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There’s More ‘Paul Blart’ Story To Tell
Wednesday, January 8 by

You had a nice run, ‘The Godfather II’.

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Happy Madison’s Abysmal Track Record Of Films
Wednesday, April 4 by

Make all the bad movies you want, Happy Madison, but when you start messing with films I like, I’m gonna speak up.

One of a million "party guy" cliches in this short trailer.
Adam Sandler’s ‘That’s My Boy’ Redband and Greenband Trailers
Tuesday, March 6 by

It looks better that ‘Jack and Jill’, but that’s not a high bar to clear.

I wouldn't put this guy in charge of watering my plants for the weekend.
Adam Sandler To Star In And Write ‘Candy Land’ Movie, Because F*ck You, That’s Why
Tuesday, January 31 by

Adam Sandler sucks. That’s it. That’s my excerpt.

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Adam Sandler To Play Andy Samberg’s Dad?
Thursday, January 13 by

These two together in a movie? It’s a match made in Lunchlady Land!

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Stephen Dorff Wants Jack Nicholson For His Very Funny Comedy Idea
Monday, November 29 by

Stephen Dorff is saying things. Now that he’s poised for a comeback thanks to his starring turn in Sofia Coppola’s Somewhere, he’s looking toward the future by not appearing in crappy movies anymore.

Adam Sandler and Happy Madison Take Interest In Ruining ‘Pixels’
Thursday, May 13 by

Pixels! – Watch more Game TrailersPixels has almost successfully unlocked every achievement required to become a viral sensation. Level One: it was emailed to you by your friends. Level Two: blogs reposted. Level Three: it was emailed to you by everyone in your office. And now, it has achieved Level Four status: being ruined by Adam Sandler. Expect it to achieve Level Five (being emailed to you by your mom) status in about four months.Back to Sandler. Happy Madison is in early talks to adapt Patrick Jean's video-game themed invasion short into a feature length film, though there's no indicaton how they plan to stretch the content that far. I can already picture Rob Schneider as a racially-insensitve depiction of Super Mario, and Sandler as the hapless dad tasked with imprisoning the escaped characters in the magic Atari console he purchased from Henry Winkler.Though I don't feel that Happy Madison is the best fit for this material, as a New Yorker, I encourage these 8-bit invaders to bring it on. If we start to live in fear, the Pac-Men have already won. (Deadline)

Kevin James; ‘Here Comes the Boom’; Fill In Joke
Friday, April 30 by

No stranger to making a sissy, Kevin James is now slated to go boom. Sony and Columbia have signed James to star in the action movie Here Comes the Boom. Salma Hayek is in talks for the female lead. If she is to sign on, this will be the second time her mammeries have starred opposite James's.The script is written by James and The Zookeeper scribe Rock Reuben, who is also a veteran of "The King of Queens." Though the log-line is being kept under wraps, the title conjurs up an image for me of the portly star slo-mo diving away from an explosion or toward a wedding cake. Maybe both. One way or the other, a cake is totally screwed in this movie. (Variety)