Screen Junkies » hanukkah http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Mon, 17 Nov 2014 22:00:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The Screen Junkies Show Presents: Jewish Elf! http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-screen-junkies-show-presents-jewish-elf/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/the-screen-junkies-show-presents-jewish-elf/#comments Fri, 07 Dec 2012 13:13:10 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=252308 It's about to get Jewtastic up in this b*tch!

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What happens when a Jewish Elf travels from the Jewish North Pole (aka Florida) to Hollywood to find his Jewish father? He’s going to have a hard time finding him in this instant Hanukkah classic!

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Hanukkah: The Horror Movie http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hanukkah-the-horror-movie/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hanukkah-the-horror-movie/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 They're making a horror movie about a mashugina (crazy) Jewish extremist named the Hannukiller who slaughters people during the eight nights of Hanukkah. Judah Lazarus is killed by the police while trying to sacrifice his son Obediah on the last night of Hanukkah. Once Obediah is a grown man, instead of feeling all l'chaim, he decides to become intolerant of non-Jews, "bad Jews," and those he perceives to be enemies of the Jewish faith. He unleashes eight nights of mishigas (madness). A group of Jewish schlemiels (teenagers) are getting ready to kibitz (party) for the holidays, but are in for a Festival of Oy Gavalts (Frights). With the help of a mensch (wise) Rabbi, they deduce that the murder victims have falshed (violated) Judiac law and that their only chance at survival is to embrace their faith.Oy vey, a need a schvitz after yiddishizing that synopsis. So needless to say, Hanukkah will be a must see this holiday season. You bring the latkes, I'll bring the gafilte fish. (JoBlo)Check out the posters for the film after the jump. And the Punimbook page here.

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They’re making a horror movie about a mashugina (crazy) Jewish extremist named the Hannukiller who slaughters people during the eight nights of Hanukkah. Judah Lazarus is killed by the police while trying to sacrifice his son Obediah on the last night of Hanukkah. Once Obediah is a grown man, instead of feeling all l’chaim, he decides to become intolerant of non-Jews, "bad Jews," and those he perceives to be enemies of the Jewish faith. He unleashes eight nights of mishigas (madness). 

A group of Jewish schlemiels (teenagers) are getting ready to kibitz (party) for the holidays, but are in for a Festival of Oy Gavalts (Frights). With the help of a mensch (wise) Rabbi, they deduce that the murder victims have falshed (violated) Judiac law and that their only chance at survival is to embrace their faith.

Oy vey, a need a schvitz after yiddishizing that synopsis. So needless to say, Hanukkah will be a must see this holiday season. You bring the latkes, I’ll bring the gafilte fish. (JoBlo)

Check out the posters for the film after the jump. And the Punimbook page here.

 

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