In case some Americans out there weren’t vocally condemning the show, there’s now this hard-hitting Good Morning America examination, spearheaded by former White House Communications Director George Stephanopoulos. (Interesting career turn, George.)

In the clip, a pageant mom reveals the competitive advantage her daughter maintains over the rest of mommy’s little minions: go-go juice. For those who had loving mothers that didn’t milk your sense of self-worth for their own edification, let me explain what go-go juice is. It’s Red Bull mixed with Mountain Dew to make the pageant entrants extra sparkly!

Just…just watch. I don’t wanna talk about this anymore. The whole thing is sad. The horrible moms, the brainwashed kids, George Stephanopoulos’ involvement…all of it.

Charlie Sheen’s reign of terror/fire/amazingness continues, as the actor has agreed to grant interviews to ABC’s “Good Morning America” and NBC’s “The Today Show.” He’s gone so far off the deep end that anything that comes out of his mouth is automatically gold, whether or not it’s unfortunate. He told GMA that he intends to sue CBS for pulling the plug on “Two and a Half Men”:

“I’m gonna sue for what I’m worth and what I deserve and what they think they can take from me. They can’t,” Sheen said. “I don’t have a job. I got a whole family to support and love. And — people beyond myself, people a lot more important than me, are relying on that money to — fuel the magic.”

He also had something interesting to say about CBS regarding giving them an apology:

“They owe me a big one – publicly – while they lick my feet.”

It’s abundantly clear that Sheen has lost his mind, possibly for good, and while that might be unfortunate, he’s doing so in a blaze of hellfire and glory, and we’ll keep you posted about every little branch he hits on the way down. (Deadline)