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‘Star Wars’ But With Terrible Sound Effects
Monday, April 28 by

PEW! PEW! KEW! KEW!

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J.J. Abrams Attempting To Make ‘Star Wars’ No Longer Ass-Terrible
Friday, September 20 by

He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.

6 Comic Relief Characters Who Weren’t Funny
Monday, March 4 by Lee Keeler

Otis. Minnie. Hawkins. Just these names alone are annoying. We’re sorry to remind you of these six Comic Relief Characters Who Weren’t Funny. Enjoy? Otis – “Superman” (1978) While Ned…

Star Wars The Clone Wars Episodes
Friday, November 2 by Gregory Wakeman

George Lucas hasn’t done anything right for a while. Not since creating the greatest trilogy ever anyway. After that he tried to increase their awesomeness with three asinine prequels that…

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8 Of The Coolest Mistakes In The Indiana Jones Franchise
Thursday, September 13 by

In honor of the franchise’s Blu Ray release…

Clearly too old for this shit.
Everyone Comes To Their Damn Senses: ‘Indiana Jones 5′ Cancelled
Friday, July 27 by

No takebacks!

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In Honor Of ‘Star Wars 1313′: 7 Best ‘Star Wars’ Video Games
Wednesday, June 6 by

Will 1313 top all other Star Wars games?

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Watch Darth Maul Get Housed By A Baby
Tuesday, May 8 by

We all have our off days.

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R.I.P. ‘Star Wars’ Designer Ralph McQuarrie
Monday, March 5 by

Fun Fact: Han Solo used to wear a cape.

This is like our fifteenth article about Han shooting first in the past week. No mas.
8 Things From ‘Star Wars’ More Unethical Than Han Shooting First
Monday, February 13 by

George Lucas leads us to believe that space is mostly a vast moral grey area.

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Honest Trailer: ‘Phantom Menace 3D’
Monday, February 13 by

“Yousa thinkin’ people ganna watch this crap?”

Hi, I'm insane.
9 Things George Lucas Denies Besides Han Shooting First
Friday, February 10 by

HAN SHOT FIRST!

This man is a liar.
George Lucas Insists Greedo Always Shot First In ‘Star Wars’, You Just Didn’t Notice It
Friday, February 10 by

This whole time you thought that Han Solo shot first at bounty hunter Greedo at the cantina, but really, it was your only bloodlust that led you to that conclusion,…

Bonus: No Shia LaBeouf
A Stop-Motion Animated Shot-For-Shot Remake Of The ‘Raiders Of The Lost Ark’ Intro, Just Because
Monday, December 12 by

Much better than Crystal Skull

"Then we'll add a filter that makes it suck in post."
Steven Spielberg Didn’t Like ‘Indiana Jones 4′ Either
Wednesday, October 26 by

Once again, the blame is on George Lucas.

The AT-AT... in all its glory!
45 Fan-Made Tributes To The ‘Star Wars’ AT-AT Walker
Wednesday, October 26 by

The AT-AT might be highly impracticable and extremely vulnerable, but the important thing is that it looks totally bad ass.

George Lucas was apparently able to find an Eddie Bauer store on a planet far, far away.
Hey, George Lucas! This ‘Star Wars’ Producer Didn’t Like The Prequels Either
Monday, October 17 by

He doesn’t say it outright, but I get the feeling he’s not a fan of the films due to their overall shittiness.

You made me into a monster!
Don’t Blame George Lucas; Blame Yourself
Tuesday, September 6 by

You made Greedo shoot first…sort of…

Enough already, damn it!
George Lucas’ 8 Most Irritating Changes To The ‘Star Wars’ Films
Thursday, August 25 by

Enough already, beard-o!

He's in drastic need of an ear tuck.
A Makeover, Yoda Got, For ‘The Phantom Menace’ Blu-Ray
Thursday, August 25 by

George Lucas couldn’t just leave it alone.

Indiana; Let it go!
5 Reasons There Shouldn’t Be An ‘Indiana Jones 5′
Monday, August 22 by

Do not want.

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You’ll Probably Want To Watch This ‘Red Tails’ Trailer
Friday, July 29 by

Did George Lucas make a good movie? He made an awesome trailer at the very least.

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Shia LaBeouf Determines From Harrison Ford’s Gym Routine That ‘Indiana Jones 5′ Is “Not So Far Off”
Tuesday, June 7 by

Apparently, Harrison Ford will not stop lifting weights until he shows up to the set of ‘Indy 5′.

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Spielberg Regrets The Whole ‘E.T.’ Walkie-Talkie Fiasco
Friday, June 3 by

The famous director has gone back on the idea of digitally altering past films, putting Spielberg at odds with his friend George “I Change My Old Movies All The Time, Just To Piss You Off” Lucas.

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Lucas Produced ‘Red Tails’ Is Alive And Release Dated
Thursday, June 2 by

George Lucas doesn’t just make films about wars in space. He also makes films about wars on boring ol’ Earth.

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Links Away: George Lucas Strikes Back
Tuesday, May 31 by

Turns out we’ve been wrong about the guy this whole time.

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George Lucas And His Beard Discuss ‘Star Wars’ In 3D And The Delayed Live-Action TV Show
Wednesday, May 25 by

Whoever bet that he wouldn’t have a beard and a plaid shirt in this interview owes me five bucks.

Star Wars Movies In Order
Saturday, April 9 by Irwin M. Fletcher

While not released this way, the "Star Wars" movies in order is the best way to view the series. A set of three were released in the late '70s and…

Film Director Quotes About Movies
Monday, April 4 by Courtney Ferry

There are many film director quotes about movies, and here we have created a list of them for you. Are you an aspiring film director looking for inspiration? Or maybe…

Top 10 Movie Directors
Sunday, April 3 by Andrew Jett

Putting a movie together takes a lot of talent, and the top 10 movie directors are no slouches when it comes to skill. Directing requires a creative eye, and also…