Screen Junkies » FUNNY NEWS http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 12 Sep 2014 00:11:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 “G.I. JOE” MARKETS TO THE RED STATES http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/g-i-joe-markets-to-the-red-states/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/g-i-joe-markets-to-the-red-states/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Paramount must realize the colossal turkey they have on their hands with G.I. Joe because now they're trying a new marketing approach... targeting dummies. A few weeks ago they directed their efforts on the Jersey Shore , now the LA Times is reporting that the advertising is focusing heavily on mid-America. The film is apparently embedded in the Kid Rock concert tour and advertising on giant screens in the Mall Of America. The message of this campaign being, it is your patriotic duty to see this movie. All right, fine. I love my country so I'll see this movie. Even though the post-traumatic stress will probably leave me a shell of my former self.┬áDo your part and click on these morning links...┬áSacha Baron Cohen will create a new character. (The Sun)Sam Worthington replaces Tom Cruise in The Tourist. (The Playlist)Patricia Arquette spends a night with The Living Dead. (Dread Central)The Stallone Sequel Spree continues with Cliffhanger. (/Film) In defense of Funny People. (Cinema Blend)

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Paramount must realize the colossal turkey they have on their hands with G.I. Joe because now they’re trying a new marketing approach… targeting dummies. A few weeks ago they directed their efforts on the Jersey Shore , now the LA Times is reporting that the advertising is focusing heavily on mid-America. The film is apparently embedded in the Kid Rock concert tour and advertising on giant screens in the Mall Of America. The message of this campaign being, it is your patriotic duty to see this movie. All right, fine. I love my country so I’ll see this movie. Even though the post-traumatic stress will probably leave me a shell of my former self.

 

Do your part and click on these morning links…

 
Sacha Baron Cohen will create a new character. (The Sun)
Sam Worthington replaces Tom Cruise in The Tourist. (The Playlist)
Patricia Arquette spends a night with The Living Dead. (Dread Central)
The Stallone Sequel Spree continues with Cliffhanger. (/Film)
In defense of Funny People. (Cinema Blend)

 

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