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‘Iron Man 3′ Almost Featured A Pepper Potts Sex Tape
Tuesday, May 7 by

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Because You Hate Yourself, Watch Gwyneth Paltrow & Cameron Diaz Rap Terribly
Friday, October 12 by

Shame on everyone involved.

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5 Couples We’d Like To See On ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’
Wednesday, September 21 by

Jesse James and Sandra Bullock were deemed ineligible for consideration this year.

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‘Contagion’ Posters Tell You Six Times Not To Touch Or Talk To Anything
Tuesday, August 9 by

These posters want you to live like a hypochondriac, which makes sense, given the subject of the film.

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The ‘Contagion’ Trailer Will Kills Us All!
Wednesday, July 13 by

It’s like ‘Outbreak’ but with…Ok. It’s just like ‘Outbreak’. But with Soderbergh and an amazing cast.

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All In The Family: Famous Actresses With Famous Parents
Thursday, July 7 by

Out of the hundreds of thousands of aspiring actresses, only a few lucky ones will ever walk the red carpet – here are a few leading ladies that got in with a little help from their mom & dad.

Feel-Good Summer Films
Saturday, March 26 by Dr. Aleathea Wiggins

Watching feel-good summer films is the best way to add cheer to any season. We all like to feel good, and sometimes we need to live a little vicariously through…

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10 Ridiculous Celebrity Cookbooks
Thursday, February 3 by

A ridiculous amount of celebrities have tried their had at writing a cookbook. While it must be insulting for an actual cook to see a bunch of armatures using their fame to get a cookbook deal, it’s a thousand times better than when celebrity chef Emeril Lagasse used his fame to get a sitcom deal, so lets just call it even.

5 Best Action Scenes 2010
Wednesday, January 19 by Layla Sinclair

If you want to get your pulse racing, check out these 5 best action scenes 2010. The movies below contain exciting and thrilling sequences full of explosions, hand-to-hand combat, car…

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Review: Country Strong
Friday, January 7 by

Another story of a has-been alcoholic country singer, but Country Strong just revels in the show of tragedy to show off some “intense” performances.

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Bigger Than Jesus In ‘Country Strong’ Trailer
Friday, September 10 by

The trailer for Country Strong has strummed its way into our Internets, and I seriously think somebody needs to check out Gwyneth Paltrow's Netflix rental history. If The Blind Side and Crazy Heart are on there side-by-side, then I call shenanigans. Between the similarities to those films, and the scenes where people cry so hard they fall on their butts (I counted two), this is such an obvious ploy for an Oscar or a Grammy. In truth, they'd be lucky to get a Razzie for this. Hasn't Sandra Bullock had enough taken from her?
Watch Paltrow do her best Lurleen Lumpkin after the jump…

Shyamalan’s Got A Secret Script For Willis, Paltrow, and Cooper
Monday, June 21 by

"Now you put your fingers between my fingers…"Believe it or not, M. Night Shyamalan has a secret film project in the works that's so revolutionary it would kill you if you knew anything about it. Literally (probably not literally). It's reported today that Shyamalan is attempting to drum up funding for a new project before his latest starts air-bending in theaters on July 1st. It's also said that his muse Bruce Willis, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Bradley Cooper are attached to the mystery project.No details are known about it at this time (because it would kill you). In fact, the project is so hush-hush that only a few executives have read it while under the supervision of Shyamalan's assistant, which must have been awkward. If it was anything like his recent slate of masterworks, the execs probably skeptically rolled their eyes upon finishing and exclaimed, "GAAAYYY!!!!" (THR)

We Lust After David Fincher’s ‘Se7en’ on Blu Ray DVD
Tuesday, May 18 by

'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' And it looks awesome in Blu Ray!David Fincher's Se7en is getting the Blu Ray treatment, meaning you'll soon see the bloated corpse of the fatass who ate himself to death in high definition, as God the father intended.The disk will be loaded with extras, including audio commentaries, alternate endings and full motion video details of "John Doe´s" creepy notebook writings. No word yet on the case, but hopefully it will resemble the box with the severed head. I think that'd be neat!Se7en on Blu Ray hits stores September 14th. (DreadCentral)

‘Iron Man 2′ Gwyneth Paltrow Face Punch Rumors
Tuesday, April 20 by

The Onion News Network reports on rumors that Gwyneth Paltrow may take a blow to the kisser in the upcoming film Iron Man 2. It's my hope that Black Widow instigates the fight in a room with no doors and mounds of pillows, but as long as the blonde gets clocked I'll be aroused.These links won't fight back. Diaz and Del Toro Have an 'Ex to Grind' (Moviefone) That Is One Stacked Newscaster (Asylum)Leno Praises O'Brien (PopEater)25 Terrible Toys (HolyTaco)Wikus from 'District 9' Rocks a Boombox (FilmDrunk)'LOST' Tarot Cards Will Spell Your Doom (Unreality)Best of USC Cheerleader Swim (TotalProSports)Celebrity Sex Addiction Timeline (Maxim)Knockout of the Day: Jose Aldo (CagePotato)Kim Kardashian's Latest Animal Torture Alligations (CelebJihad)25 Men in Wigs (Smosh)The Poor Man's… (Pajiba)Less Money, Mo Problems Music Video (Atom)9 Sexiest Secretaries (MadeMan)Hamlin Fights Pain, Beats Competition (AllLeftTurns)