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Was It Fair To Fire Hank Williams Jr.? Who Cares?

Jame Gumb — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:50:18 +0000

After decades spent annoying people who just want to watch football in peace, Hank Williams Jr. has finally been fired by ESPN after comparing President Obama to Hitler. Looks like I’m voting Obama. Hell, I’d vote for Hitler if it would keep Hank Williams Jr. off my television.

In an interview with Fox News‘ Fox & Friends (insert your own Hitler joke), the country singer compared the President’s recent golf outing with House Speaker John Boehner to “Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.” For those of you who are stupid, Netanyahu is Jewish, so he wouldn’t want to play golf with Hitler. Get it?

In all fairness to Bocephus, it doesn’t sound like he was making a literal comparison between Obama and a man who gassed million upon millions of people, but was simply trying to imply that Boehner and Obama are polar opposites. But either way, at least I’ll never have to hear that stupid sh*t-kicking Monday Night Football song ever again.

So, do you think it was fair to fire Hank Williams Jr., or are you some sort of Hitler lover?

Lars Von Trier Un-Apologizes For Hitler ‘Joke’

Jame Gumb — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 23:55:12 +0000

Earlier this year, director Lars Von Trier caused a bit of a stink at the Cannes Film Festival by claiming he sympathized to a small extent with Adolf Hitler. And by “bit of a stink,” I mean he was banned from the festival despite an apology and an explanation that the remarks were a joke gone wrong. But in a recent interview with GQ, the director changed course and un-apologized for the remarks, although he still maintains he was joking.

I’m not sorry… I’m sorry that I didn’t make it clear that it was a joke. But I can’t be sorry for what I said—it’s against my nature… I don’t think there is a right or wrong thing to say. I think that anything can be said. That is very much me. The same with film—anything can be done in a film. If it can be thought in the human mind, then it could be said and it could be seen on a film. Of course you get troubles for it afterwards, that’s for sure, but that doesn’t make it wrong. To say I’m sorry for what I said is to say I’m sorry for what kind of a perso I am, I’m sorry for my morals, and that would destroy me as a person. It’s not true. I’m not sorry. I am not sorry for what I said. I’m sorry that it didn’t come out more clearly. I’m not sorry that I made a joke, but I’m sorry that I didn’t make it clear that it was a joke. But I can’t be sorry for what I said—it’s against my nature.

I think he’s trying to say he’s not sorry. At any rate, while it’s probably a bad idea to joke around about Hitler, I understand what he’s trying to say. And to be honest, after watching the following video, you’ll probably find yourself sympathizing with Hitler as well.

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Hitler Hears About Sandra Bullock’s Woes

Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Who would have thought The Fuhrer is such big fan of Sandy’s? (Vulture)

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Hitler Weighs in on Conan O’Brien, Jay Leno, NBC, and Carson Daly

Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Hitler Weighs in on the OBrien/Leno Controversy – Watch more Funny Videos

It was only a matter of time until the ruthless dictator made his opinion of The Tonight Show controversy known. He’s clearly on Team O’Brien, and is infuriated that NBC ruined his vacation to sunny Southern California. It was going to be suck a nice weekend for Hitler in Los Angeles. He was so looking forward to sitting in The Tonight Show audience and giggling joyfully at Conan’s floppy red hair. And now NEIN!

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