Do you have a moment to discuss Hobbitism with Gary Busey?
Let’s hope the Family Guyzer is kinder to you than it was to many of these folks.
They cast large shadows.
Yes, Chuck Norris made the list.
When considering a network that honestly thought it was a good idea to give David Spade his own show (anyone actually remember “The Showbiz Show with David Spade?”) it isn’t…
We salute America’s tastemakers… and Gary Busey.
Or is this just normal for him?
Caution: potential ‘Piranha 3DD’ Spoilers. Also, watch out for mutant piranhas in general. Those guys are jerks.
Those piranha don’t stand a chance.
Donald Trump fired Gary Busey from “Celebrity Apprentice,” marking the end of an era for reality television. Well, that’s assuming you define “era” as a period of seven weeks where nothing of any real significance happened.
Note to self: Never engage in one-on-one combat with Gary Busey.
While “The Loaf’s” insane rant was a sight to behold, we shouldn’t let it overshadow some of the greatest Gary Busey quotes in the history of Gary Busey.
On last night’s “Celebrity Apprentice,” we learned that Gary Busey’s penis is named “Big Wednesday.” What else is there to say?
I’m happy to report that watching Gary Busey lead is everything you’d hope it to be, assuming you’re hoping it to be awkward and hilariously depressing.
It’s week two of Gary Busey’s stint on “Celebrity Apprentice,” and America’s favorite brain-damaged thespian did not disappoint. Actually, he did. Although to be fair, it wasn’t all his fault.
If you woke up in the wilderness with either Gary Busey or Nicolas Cage, who would you trust to get you out alive? Fight!
Clearly, Chet is embarrassing the living hell out of his old man, but he’s new on the scene. If he hopes to be the most embarrassing child in Hollywood, he’s got some stiff competition.
Spike TV got Gary Busey together with some hottish chicks to drop some science on the mic appliance in order to promote their syndication of “Entourage.” The concept behind the music video promo is creative. Actresses and porn stars who have appeared naked on the show complain about stripping off and having to put their mouths on the cast.
Gary Busey plays Norman Tugwater: Fantasy Sports Lawyer. His job is to help already filthy rich athletes get their piece of the fantasy league pie. Adrian Peterson and Shaq aren't afraid to call him their attorney. I'd be afraid to call him my anything. The man's face is so asymmetrical.
Drink down these links. Drink 'em down!
Jimmy Kimmel Finds A Lawyer For Tila Tequila's 'Juggalos' Lawsuit (TVSquad)
Rare Collection Of 3D Nude Pin-Ups At Film Forum (Asylum)
The 7 Greatest Homemade Sex Toys For Men (Ranker)
This Is How You Get Chicks (HolyTaco)
Fishburne Done Talking to his Porn Star Daughter (FilmDrunk)
Undressed To Impress (Maxim)
French Babe Robbers Steal Man's Cash After Distracting Him With Tits (BarStoolSports)
Rollerblades + Stupidity (EgoTV)
10 British Television Actors That America Should Steal (Pajiba)
Gallery Of The Coolest Comic Book Tattoos (Unreality)
Amazing Basketball Shot From A Free Fall Ride (TotalProSports)
Google Earth Captures A Dead Body?!!! (Smosh)
New Eva Mendes Pics From 'Flaunt' Magazine Shoot (BroBible)
Is Megan Fox Hotter Than Brigitte Bardot? (CelebJihad)
Matt Horwich, The New Middleweight Champion Of The Multiverse (CagePotato)
Sex, Blood, And Rolling Stone's New 'True Blood' Cover (PopEater)
Swedish Man Sets Speeding Ticket Record (MadeMen)
Hey everyone, meet Luke Sampson Busey! Proud papa Gary Busey introduced his 10-week-old son on Thursday evening's "Entertainment Tonight." Girlfriend Steffanie Sampson is the person responsible for bringing another Busey into the world on Feb. 23. My sources tell me world leaders are gathering at a secret summit this evening to decide how to proceed.
Quigley Trailer Stars Gary Busey as a Dog – Watch more Funny VideosThis movie actually exists. Quigley stars Gary Busey as a cold-hearted, dog-hating billionaire who dies and is reincarnated on Earth as a Pomeranian that has an affinity for video games. BUY IT NOW.These links also exist.25 Funny Tombstones (HolyTaco) Shirts Optional in the Blackhawks Party Limo (TotalProSports) Even More Hot Girls on Facebook (TheChive) It's Okay to Play with These Bond Girl Barbies (Moviefone) 21 Awesome Jelly Bean Portraits (Maxim) The Darker Side of Siskel & Ebert (FilmDrunk) 20 Unfortunate CAPTCHAs (SuperTremendous) Ten Worst Movies of 2010 (Pajiba) Jen Aniston Hiding in Brad Pitt's Bathtub (CelebJihad) Top 5 Movies Based on SNL Sketches (Unreality) Bikini Vegemite Wrestling Gets Messy (Asylum) 6 Woman Who Equal First Date Disaster (RegretfulMorning) All the iPad Info You Require (MadeMan) Why Denny Hamlin's Injury is a Good Thing (AllLeftTurns) Abrams Tank Explodes Suspicious Car (NothingToxic) Buy Apple's iFreak Before It Sells Out (Atom)