“I wish I could see David Spade’s face when he finds out there won’t be a Grown Ups 3.”
If you find yourself about to quote one of these films, catch yourself and quote the works of Virgil instead.
If these guys were actually around, maybe I wouldn’t keep screwing up my life.
The answer is in your wallet…and it’s not a really old condom.
She’s in heaven with the “Meester, Meester” lady who was crushed by the air-conditioning unit.
“I hate Adam Sandler movies.”
I used to get pissed off when I’d hear someone say that. First of all, it should be “Sandler’s movies,” not “Sandler movies.” Not that I’m a grammar Nazi, but come on! Second, what‘s not to like?
When pressed, most Sandler haters would reply with something along the lines of “his movies are stupid.” Of course they’re stupid. Most comedies are. But Sandler’s don’t pretend to be anything more. If you want something “intellectual,” go whack off to Vicky Cristina Barcelona. I prefer to laugh.