The balls will be played by Andy Serkis.
Remember Bumblebee? Well this is Caterpillar. He’s mischievous and fun. Buy his toy.
Adam Sandler sucks. That’s it. That’s my excerpt.
It’s only a matter of time…
Spooked by the prospect of being best known for writing ‘Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween Movie’, Evan Spilotopoulos has taken a gig scripting the McG/Michael Bay Ouiji board movie.
Everyone’s excited about Ridley Scott’s ‘Prometheus’, which is why Hasbro wants to spoil the fun and remind you that Scott is still attached to the Monopoly movie.
If you didn’t see ‘GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra’, not to worry – Hasbro still wants your money.
Taylor Lautner has too many toys in his sandbox. After yanking both Mattel's Max Steel and Hasbro's Stretch Armstrong away from his peers while screaming, "Mine!", his Hollywood parents told him to make a decision. Lautner decided on Stretch, throwing Max back to the less fortunate, uglier, smellier kids to fight over. An insider who carries Lautner's bag of wet wipes and binkies told Vulture, "When you sign on to make a movie with Hasbro, you know it will be in theaters a year later." Well said, overbearing Hollywood stagemother. I would assume Lautner would want to play a sweet futuristic character like Max Steel over a man with skin issues, but maybe he has opposing thoughts about what is cool. Or daddy demanded he abide by his decision or get the belt again.