Brie Larson sings some songs that I think tweens listen to while sipping virgin pina coladas, but you may better recognize her as the angsty daughter on The United States of Tara. Her character is a bratty teen who I want to slap in the mouth and send to her room. Then I silently stifle the quiver of excitement that rushes down my spine.

A word from Brie: “I feel so much better just being comfortable with myself and hopefully girls will accept that.”

Quit letting your publicist whisper jibber jabber in your ear and just inject those toxins in your face already.

Brie is all natural (so far) after the jump.

Juno Temple is a British actress who’s done a lot of British stuff, including Atonement, Notes on a Scandel, and probably Jude Law. What?! She’s legal and he’s Jude Law.

A word from Juno: “I think it’s one of the worst things you can do… take away a child’s innocence.”

Uggghhh, you’re layin’ it on kinda thick. I think Jude gets it. He’s not going to change.

More not so innocent pics after the jump.

Ennui-core maestro Noah Baumbach‘s newest comedy Greenberg has a trailer. Ben Stiller stars as the title character, a middle-aged burnout who doesn’t try very hard. That’s until he meets a younger woman who tickles his pickle in such a way that he is inspired to live. Though sleeping late, getting wasted, and complaining about those more successful than yourself while you don’t even really try, aren’t that bad of a way to go through life. In fact, those are three qualities required to be a movie blogger. Well, it’s after noon. Time for Kahlua pancakes.

Check out the angstful trailer after the jump…