Imagine all the things you can do with it!

Certified Grade A-Team Beef.

With any luck, he’ll put his hand in her honey pot.

They killed an extremely lifelike version of that “South Park” character named Kenny.

What a Maaaaaaaaaaaarvel-ous pie.

What in God’s name is happening on the set of the new Muppet Movie?

Han cracked first.

I cannot condone Mr. Smith’s behavior.

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Comedian.

That’s a lot of time to spend on a talk show host.

When you least expect it…

The effects of working too hard and drinking too much scotch.

Things really get dramatic at the balcony.

He wears it well.

One backwoods road at a time.

Somehow not as cool as the Batmobile.

Not how Dr. Seuss intended.

Tastes like caribou.

He took the shot first.

Drug dealers should keep a lower profile.

Someone’s getting serviced tonight.

Gotham will have to wait. The Caped Crusader needs some color.

Don’t hesitate!

Someone went too far down the rabbit hole.

Don’t let the government see you cross it.

Sad Keanu just got some competition.

Just when you thought the Good Guy Doll couldn’t be anymore terrifying.

It’s not cool to freeze people, is it Hut?

Oh God! Where are his legs?! His legs!

The Dinosaur Civil Rights Union is going to have a field day with this.