Don't feel bad. Even Uma Thurman fell for it.
12 Proto-Hipsters Who Were In Movies Before It Was Cool
Thursday, October 20 by

What did one hipster say to the other? Nothing, he was just mumbling because I kicked all his teeth out with my steel-toed boot.

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IFC’s ‘Portlandia’ Renewed For 2nd Season, Anti-Hipster Comedy Parade Continues
Monday, February 14 by

All you have to know is that it’s indie and I liked it before anyone else did.

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Links Away: Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters
Tuesday, November 23 by

In a city full of elitist assholes, only one man has enough balls to protect its citizens from their apathetic tirades. That’s not a vintage coat. It’s a right now coat, dirty hipster.