Imagine this with penises and stuff.
‘Iron Man 3′ Almost Featured A Pepper Potts Sex Tape
Tuesday, May 7 by

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He looks like an evil rooster
The 7 Worst Space Criminals
Monday, July 16 by

They’re no match for Guy Pearce

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Guy Pearce Is Future Donald Trump In The New ‘Prometheus’ Teaser
Tuesday, February 28 by

The man could sell a ketchup popsicle to a xenomorph.

Lockout.
Guy Pearce Is Captain Sarcastic In ‘Lockout’ Trailer
Friday, January 27 by

Admit it. This movie was written while drunk.

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LAFF Review: Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark
Sunday, June 26 by

A solid creature feature in the vein of the’80s puppet movies

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Don’t Be Afraid Of This ‘Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark’ Trailer
Friday, May 27 by

Look behind you!

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‘Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark’ Or This Poster
Friday, May 6 by

Check out the spookeriffic poster for producer Guillermo Del Toro’s ‘Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark’. Just remember: posters can’t harm you.

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Official Bidness: Guy Pearce To Guy Pearce It Up In ‘Prometheus’
Monday, May 2 by

This could be his Guy Pearciest role yet.

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Wasikowska, Oldman, And Pearce Are Now Among ‘The Wettest’
Wednesday, February 9 by

Gary Oldman, Guy Pearce, Mia Wasikowska, and Jason Clarke have all jumped onboard The Wettest County in the World.

Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark’ Trailer
Tuesday, August 3 by

Here comes the tickle monster!
Miramax has released the trailer for Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, a horror film remake written and co-produced by scare guru Guillermo del Toro. I saw this first at Comic-Con (don't be jealous, it doesn't suit you), and I'll admit, the last part made me jump in my seat. But I'm still totally 100% man. They also screened a clip that dealt with teeth and a hammer. Use your imagination. Nope, it was still cooler than that.
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark centers on a young girl who is sent to live with her father and his new girlfriend, and if that wasn't bad enough, she discovers creatures in her new home who want to claim her as one of their own. It's not to be confused with the old Nickelodeon show "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" even though I'm sure you can find almost the exact story in the archives.
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark hits theaters January 21, 2011.
Check out the trailer after the jump…

DON’T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK
Tuesday, August 3 by

Director: Troy Nixey
Cast: Guy Pearce, Katie Holmes
Synopsis: A young girl sent to live with her father and his new girlfriend discovers creatures in her new home who want to claim her as one of their own.
Release Date: January 21, 2011

Disney to Unearth Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark’
Tuesday, June 29 by

When the plug was pulled on Miramax last year, a few films were sent to the dreaded Disney Vault with little hope of every seeing the light of day. But there is good news for horror fans today.  Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, the Guillermo del Toro-penned and Troy Nixey-directed R-rated remake of the 70's TV movie classic, will break free from its imprisonment. No longer will it be forced to pay protection money to such D-Vault tough-asses as Tinker Bell and the Fairy Prince and Tigger's Eighth Movie.The remake stars Guy Pearce and Katie Holmes as a couple who are placed at risk when Pearce's daughter accidentally unleashes malevolent creatures in the old mansion they've just moved into. Given the R-rating and del Toro's involvement, this could shape up to be pretty creepy. Though I'm sure Mike Tyson left things far scarier behind when he abandoned his mansion. (EW)

‘Animal Kingdom’ Trailer Will Teach You Family Values
Friday, March 26 by

Animal Kingdom, the repetitively-described Australian crime drama, was loved by all when it debuted at Sundance. That's to be expected when your film includes music from bands like Air Supply. If 1980's comedies have taught me anything, it's that Air Supply is huge in ski resorts and mountain towns. The movie tells the story of a family of criminals as they are descended upon and taken apart by a group of detectives when one of their own turns on them. Think of it as a dramatic take on The Goonies. Without the pirate ship and kids and deformities. Watch the full trailer to see what all the buzz is about after the jump…

Trailer For ‘The Road’ Starring Viggo Mortensen And Charlize Theron
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