He'll continue to dance in my dreams.
Sadly, Herman Cain Won’t Be On ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Next Season
Wednesday, February 15 by

We’d rather see him in a ‘Temptation Island’ reboot, anyway.

"Time to introduce my running mate. Charmander, I choose you!!"
Herman Cain Admits To Quoting ‘Pokemon: The Movie 2000′ On The Campaign Trail
Monday, December 5 by

Had I known about him quoting ‘Pokemon’ sooner, he would have had my full support.

You really gonna eat all that?
In Honor Of Herman Cain: 7 Disgraced Movie Politicians
Tuesday, November 29 by

14% of them are played by Frank Langella.

I never said it was a "good" song. I even double checked to make sure I never made that representation.
Yup, Tim From ‘Tim And Eric’ Can Make A Weirder Herman Cain Ad Than Herman Cain Can
Wednesday, October 26 by

This is where I would put in my interpretation of the video you’re about to see, but it’s a ‘Tim and Eric’ video, so that’s impossible.

Let's get him the White House AND a five-picture deal at DreamWorks.
Herman Cain And The 9 Craziest Campaign Videos Of Recent Years
Tuesday, October 25 by

I wish I could vote for all these candidates, even the ones whose elections have already taken place.