Though they didn’t know that last night’s True Detective finale was going to break the sh*t out of HBO GO, the executives at HBO did know it was going to…
People were being kept from Rust’s weird intensity.
Sometimes the answer is right there staring you in the face.
This should be interesting.
Horses everywhere breathe a nay of relief.
“You shouldn’t have this.” – Marty “Nobody should have this.” – Rust
Nerds with their glasses and their computers and their nerdiness.
It’s hard to make this show not look awesome.
Don’t get too fired up about spoilers for ‘Game of Thrones’. There’s not much here.
Remember: There’s no “s” on the end of “Detective.” It’s confusing.
And probably some babies and wolves too.
Also starring Rob Corddry.
That’ll do dragon. That’ll do.
The only thing more crooked than Joffrey’s advisers is his fiancee’s mouth.
Labored, painful exchanges don’t make for loyal viewers, apparently.
There’s nothing funny about EDM. Just kidding. All of it is absurd.
I can see the future.
This changes EVERYTHING! Wait. No it doesn’t.
Can’t they just replace him with Billy Zane or something?
We as a people want on demand access to ‘Harry and the Hendersons’.
It’s like a MadTV sketch come to life.
It will be called ‘People In New Jersey’, which might be a divisive title.
It has to run for 2,300 years to amortize the cost of the sets.
If you’ve been a fan of the books and the band since the 90′s, get ready to be extra smug.
It’s like watching my 20′s.
Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson have teamed up, surprisingly not to raise hemp awareness (it’s a versatile material!), but instead to have a drawl-off in the upcoming HBO series True…
Back for extra innings.
So it would appear that Donald Glover was really only on the show for that one episode. Huh.
Get the lead out!