Rock n’ Roll Attorney David Komie

The dreadlocked man you see shredding the guitar in the video above is Rock n’ Roll Attorney David Komie, the attorney that rocks. I can’t really speak to his credentials when it comes to personal injury cases or his aggressiveness toward mesothelioma, but I can tell you that he knows a few chords and wears eyeliner. Not only does he offer free consultations but he can also help you score.

Leandros A. Vrionedes, PC

When you’re selecting the person most appropriate to represent you in a court of law you want someone proper and dignified. You also want their commercial to look like a really low budget Final Destination movie with narration by Michael Caine. That’s why you should choose New York’s Leandros A. Vrionedes, PC. He can make sense of it all.

With that in mind here are some movie banks and bankers that might be more evil than their real life counterparts.

Arthur Case – Inside Man

I’m not sure which is more evil. Banks or Nazis? But have you ever considered the possibility of a Nazi bank? That’s one bank that I wouldn’t want to borrow from. Just imagine their foreclosure practices.

Centabank – The Bank

The titular bank in the Australian movie The Bank is completely corrupt. CEO Anthony LaPaglia declares, “I’m like God with a better suit.” You know you’re in trouble when the guy holding your money has a God complex. It’s no wonder that his customers are so found of Marmite sandwiches. There isn’t much else they can afford.

However, there are a few other films out there that deserved their chance to frighten and exhilarate thousands of excited fans. But alas, for some reason or another, the deals never went through. Here are seven films that would undoubtedly make kick-ass amusement park attractions.

Final Destination 3

Though it would be tough to get the insurance companies on board, Final Destination 3 would make an excellent roller-coaster. Think of how scared you and your friends would be knowing that the brakes and safety equipment could give at any moment. But which moment? It’s the anticipation that’s truly scary.

Titanic

Titanic has thrill ride written all over it. Imagine the rush as you cling to a railing with icy water rushing to meet you. Then your life boat-shaped pod drops and stops just short of making a splash before rising up and doing it all over again.

As Topless Robot so aptly put it, good luck keeping this guy from eating after midnight.

Hey man…uh…links?

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The new website RunPee.Com has arrived and it’s going to totally change theater-going as we know it. Imagine that you’re watching Transformers 2 and your teeth are floating. You don’t want to break away to the facility because you don’t want to miss any blurry, confusing-to-look-at robot fights or any of Megan Fox’s screentime. Those days are gone, friend. Thanks to RunPee, you now know the exact moment within a film that it is safe to excuse yourself and awkwardly step on all the toes in your row. We’re one step closer to utopia. The future begins.

On this Memorial Day, take a moment to remember those summer blockbusters that sucked balls. (Pajiba)

Joe Dante gives up juicy Gremlins dirt. (Dread Central)

New Land Of The Lost Clip Online. (MTV)

Fan-made LEGO movie posters are pretty rad. (Specky Boy)

Lyndsy Fonseca jumps in Hot Tub. (Empire)