Further proof that space sucks.

Unless it doesn’t.

Politics aren’t all just fun and games and intern sex.

Poor George. His daughters are impervious to his charms.

Some posters you hang on your wall, others you look at on the internet to get psyched about an upcoming movie. Could you do both? I suppose… you could.

Remember how angry Paul Giamatti got about Merlot in ‘Sideways’? Now it’s time for a new celebrity to freak out in a new Alexander Payne movie: Mr. George Clooney.

‘Human Nature’ is about people becoming pets. We’d better get awesome litter boxes.

There’s going to be egg on your face, ‘Hubble 3D’.

I wonder if George Clooney gets MSNBC in his dreams.

Oh, and they’re both Sony films. But that’s it, everybody.

Clooney co-wrote, directs and stars in – get ready to use your “shocked” face for a moment – a new politically themed movie. Here’s a look at the set.

Keeping in the spirit of remaking everything just because, there’s a rumor going around that Guy Ritchie is eager to remake Cannonball Run.

‘Argo’ is a movie that wants Ben Affleck to direct it. Ben Affleck says, “take a number, movie.”

Big news! George Clooney is the notorious “Monster of Florence,” a serial killer who murdered seven couples between 1974 and 1985. I knew it all along!

Having already conquered the skies, the battlefield, the deep south, Las Vegas, and the bedroom of every woman he has ever desired, there is only one place left for George Clooney to go: Outer effing space. Ah crap, he’s been there too.

Matt Damon had better work on his jazz hands. George Clooney is getting into the musical game. He is attached to direct a film adaptation of the UK stage production, Enron: The Musical, sometime after he wraps Farragut North.

Batman has Robin. Siegfried has Roy. And The Lone Ranger has Tonto. So with Johnny Depp already cast as Tonto in Gore Verbinksi’s Lone Ranger, who does the actor feel would best complete the pair?

Hollywood heartthrob George Clooney (a.k.a Gorgeous George) is considering the lead in Steven Soderbergh’s adaptation of “The Man from Uncle.” If the project goes through, it will mark the seventh time that Clooney and Soderbergh have collaborated on a film.