By George Rob Reiner Martin
Hopefully it can parlay this into some mainstream success.
Also, heads from bodies.
Your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.
Turns out, they don’t use real dragons.
Soap operas COULD use more head-crushing.
When I think about the graphic content of ‘Game of Thrones’, my mouth just starts watering.
This season will likely be the last one that’s based on existing books.
My heart can’t take it.
Ok. I’m ready for the premiere now. In *sigh* two and a half months.
From King’s Landing to Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters.
April 12th is hereby declared Television Christmas.
The severed heads will appear larger-than-life.
These television deaths likely left you feeling some type of way.
The characters of Game of Thrones would likely approve.
You don’t have the right to risk your life like this, George.
Success will be viewed instead as a function of bare breasts and decapitations.
Put your fanboy hearts at ease; this lady got skillz. And you’ve probably already seen her work on Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, or Game of Thrones.
I really can’t think of why there WOULDN’T be a ‘Game of Thrones’ movie.
I put “huge” in quotes because this is someone else’s idea of “huge.” Mine would be substantially less.
It’s a little spoiler-y, but not really. Seriously, you can read it.
In related news, one guy accidentally stumbled into a casting call for ‘Bad Judge’, but only in search of a restroom.
His name is Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, so I’m just gonna call him “Mr. Eko.”
Westeros needs bedtime stories too, so we recruited Isaac Hempstead Wright to help us come up with some Game of Thrones-themed kids’ books in honor of Isaac’s role in The Boxtrolls!
Yeah, baby! Yeah!!
Maybe he could do a book where all the characters go on a life-changing road-trip. He could probably crank that out quickly.
Comic Con 2014 is over, but our coverage is just beginning! Watch as we recap the awesome costumes, the amazing attractions and a bug eating contest with Bran Stark himself, Isaac Hempstead Wright!!
Amazingly well, I might add.