He’ll play the Joe that started it all.

Sign the papers, JJ.

Dwayne Johnson steps in to save another sequel.

The real Cobra Commander wouldn’t run away from a fight with the Joes, unless he was about to lose.

‘GI Joe 2′ and ‘Hugo Cabret’ get release dates from Paramount. The first one they can keep for themselves, thank you.

This is the fault of everyone who stood by while the cast of ‘GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra’ were mercilessly bullied.

Under the influence of intense Bieber Fever, Paramount decided to reward ‘Never Say Never’ director Chu by choosing him to helm ‘GI Joe 2′.

If you didn’t see ‘GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra’, not to worry – Hasbro still wants your money.