ridley Scott took the hopes and dreams of millions of Alien fans and hugged them delicately before shattering them on the ground like a mock-sincere bully. Well, we’re not going to take that. Are you going to take that? I didn’t think so.

 The people have spoken and their voices were heard. And thus, we did something really nerdy with Prometheus footage. But mostly because we’re still pissed about Lost!

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Dark Knight’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-the-dark-knight/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-the-dark-knight/#comments Tue, 17 Jul 2012 14:59:37 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=249828 Because you demanded it.

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Normally we don’t negotiate with terrorists, but since so many of you demanded it, we gave the honest trailer treatment to one of your all-time favorite films. 

From Christopher Nolan, the director who makes Joel Schumacher look like a huge turd sandwich, comes the gritty continuation of Batman and his awful, awful voice : The Dark Knight. Now you can relive all the glorious, gritty plot holes before seeing The Dark Knight Rises

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Honest Trailers: ‘Avatar’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-avatar/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-avatar/#comments Thu, 14 Jun 2012 21:05:10 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=249244 Honest Trailers is back...

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Honest Trailers is back, and this time, James Cameron’s Avatar is on the chopping block. And rightfully so. After all, maybe Avatar has fancy CGI, but in your heart of hearts, you know FernGully was better.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Transformers’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-transformers/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-transformers/#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 19:14:21 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=248753 Honesty is the best policy. Especially when talking about giant robots from space...

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Honest Trailers is back, and this time, it’s personal. Well, not really.

Michael Bay’s Transformers is one of the most lucrative film franchises of all time. It’s also one of the most idiotic. Don’t get me wrong; hot chicks and robots are a great combo. But I’m not sure it’s worth sitting through two-and-a-half hours of product placement and Shia LaBeouf.

Don’t take my word for it. Let this Honest Trailer speak for itself.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Titanic 3D’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-titanic-3d/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-titanic-3d/#comments Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:25:49 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=247981 Save yourself three hours and just watch this honest trailer...

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Remember that stupid movie about a boat you hated back in 1997? Well it’s back, and this time, it’s in 3D. Somehow, this actually makes Phantom Menace 3D make sense by comparison.

Rather than shelling out $20 to fund James Cameron’s next submarine adventure, we suggest you just watch the Screen Junkies honest trailer, and see what Titanic 3D is all about without wasting another 3.5 hours of your life.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Twilight’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-twilight/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/honest-trailers-twilight/#comments Thu, 22 Mar 2012 18:45:45 +0000 Jame Gumb http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=247682 If trailers were accurate...

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In honor of the Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 trailer, which I’m sure you’re really excited about, we decided to revisit the roots of the series with our own honest trailer for Twilight. And just like the real deal, it’s got everything you’ve come to know and love about the series: the incessant voiceovers, the prolonged staring, the statutory rape, etc., etc. Plus, it points out Bella’s inability to pour ketchup, which I was unaware of.

If there’s a tween-age girl you’re looking to piss off, be sure and forward her this trailer…unless of course there’s a court order that prevents you from doing so, in which case, don’t worry about it.

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