^{Ladies and gentlemen, The Cranberries!!}

Liam Neeson should hold off on practice-wearing plunging V-neck shirts. I took the liberty of throwing his name into the General Zod casting ring due to his resemblance to the character, and the fact that he’ll willingly appear in any movie. But now it seems that we all, as an Internet, may have been impulsive.

Bad Taste recently had to sit through the The Legend Of The Guardians in order to get an interview with Zack Snyder. They asked if General Zod would appear in his upcoming Superman to which Snyder replied, "For now it’s just a rumor."

So there you have it. Today it’s a rumor, and tomorrow it will be announced as fact. And I’ll be given the chance again to fulfill my 129-word quota. Stay tuned.

^{Superman rescues mini Zod. It doesn’t matter why.}

Yesterday’s announcement that Zack Snyder would helm the Christopher Nolan-godfathered Superman sent the movie nerds into an asthmatic tailspin. Inhalers were clutched, man-boobs heaved. Since then, details about the film have been popping up all over.

First up, Variety spoke to Snyder, who says it’s unlikely Brandon Routh will reprise his dual role of Superman/Clark Kent from Bryan Singer‘s film. "We’re looking in another direction," was the official comment. "Bitch, is you crazy?," was the non-official comment.

Secondly, The Hollywood Reporter is Hollywood reporting that the villian who will be throwing entire buildings at Superman in the new film will be Superman 2‘s General Zod. Originally played by Terrence Stamp, but hopefully played by Liam Neeson in this version. Has anyone tried to get him on the phone yet? It’s not like he says no to movie roles. The man would hand out flyers in a chicken suit if the price was right.