Jeez. We get it, you're European.
NBC’s ‘Hannibal’ Trailer Exists Now
Monday, February 18 by

This fall, following ‘The Ghose of Community’.

You're gonna get eaten (probably), Gillian.
NBC Gets All Retro, Casting Gillian Anderson In The ‘Hannibal’ Series
Thursday, December 13 by

She’ll also play a psychiatrist.

You son of a bitch, Tintin.
7 Instances Of Good Directors Choosing Very Bad Sequels And Remakes
Thursday, February 16 by

I wanted to put Gus Van Sant’s remake of ‘Psycho’ on here seven times, but my editor wouldn’t let me.

Ironically, picking up this show in 2012 is exactly the type of thing that Hannibal would eat you for.
NBC Picking Up ‘Hannibal’ In What Is Clearly A Cry For Help
Wednesday, February 15 by

I hope you like your violence watered-down and insinuated!

"Pass the sriracha."
In Honor Of The Neti Pot: The 7 Best Brain-Eating Scenes In Film
Tuesday, December 20 by

Recall the best instances of brain eating in film before the neti pot amoebas devour those memories.

Feel free to wash it down with some water.
10 Movie Foods More Disgusting Than The McRib
Monday, October 24 by

I managed to get through this article without grossing myself out, then I came back to write the intro, and that McRib description made my stomach turn.