I don’t think Spike TV is even trying anymore, you guys. In an obvious ploy to lure Juggalo viewers, they’ve announced that they have picked up the six-episode series Bloodied Midgets Half Pint Brawlers. The series, billed as Jackass meets Little People, Big World, (or sh*t meets fart, by me) documents a traveling band of little people as they hop from ring to ring beating the crap out of themselves. This is a wonderful opportunity for advertisers. I don’t want to tell them how to run their business, but the makers of size XS Zoo York t-shirts had best strike while the iron’s hot. (THR)