What did one hipster say to the other? Nothing, he was just mumbling because I kicked all his teeth out with my steel-toed boot.

All you have to know is that it’s indie and I liked it before anyone else did.

In a city full of elitist assholes, only one man has enough balls to protect its citizens from their apathetic tirades. That’s not a vintage coat. It’s a right now coat, dirty hipster.