Screen Junkies » Heather Locklear http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 19 Sep 2014 21:04:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Heather Locklear Is Probably Worried About HDTV Making Her Look Old http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/heather-locklear-is-probably-worried-about-hdtv-making-her-look-old/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/heather-locklear-is-probably-worried-about-hdtv-making-her-look-old/#comments Sat, 19 Mar 2011 17:03:31 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=202655 Here's hoping the show is really successful and she has a Sheen-style breakdown.

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Actress Heather Locklear has had a long and illustrious relationship with the good ol’ Idiot Box (no, I’m not talking about Charlie Sheen). But she hasn’t been on a regular TV series for a while – which is why it might be exciting to all you Locklear fans out there that she’s coming back to TV for a pilot on, of course, CBS. The show is called “The Assistants,” and here’s a plot synopsis:

“[Locklear will] play a reckless, unstable actress prone to terrorizing her hired help. They’re willing to put up with the bad treatment in the name of making connections for their own careers.”

That premise sounds like a “Larry Sanders” or “Curb Your Enthusiasm“-style sitcom, but it’s not clear from the article whether it will be a sitcom or a more dramatic series. If I had to guess I’d say the former, but luckily for everyone I don’t have to guess. If it gets picked up it will be on CBS, so it will probably be terrible anyway. (via CinemaBlend)

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Charlie Sheen Replacement List: Who Is Sheen’s Next Twitter Target? http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/charlie-sheen-replacement-list-who-is-sheens-next-twitter-target/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/charlie-sheen-replacement-list-who-is-sheens-next-twitter-target/#comments Wed, 09 Mar 2011 02:49:15 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=113917 A few other actors who have a chance at "winning" a lead on "Two and a Half Men." The list includes John Stamos, Martin Sheen and... Heather Locklear?

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Wow, it hasn’t been that long, but already I’m sick of Charlie Sheen. So let’s talk about a few other actors who have a chance at “winning” a lead in the most successful sitcom on TV, now that Sheen’s been sacked. Of course, it’s likely that audiences will tune away from “Two and a Half Men” without Sheen, but with so much money at stake, who can blame Warner Bros and CBS for trying to keep a terrible show alive by making it worse?

According to rumors, producer Chuck Lorre‘s shortlist includes Rob Lowe, Jerry O’Connell, and the now infamous choice of John Stamos. I’d like to see Lowe stay on”Parks and Recreation,” so I hope Lorre takes Uncle Jesse or the guy from “Sliders.” Two other candidates are his own dad, Martin Sheen – I’d love to be a fly on the wall at that Thanksgiving dinner – and noted non-male Heather Locklear. That would obviously take the show in a different direction, in which 1 out of the 2 1/2 men had a vagina.

I’d like to offer up another suggestion: a shark. Every week, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones can jump over him. (Cinema Blend)

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What’s On TV Tonight: Tuesday, November 17th, 2009 http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-episode/whats-on-tv-tonight-tuesday-november-17th-2009/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-episode/whats-on-tv-tonight-tuesday-november-17th-2009/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 After tonight's episode of Melrose Place, it will be perfectly acceptable to call Heather Locklear a bitch again.  CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

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After tonight’s episode of Melrose Place, it will be perfectly acceptable to call Heather Locklear a bitch again. 

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

 
 
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Network:
ABC
Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch: The Visitors are granted Diplomatic Immunity. Now the only force on this planet powerful enough to stop them is Danny Glover.

 

NCIS
Network:
CBS
Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch: During a citywide power blackout the NCISketeers must rely on old-fashioned detective work to solve a murder. Will they be able to catch the killer without the aid of their fancy gadgetry? Hard to say seeing as batteries and generators won’t be invented for another 50 years.

 

MELROSE PLACE
Network:
CW
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Heather Locklear returns to the role that made everyone call her a huge bitch.

 

PIZZA WARS: NEW YORK VS. CHICAGO
Network:
TRAVEL
Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch: Whoever wins… we lose.

 

THE HILLS
Network: MTV
Time: 10 – 10:30PM

Reasons to watch: Heidi hatches a plan to get pregnant with or without Spencer’s consent. Any volunteers?

WHO’S ON LATE

LENO
Tyra Banks

LETTERMAN
Penelope Cruz; Joe Cada; a performance by the Script

CONAN
50 Cent; Jane Lynch

KIMMEL
John Stamos; Emily VanCamp; OneRepublic perform

FERGUSON
Woody Harrelson; Joe Theismann

FALLON
Cheech and Chong; Neko Case performs

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