Here is the message sent along with the grotesque image:

“Our man vs wild producer suffering from a brutal snake bite – fighting the injury with courage.”

Intriguing? Yes. But don’t look down any further. Please don’t look down any further. This is far more gross than what you’re expecting. Looking any further after these warnings is akin to reading from the Necromicon and unleashing psychological hell beasts on your mind.

Okay. I’ve prepped you. Here it is:

The above picture is an approximation of the injury just in case you think you want to pull out now. Honestly, I’m not sure why you’re intent on seeing this. But if I must share, I will.

We here at ScreenJunkies would like everyone to join us in wishing this Man Vs. Wild producer got this on tape. (Bear Grylls Twitter)

In honor of The Heart Attack Grill’s steady killing off of its clientele, we decided to take a look at the most disgusting restaurants in movies. And, no, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector did not make the list. We do have some standards.

Road Trip

They say that you should never ever send your food back with a complaint while dining out. Road Trip affirms this rule of thumb. After taking issue with the powdered sugar on his french toast, DJ Qualls receives that special touch that only Horatio Sanz and his ballsack can provide.

Spaceballs

When stopping for a quick bite while criss-crossing across a faraway galaxy you need to be careful what you order. If you find yourself in an interstellar truck stop, make certain you don’t order the special. If you do, an alien chestburster might just incubate in your chest cavity and force its way out for some soft shoe and high kicks. It’s a good move to order the soup.

When Harry Met Sally

It will surely hurt a delicatessen’s ZAGAT rating if customers are allowed to simply waltz in and just orgasm all over the place. Seriously. I’ve had their corned beef. It ain’t that good.

The Great Outdoors

Here’s the thing about the Ol’ 96er that they don’t tell you — 32 ounces of it are just fat and gristle. Which you’ll eat if you want bragging rights.

Actually, this story is much worse depending on your perspective. Pink slime is actually a real life additive found in beef that fights off e. coli, salmonella, and over bacteria. That’s good. However, the slime is made from animal byproducts. That’s bad.

Personally, I’d rather eat a few pureed micrograms of a cow’s anus than contract e. coli, but that’s just me. I’m not too grossed out. In fact, I far prefer pink slime to these movie and TV foods.

The Road Trip French Toast

You’re already putting your health in jeopardy by eating anything from a greasy roadside diner. But to actually complain and send the food back is a daredevil stunt that will always result in the chef placing his taint upon your meal. DJ Qualls is none the wiser when he befalls this fate in Road Trip at the hands and sweaty ass of Horatio Sanz.

Sheep Balls

Chevy Chase just can’t get enough when he tries the local cuisine in Funny Farm. In fact, he sets a new town record by eating almost three dozen lamb fries before learning what lamb fries actually are.

Spunked-In Apple Pie

Thankfully, nobody ends up eating the titular recently-f***ed pie in American Pie but the thought is enough to turn my stomach. That pie could be pregnant after all.

The competition is required to chug down a big mug of donkey semen and then follow that up with a glass of urine. Contestants must empty both glasses. NBC has been nervous about airing the segment, but seeing as they are in last place behind Telemundo, they figured, ‘Eh, f*** it.”

Kind of sad actually. Donkey semen.  They’re totally yanking from Jackass. (TMZ)

Is it just me, or does this sound like EXACTLY the type of thing that a Portland nudist would have an issue with?

If the notion of stuffing yourself inside a bloody animal sounds familiar, it’s probably because Han Solo stuffed Luke Skywalker inside a dead Tauntaun to keep him warm in Empire Strikes Back.

Lottin shot the horse (it was 32 and already scheduled to be euthanized, if that helps) and crawled inside it so that she could be “one with the animal.” Well, I hope she achieved that after replacing the horse’s intestines with her own, warm, naked body.

Don’t get me wrong, I like cute naked girls covered in horse blood, it’s just that this seems a little “on the nose.” It’s probably the guts and the fact that she crammed herself inside a dead f*cking horse.

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(A.V. Club)