Top 10 Movie Directors
Sunday, April 3 by Andrew Jett

Putting a movie together takes a lot of talent, and the top 10 movie directors are no slouches when it comes to skill. Directing requires a creative eye, and also…

Famous Movie Directors From The 20th Century
Friday, April 1 by T.S. Monty

Along with the birth of cinema and the Golden Age of Hollywood, there are several famous movie directors from the 20th century. These are the men responsible for the popularity…

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Be Prepared To Get Uncomfortably Close With Jar Jar Binks
Sunday, March 6 by

The technical team behind ‘The Phantom Menace’ in 3D shares Lucas’s orders.

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Soooo ‘Phantom Menace’ In 3D Is Really Happening
Thursday, March 3 by

If you don’t gouge your eyes out before February 12, 2012, you might accidentally see ‘The Phantom Menace’ in 3D.

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New ‘Star Wars’ Disneyland Ride Has Full Intention Of Being Not Awful
Thursday, January 20 by

George Lucas is re-making the classic ‘Star Tours’ Disneyland ride and re-releasing the whole ‘Star Wars’ series on Blu-Ray. Is there anything he won’t “re-”?

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George Lucas Enlightens Seth Rogen About The End Of Days
Tuesday, January 18 by

When the day of reckoning comes, where will you be? Or, as George Lucas would put it, “Where are you going to be a year from now?”

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Welp, I’m About To Blow All Of Yourses Minds
Wednesday, January 12 by

Somebody finally took the initiative and re-cast Darth Vader with Tommy Wiseau. Unlike Star Wars or The Room, the results are intentionally hilarious.

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George Lucas Is NOT Buying Dead Celebrities (That We Know Of)
Tuesday, December 7 by

Yesterday I posited a theory that George Lucas may be the shadowy puppet-master pulling the strings of the mysterious Hollywood Star Whackers due to a report that the special effects maestro is buying the film rights to dead celebrities. Correction: he is not.

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George Lucas Buying Dead Celebrities
Monday, December 6 by

Watch your back, Leslie Nielsen! It’s being reported that George Lucas is quietly and secretly buying the film rights to dead Hollywood stars.

10 Best Movies About Aliens
Saturday, December 4 by Amin El-Gazzar

Here are the 10 best movies about aliens. Hollywood never fails to give us a glimpse into the world of science fiction, where anything is possible. These imaginative people love…

‘Indiana Jones’ May Get the 3D Treatment
Tuesday, October 26 by

That looks amazing!
George Lucas has been down in the dumps, suffering form what psychologists call "Avatar Envy." In order to combat the crippling mental illness, the famed director ordered the entire Star Wars saga converted to 3D. Rumor has it that this treatment failed to have the desired effect, so Lucas is taking the 3D axe to the Indiana Jones films, as well.

If the rumors are true, we should be getting an official announcement sometime next month. If the rumors are untrue, I'll be giving the Internet a stern talking to about spreading gossip. (Blue Sky Disney via First Showing)

Original ‘Star Wars’ Producer Explains Why Those Movies Suck Now
Friday, August 13 by

I know I'm not alone in citing The Empire Strikes Back as my favorite Star Wars film. It built upon the mythos presented in the original and expanded the universe in very cool ways and played up the darker tones without transparently trying to sell more toys. And it didn't include Ewoks. Gary Kurtz was George Lucas's partner for the first two films in the saga, and now he's speaking out for the first time about what makes the series suck now. Namely, it's Lucas's greed and desire to sell more toys. Beam me up (or something) LA Times!
"I could see where things were headed. The toy business began to drive the [Lucasfilm] empire. It's a shame. They make three times as much on toys as they do on films. It's natural to make decisions that protect the toy business but that's not the best thing for making quality films…. The first film and ‘Empire’ were about story and character, but I could see that George’s priorities were changing. The emphasis on the toys, it's like the cart driving the horse."
Oh snap! Equestrian BURN.
“We had an outline [for the third film] and George changed everything in it. Instead of bittersweet and poignant he wanted a euphoric ending with everybody happy. The original idea was that they would recover [the kidnapped] Han Solo in the early part of the story and that he would then die in the middle part of the film in a raid on an Imperial base. George then decided he didn’t want any of the principals killed. By that time there were really big toy sales and that was a reason.”
That totally almost explains Jabba's faaaabulous uncle, Ziro the Hutt.

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Lucas Says Live-Action ‘Star Wars’ Too Expensive for TV
Friday, August 6 by

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There's trouble a-brewin' in Nerdville. It seems the long awaited live-action "Star Wars" television show is on hold indefinitely, according to Star Wars creator and destroyer George "Big Baby Jesus" Lucas. In an interview with Digital Spy, the director cited cost as the main factor.
“They literally are Star Wars, only we’re going to have to try to do them [at] a tenth the cost… And it’s a huge challenge, [a] lot bigger than what we thought it was gonna be.”
Considering the first movie, which is beloved by all, was filmed using motion control photography and a bunch of crappy models, and the first prequel, which is hated by all, had an unlimited special effects budget, maybe George is putting too much emphasis on the bells and whistles.
Just make the damn show, and for the love of Yoda, let someone else write and direct. (Screen Rant)

‘Indiana Jones 5′ Braving the Bermuda Triangle
Tuesday, June 8 by

Everyone hated the last Indiana Jones so the only rational thing to do is make another one. You know, as like an apology and stuff. The Kiwi (New Zealand) side of Stuff Magazine has the scoop on the Indy 5 plot details that you hoped would never surface: The new film will be Ford's last, and a return to the series' roots (meaning less state of the art visual effects) after the last entry failed to resonate with fans. (According to a mysterious source) Indy's going to The Bermuda Triangle: "Indiana Jones 5 will begin shooting next year, and much of the plot line will be centered around the Bermuda Triangle, an area over the North Atlantic Ocean where a number of aircraft are said to have disappeared (and definitely not because of f*cking aliens)." Stuff goes on to add that, according to their (soooo mysterious) source, "George (Lucas) and Steven (Spielberg) have been working on a script and it's almost there." They also report that "Harrison is on stand-by for filming next year. This looks like being an emotional and exciting conclusion to the franchise, with Indy facing his biggest challenge yet." As you can infer by the cited cloaked source, this news is somewhere in between a rumor and a fart in the wind. The only info I gravitated toward was that Harrison Ford is standing-by for filming. At least cook something! Jeez, Harrison…

‘Star Wars’ to Be Intentionally Funny With New Animated Sitcom
Monday, April 5 by

Because this turned out so well. An official sanction from LucasFilms has made it okay to laugh at Star Wars. Not the films though. You must remain stone-faced while Hayden Christiansen delivers dialogue and when rubber puppets pop up during the pod race. That is law. What you can laugh at is a new animated series being developed by LucasFilms themselves to presumably cash in on the recent franchise-skewering made popular by "Robot Chicken" and "Family Guy." And the best way to do that is to hire Seth Green and Matthew Seinreich from "Robot Chicken." I posit, however, that the best way to ensure hilarity is to farm it out to France. (Variety)

George Lucas Tuning Up for Top Secret Musical
Wednesday, January 27 by

Mace Windu does not participate in jazz hands.Not content with his many accomplishments in the worlds of film and technology, George Lucas has his eyes on a new prize: to sieze the Sh*ttiest Musical Crown from the producers of Nine. Lucas is reportedly producing a top-secret computer-generated musical about fairies.Yeah. Fairies.Nothing is known about the probably-queeeeer plot except that David Berenbaum (Elf, Spiderwick Chronicles) will be writing, with Kevin Munroe (TMNT) overseeing the direction to ensure the results are totally SPEC-TAC-U-LAR. Lucas could not be reached for comment because a cat is still digesting in his neck-sack. (THR)