Or ‘Meek’s Cutoff’. He liked ‘Green Lantern’ though.

Insert fart sound here… just because.

You can’t have a rainbow without the rain…unless it’s a CGI rainbow, I suppose.

Seriously. ‘The Fall Guy’?

Remember Ryan Reynolds? He’s still alive!

‘Green Lantern 2: Havana Nights’?

Looks like a big cartoon, but it’s a really cool cartoon.

Blake Lively is Carol Ferris in Green Lantern.

In 8 new clips, you’ll see how Hal Jordan learns to fly, thanks to the help of Fish Chicken McGee – among other things.

If you scroll through these real fast, it’s like a flip book. You can surmise the whole plot from it.

No Lantern left behind, Kilowog.

Get your Cliffs Notes on the origin story.

No trailer shall escape your sight.

The universe is gonna be saved by Ryan Reynolds, Forehead Man, Ugly Dog Face Man, and Chicken Fish: The Superhero.

Thank God his weakness isn’t the color green.

Yeah, sure. It looks like ‘The Mask’, but at least it doesn’t look like ‘Son Of The Mask’.

Hal Jordan is imagi-ring-ing a machine gun slash acceptable nightlight.

Michael Clarke Duncan took the green mile all the way to Green Lantern planet in his green machine. I assume he has a green machine.

He’s pointing that ring directly at YOU.

Maybe one of the alien Green Lanterns got asked instead.

Are we feeling more positive about this film now?

He works out hard, okay? Get over it.

Won me over to making this comic book a reality.

Geoffrey Rush will voice Tomar-Re in Warner Bros. upcoming ‘Green Lantern’ film. Will Tomar take Admiral Ackbar’s throne as the hot new alien fish man for nerds?

Don’t worry. We’re going to see a revised marketing onslaught soon enough.

Check out these non-moving pictures from this summer’s biggest moving pictures.

Warner Bros. has dropped the trailer for The Green Lantern! …With Espanol subtitles. Ryan Reynolds plays a test pilot who receives a ring from a dying alien that lets him create anything he wants with green energy. He then gets cocky, but soon learns that he shouldn’t get so cocky.

Tuesday, Entertainment Tonight is going to premiere the Green Lantern trailer that will play before Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Yesterday they premiered the teaser of that trailer in between “We’re number one! We’re number one!” promotional graphics.