Your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.
Turns out, they don’t use real dragons.
Straight hair ain’t care.
Soap operas COULD use more head-crushing.
When I think about the graphic content of ‘Game of Thrones’, my mouth just starts watering.
This season will likely be the last one that’s based on existing books.
Canoeing just got dangerous.
My heart can’t take it.
It’s called ‘Virtuoso’, and it might be kind of gay.
Might wanna hit it with a Clorox wipe though.
It’s pretty dark for a comedy.
April 12th is hereby declared Television Christmas.
The severed heads will appear larger-than-life.
Revise the network’s romper budgets accordingly.
Not sure if it’s live or for TV, but it better not conflict with Odenkirk’s ‘Better Call Saul’ duties.
The characters of Game of Thrones would likely approve.
99% of HBO’s shows seem to revolve around divorce. Or dragons.
Read this instead of all that crap about Sony, North Korea, ‘The Interview’, and hackers.
Success will be viewed instead as a function of bare breasts and decapitations.
I wonder if she’ll say “doodie.”
Does this mean Lou Bega might play an enigmatic Haitian crime lord?
By firing a large portion of the cast.
Just marry them already, Scorsese.
We’ll keep the sorta-spoiler tucked away in the body of the article.
I really can’t think of why there WOULDN’T be a ‘Game of Thrones’ movie.
“‘Westworld’ was picked up” would have been sufficient.
This clip promises that the Girls might be less terrible, but still unhappy.
There’s so much to make fun of!
I put “huge” in quotes because this is someone else’s idea of “huge.” Mine would be substantially less.
Not that we have a problem with that….”OMAR COMIN’!”