Mini ‘Jersey Shore’ Halloween
Monday, November 1 by

Some people weren't meant to be parents.

Shave Like a Ghostbuster
Thursday, October 28 by

What shaving has to do with busting ghosts, I have no idea. Maybe ghostbusters are just required to be well-groomed, like the Yankees.
Check out these smooth links.
Best Horror Movies Ever (MovieFone)
Average Male Driver Spends 276 Miles Per Year Lost (Asylum)
The Absolute Dumbest Celebrity Book Deals (Ranker)
Capri Anderson Pictures (HolyTaco)
Welcome to the Little Lebowski Store (FilmDrunk)
Irresponsible Rumor-Mongering: Batman 3 (Maxim)
Entire Mexican Police Force Quits After Getting Shot At (BarstoolSports)
See You In Ten: Vanessa Hudgens (EgoTV)
Now That's a Tramp Stamp (Unreality)
Did Evan Turner Just Break Dwyane Wade's Ankles? (TotalProSports)
Six Video Games That Could Get You a Real Life Beat Down (Smosh)
The Top Five Hockey Fights of the Week (BroBible)
Emma Watson Named Sexiest Man Alive (CelebJihad)
The Big Announcement: UFC Absorbs WEC (CagePotato)
Craig Robinson Assures Us 'That's What She Said' Jokes Far From Dead (PopEater)
San Francisco Bar Makes Fun of Josh Hamilton (TuVez)
Victoria's Secret at Your Halloween Party (MadeMan)

‘Sesame Street’ Nightmare Fuel
Tuesday, October 26 by

It's a painting by Hillary White based on Rembrandt's "The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp." It's also the reason I'll wake up screaming in a cold sweat tonight. (BuzzFeed)

Get cultured with these links.
Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2010 (AskMen)
2010 Halloween Costume Ideas (MovieFone)
Lamborghini Gallardo Driver Survives 235-mph Smash (Asylum)
The 25 Best and Worst Nintendo Innovations (Ranker)
Alice Greczyn Pictures (HolyTaco)
Indiana Jones Movies Getting 3D Re-release? (FilmDrunk)
The Main Event: Taylor Cole (Maxim)
Black Ninja Can't Be Stopped By Police With Pellet Guns (BarstoolSports)
Flexible Girls: Imagine the Possibilities (EgoTV)
The 15 Most Memorable Telvision Commercial Campaigns from the 1990s (Pajiba)
10 Great Actors Who Died Way Too Early (Unreality)
Ezequiel Lavezzi Scores an Amazing Goal (TotalProSports)
Hero Kid Uses Nintendo DS to Save Family (Smosh)
Who Will Win the NBA Championship This Year? (BroBible)
Underage Taylor Momsen Flashes Audience (CelebJihad)
The UFC Has Their Mexican Heavyweight Champ (CagePotato)
Charlie Sheen's Bad Hotel Stay (PopEater)
Brazillian Soccer Player Pushed Down the Stairs (TuVez)
What Attracts Women (MadeMan)

Tron Dog
Monday, October 25 by

Take a look quickly before it derezzes.
Upload these links to your brain.
"Airplane!" Cast: Where Are They Now? (MovieFone)
Men Can Get Cancer From Giving Oral Sex (Asylum)
Top 11 Most Ridiculous Bollywood Action Movie Scenes (Ranker)
The STD Clinic Bingo Card (HolyTaco)
Peter Jackson is Angry (FilmDrunk)
10 Movie Trailers to Sniff Glue to (Maxim)
Kid Gets All His Fingers Broken By Rival Warcraft Gang (BarstoolSports)
Weird and Funny Warning Signs (EgoTV)
Matt Damon Pissy About the Bourn-less "Bourne" Sequel (Pajiba)
Good and Bad Avatar Na'vi Costumes (Unreality)
Soccer Player Suffers Heart Attack, Collapses On Field (TotalProSports)
7 Tips For Surviving a Vampire Attack (Smosh)
Nine Unconventional Spots to Pick Up a Girl in New York City (BroBible)
Miley Cyrus Mocks Hinduism (CelebJihad)
MMA Gif Party: UFC 121 Edition (CagePotato)
T.I. Gets Drug Posession Charges Dropped, Still to Serve Time (PopEater)
Saturday Night Live Makes Fun Of Brett Favre (TuVez)
How a Poker Pro Reads Women (MadeMan)

Robert Pattinson Halloween Mask
Monday, October 18 by

And you thought it was scary when it was homicidal maniac Michael Myers. (Crushable)
You'll get one piece of candy for each link.
Celebrity Karaoke (Moviefone)
Man Invites Strangers to Sit On Face to Achieve World Peace (Asylum)
Slutty Star Wars Halloween Costumes (Ranker)
Moral of the Story: Don't Wear Sandals (HolyTaco)
John Milius Explains Apocalypse Now, His Hatred of Hippies (FilmDrunk)
Hottest Animal Lovers (Maxim)
Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day: Limersa (BarstoolSports)
Biker Crashes Headfirst into Wall (EgoTV)
The Pajiba Power Rankings (Pajiba)
Pokeman is a Young Man's Game (Unreality)
Some Spelling Lessons from the Wisconsin Badgers' Fans (TotalProSports)
18 Failed Celebrity Albums (Smosh)
Hot Russian Spy Anna Chapman Poses for Maxim (BroBible)
Miley Cyrus Gives Angry, Hate-Filled Speech (CelebJihad)
Martin Kampmann Thinks Jake Shields is a Boring Fighter (CagePotato)
President Obama to Appear on Mythbusters (PopEater)
Eva Longoria Rapping (TuVez)
Cowboys, Mountain Men, and Grizzly Bears (MadeMan)

Pee Wee Herman and Regis Philbin Robbed a Candy Store
Thursday, October 14 by

With these two, could there really be any other outcome? (DailyWhat)
Quick, scoop up these links!
Interview with 'Back To The Future' Actress Claudia Wells (TheSecondColumn)
Which 'Batman 3' Villain Should Tom Hardy Play? (Moviefone)
Caught on Video – UFO Invades New York (Asylum)
The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History (Ranker)
25 Dirty World of Warcraft Pictures – NSFW (HolyTaco)
Tom Cruise May Soon Be Riding Your Tail in Top Gun 2 (FilmDrunk)
The No-Mercy Guide to Revenge (Maxim)
Barstool NYC Local Smokeshow of the Day – Lina (BarstoolSports)
Donuts Are the Breakfast of Chomp-ions (EgoTV)
Whipping You Up Into an Undead Fever Pitch (Pajiba)
The Family That Slays Together Stays Together (Unreality)
Meet the Dallas Stars Ice Girls In All Their Bikini Glory (TotalProSports)
Totally Bizarre Japanese Energy Drinks (Smosh)
The Top 15 Travel Destinations for Men (BroBible)
Catherine Zeta Jones Will Soon Be Single (CelebJihad)
Hot Potato: Natalie Skyy, 2010's Ring Girl of the Year Nominee (CagePotato)
Security! More of it for Kim K. After Bar Brawl (PopEater)
World's Most Expensive iPhone (MadeMan)

Busted Hyperdrive
Tuesday, October 12 by

Wookiees and bounty hunters don't understand the complexities of Japanese automobiles.

Superhero Subway Punks
Thursday, October 7 by

Stan Lee, it's 10PM. Do you know where your characters are?
Next stop, these links.
'Let Me In' Director Matt Reeves Podcast Interview (FirstShowing)

20 Things You Didn't Know About 'The Exorcist' (Moviefone)
Video Game Porn Spoofs That Should Exist (Asylum)
7 Most Annoying Kids in Action Movie History (Ranker)
25 Bad-ass Nuns (HolyTaco)
Frotcast 17: Extremo the Clown and Social Network (FilmDrunk)
Favorite Nick Swardson Moments (Maxim)
Check Out This Blazing Hot Weather Girl (BarStoolSports)
Movies Like You've Never Thought of Them Before (EgoTV)
Pajiba's Give a Sh*t Factor (Pajiba)
6 Reasons Weird Al Is Still Relevant (Unreality)
10 Ridiculously Racist Remarks from Sports Personalities (TotalProSports)
7 Reasons Why You Got Defriended on Facebook (Smosh)
Victoria's Secret Launches Sexy Halloween Costume Line (BroBible)
Emma Roberts In Her Underwear (CelebJihad)
Diaz vs. Kim Reported for UFC 125 (CagePotato)
Mark Zuckerberg Too Staff to See 'Social Network' (PopEater)
Marisa Miller Swashbuckles for Capt. Morgan (MadeMan)

Superdog Is Super
Tuesday, October 5 by

If Zack Snyder is looking to make the most adorable Superman movie ever, I present his leading man. Pup, pup, and away!
Take flight with these links.
Snickers Makes Creepiest Candy Commercial Yet (TVSquad)
TLC's 'Sister Wives' Explores One Man's Effort To Screw Four Spouses (Asylum)
Top 12 Most Cringeworthy Reality TV Shows FAILS (Ranker)
25 Hot Teachers (HolyTaco)
Hatchet 2 Pulled From Theaters, MPAA To Blame? (FilmDrunk)
Hottest Animal Lovers (Maxim)
Bolivian President Knees Political Rival In The Balls At Soccer Game (BarStoolSports)
A Fun Gallery Of Unintentional Sexual Content (EgoTV)
My Body Is A Cage: An Enter The Void Review (Pajiba)
Wonka's Reverse Tunnel Of Hell Will Haunt Your Dreams (Unreality)
Kaspars Daugavins' Creative Shootout Goal (TotalProSports)
20 Most Unusual Business Cards Ever (Smosh)
10 New Findings From Recent Sex Study (BroBible)
Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Video (CelebJihad)
Proof That Everyone Sounds Smarter With An English Accent (CagePotato)
Will Arnett On Kids, Stern, And 'Arrested' Developments (PopEater)
How To Properly Drink Absinthe (MadeMan)

Bleak Times For Mr. Belding
Wednesday, September 29 by

And that damn Zack Morris took it from him. Cocky prick…
Drown your sorrows with these links.
'Jersey Shore' Is Called 'Macaroni Rascals' in Japan (TVSquad)
Robot Santa Is Coming to Town (Asylum)
The Worst Ways to Die (Ranker)
25 Gross Older Men with Young Chicks (HolyTaco)
10 Worst Lines from 'Wall Street 2' (FilmDrunk)
Hometown Hotties Finalists (Maxim)
New Dance Craze Involves Bud Light Box On Head (BarStoolSports)
Flexible Girls: Imagine The Possibiities (EgoTV)
An Examination of MPAA Ratings (Pajiba)
10 Shows You Should Watch Now That They've Ended (Unreality)
Hot Chick Playing Air Hockey (TotalProSports)
15 Shocking Flashers (Smosh)
Top 10 Songs About College (BroBible)
Rachel Bilson Tries To Attract a Husband (CelebJihad)
Daley vs. Smith in the Works for December (CagePotato)
Katy Perry to Guest Star on 'The Simpsons' (PopEater)
James Bond Bike (MadeMan)

It’s Safe To Ewok
Wednesday, September 15 by

But watch for X-Wings before you step off the curb.
Ewok it out with these links.
The 10 Best Heist Movie Disguises (Moviefone)
Customize Your Own Burger And Get Paid For It (Asylum)
8 Awesome Videos Of Animals Playing Video Games (Ranker)
The 14 Biggest Pitfalls In Drug Trafficking (HolyTaco)
Animation: Werner Herzog Rescuing Joaquin Phoenix From A Car Crash (FilmDrunk)
Tune In: "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" Season 6 (Maxim)
The Undateable Staten Island Girl (BarStoolSports)
A Gallery Of Celebrities Looking Like Muppets (EgoTV)
The Least Anticipate New Fall Shows (Pajiba)
The Kenny Powers Workout Plan (Unreality)
Another Wild Baseball Brawl (TotalProSports)
5 Pokemon Episodes BANNED in America (Smosh)
Harder Hits, Better Faceoffs In EA Sports' NHL '11 (BroBible)
Anna Kournikova In A 3D Maxim Photo Shoot (CelebJihad)
The Reem Episode 6-The Career Of Alistar Overeem (CagePotato)
Justin Timberlake: Pop Star And Oscar Contender? (PopEater)
Made Man's Ultimate Vegas Vacation (MadeMan)

Conan The Barbarian
Tuesday, September 14 by

To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentation of Jay Leno. (LaurenMoran)

Golden Girls Nesting Cups
Monday, September 13 by

Here are some demonic dolls for those of you who can't get enough Betty White.
These links easily fit inside one another.
'The League' Talks Guest Stars, D**k Jokes, and Season 2 (TVSquad)
The Biggest Unpaid Stripper Bills Ever (Asylum)
Top 10 Hottest Homoerotic  True Blood Moments (Ranker)
MILF Monday: Claudia Schiffer (HolyTaco)
Mark Zuckerberg Removes 'The West Wing' From Favorite Shows (FilmDrunk)
Girls In Showers (Maxim)
Dude Finds A Used Tampon In His Cereal Box (BarStoolSports)
A Gallery Of Odd Celebrity Tattoos (EgoTV)
Mickey Rourke Seeks 'Meatier' Roles (Pajiba)
Marliyn Manson Loves 'Eastbound And Down' (Unreality)
The Dallas Cowboys' Comedy Of Errors (TotalProSports)
Brooklyn Carnival Celebrates (Smosh)
The 10  Best Things About The Chicks At Boston College (BroBible)
Miley Cyrus Fat Face In Little Black Dress (CelebJihad)
Ricky Hatton Had A Sh*ty Weekend (CagePotato)
Ryan Gosling And Michelle Williams Have Messy, Toxic Sex Scene (PopEater)
Buy Beckham's Mansion (MadeMan)

Vigo the Carpathian Missed a Spot
Wednesday, September 1 by

If there's one thing he loves more than stealing babies, it's cleaning.
Ghostbust these links.
10 Beloved Movies That Started As Box-Office Disappointments (Moviefone)
Documentary Spotlights Lost Sport Of Pigeon-Racing (Asylum)
14 Most Brutal College Hazing Rituals (Ranker)
Things We Learned At The 2010 Fan Expo (HolyTaco)
Paul Hogan Is The Australian Wesley Snipes (FilmDrunk)
The Briefcase Bar (Maxim)
Women Dies After Getting Stuck IN Ex-Boyfriend's Chimney (BarStoolSports)
Fad-Tastic! The Starter Jacket (EgoTV)
Your Suffering Will Be Legendary With The 'Hellraiser' Series (Pajiba)
Scott Pilgrim Versus Everything (Unreality)
9 Most Embarrassing Sports Celebrity Endorsements (TotalProSports)
24 Hilarious Cubicle Pranks (Smosh)
5 Keys To Hooking Up With Incoming Freshmen (BroBible)
Cheryl Tweedy Official 2011 Calendar (CelebJihad)
At The Crossroads In His Career, BJ Penn Is Back In Training Again (CagePotato)
New MILF Pics Of Demi Moore (PopEater)
Musical iCupholders (MadeMan)

Game Over, Baby
Tuesday, August 31 by

Quick! Crawl to the hatch!
Here are today's links.
Look! It's Young Ryan Seacrest Acting On ' Beverly Hills 90210' (TVSquad)
Soon The MTA Will Be Watching You (Asylum)
Companies With The Worst Customer Service (Ranker)
25 Mascot Fail Videos (HolyTaco)
Piranha 3D Producer Issues Response To James Cameron (FilmDrunk)
21 Awesomely Pimped Out Golf Carts (Maxim)
Four Loko Bursting On The Scene (BarStoolSports)
7 Celebrity Sex Tapes That I Would Actually Buy (EgoTV)
Viagra For Dick Jokes: The Enduring  Of Judd Apatow (Pajiba)
Leonardo The Crybaby (Unreality)
9 Of The Greatest College Stadiums For Tailgating (TotalProSports)
25 Awesome Motorcycle Helmets (Smosh)
Coed College Dorms And Bathrooms (BroBible)
Taylor Lautner Responds To Push Up Challenge (CelebJihad)
Jens Pulver's New Movie Is Going To have Grown Men Crying (CagePotato)
Is Lauryn Hill's Return For The Better? (PopEater)
Skydive Everest (MadeMan)

Don’t You Dare Laugh
Wednesday, August 25 by

You and I both are going to hell.

Captain Kirk Was Here
Saturday, August 21 by

A captain never gets a minute to himself.

Bert vs. Ernie
Friday, August 20 by

Whoever wins, Sesame Street loses. (Shawn King)

The Many Faces of Johnny Depp
Sunday, August 15 by

Him and Gary Oldman should have a face-off. (WildAmmo)

There’s Cool and Then There’s This
Friday, August 13 by

The TMNT shirt makes it all the more powerful.

Don’t Interrupt Fauno’s Lunch
Thursday, August 12 by

What in God's name does crafty serve on a Guillermo del Toro set? The food is just as disturbing as the creatures.
Here are your delectable links.
8 Movie-Approved Ways To Quit Your Job (Moviefone)
Male Model Loses Ear To Fiesty Drag Queen (Asylum)
6 Best Kevin Smith Moments At Comic-Con (Ranker)
25 Things Less Awesome Than The Bollywood 'Hulk' Movie (HolyTaco)
SoCal Man Confesses To Writing 'Lottery Ticket' (FilmDrunk)
On The Sly (Maxim)
How Much Are Tits Worth (BarStoolSports)
9 Best Things About Summer Ending (EgoTV)
Spandex: It's A Privilege, Not A Right (Pajiba)
The 'Toy Story' Video Game I'd Love To Play (Unreality)
Skaters Film A Truck Being Hijacked In Johannesburg (TotalProSports)
The Unbelievable World Of Sumo (Smosh)
French Rappers' Imagine A World Overrun By Facebook And Chatroulette (BroBible)
Vanessa Hudgens Has Disgusting Nipples (CelebJihad)
The Greatest Knockouts In Amateur MMA History (CagePotato)
11 Most Evil Boyfriends In Movie History (PopEater)
Gear Up For Your First Whitewater (MadeMen)
Countdown To 'The Expendables',  Day 4 'Over The Top' (MovieHopping)

‘Firefappers’…Coming Soon
Wednesday, August 11 by

That's not going to put it out, you guys.

Poor Kermie
Monday, August 9 by

He's still alive, you sick bastard!
Experiment with these links.

Countdown To 'The Expendables': 'Cobra' (1986) (MovieHopping)
'Mad Men' Moment: Don Says Goodbye (TVSquad)
Times Square's Pop-Tarts World Is What's For Breakfast (Asylum)
Alien 5; De-Resurrection The Unseen Script (HolyTaco)
Sly Stallone Auditioned For Han Solo In 'Star Wars' (FilmDrunk)
FunnyMan: The Legend Of Adam McKay (Maxim)
Barstool NYC Local Smokeshow Of The Day- Ariana (BarStoolSports)
9 Reasons Tom Hanks Should Go To Hell (EgoTV)
Women Don't Hate You, Sam Rockwell (Pajiba)
80s Sitcoms That Are Still On TV All The Time (Unreality)
Kung-Fu Kicks Becoming An Epidemic In Soccer (TotalProSports)
Cop Busts 7-Year-Old's Lemonade Stand (Smosh)
The Top 10 Pot-Smoking Follies (BroBible)
Ashley Greene Bikini Pictures (CelebJihad)
Justin Bieber Struck By Errant Water Bottle In Concert (PopEater)
Humorous Hotties (MadeMen)

Quick! Get to the Toboggan!
Wednesday, July 28 by

Arny and Georgy always had the greatest of fun in the snow.

Spider-raman
Saturday, July 17 by

A delicious, nutritious, radioactive snack.

Two Lovers on the Run
Friday, July 16 by

"We can't live at a crowded water park, Waldo!"

Thomas the Tank Engine Speaks the Truth
Monday, July 12 by

So inappropriate for a little kid. It's three sizes too big.