Spoiler alert: She does it just like everyone else does.

How far can you make it through the trailer for Sarah Jessica Parker’s latest?

Pierce Brosnan plays the head of a super crazy mega church, who kills an atheist professor (Ed Harris) in front of a deadhead-turned-church-goer Greg Kinnear. Yo, Greg Kinnear. Watch out.

Wants to be a quirky indie comedy, but it’s so unlikeable that even the clever parts don’t work.

DIRECTV IS PROPAGANDA!!!!11

If you’re over 40 and an actor, stay near your phone. The producers of I Don’t Know How She Does It will probably be giving you a ring to get you to join their movie.