Screen Junkies » funny movie clips http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Wed, 26 Nov 2014 19:27:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 NEW ‘WORLD’S GREATEST DAD’ CLIP WITH ROBIN WILLIAMS, WEED & OLD LEADY CLEAVAGE http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/new-worlds-greatest-dad-clip-with-robin-williams-weed-old-leady-cleavage/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/new-worlds-greatest-dad-clip-with-robin-williams-weed-old-leady-cleavage/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Today, Hulu put up this new clip from the Robin Williams-starring WORLD'S GREATEST DAD, in which his character Lance Clayton makes nice with the old neighbor lady over some weed, bonds over zombies and informs her that his son (SPY KIDS' Darryl Sabara) is spying on her when she drops her top every night.  What she does with the information might shock and appall you, which is perhaps why there's an age-check gate on this clip.  We have not had a chance to see WORLD'S GREATEST DAD yet.  The above clip is intriguing but the trailer showed even greater promise.  Even Devin from CHUD.com, who seems to hate a lot of stuff out there, heaped praise on it.  The film's already available via Video On Demand.  If you're not sold, you can check out IGN's interview with director Bobcat Goldthwait after the jump.  Laura Celeste Is Very Hot (Gorillamask) Justin And Johnny: Whore Island (Holytaco) Interview With The Guy Punching The Air From Most Valuable Primate (Filmdrunk) Megan Fox Is A Genius (Manofest) Einstein Action Figures For Mega-Nerds Only (Walyou) The Worst Macguffins Ever (Pajiba) 6 Things That Shouldn't Explode, But Did Anyways (Cracked) Snuggies For Dogs, Now? (Sickpigs) 5 Fast Food Restauraunts That Make You Scared To Fart (Coedmagazine) 5 Job Suggestions For Sarah Palin (Celebjihad) Professions Women Think Are Hot (Mademan) MMA Steroid Busts Timeline (Cagepotato) Adding Celebrity Faces To Houshold Appliances And Mechanical Items (Unreality) Japanese Super Toilets Coming To America (Asylum) Manly Rugby Mascot Attacked By Fan (Bustedcoverage) A Collection Of "To All U Haterz" Videos (Uncoached) 5 High School Crushes: Where Are They Now? (Regretfulmorning) Bill O'reilly Thinks Naked Girls Are Pinheads (Bachelorguy) Happy Birthday, Jaime Pressley (Moondogsports)

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Today, Hulu put up this new clip from the Robin Williams-starring WORLD’S GREATEST DAD, in which his character Lance Clayton makes nice with the old neighbor lady over some weed, bonds over zombies and informs her that his son (SPY KIDS’ Darryl Sabara) is spying on her when she drops her top every night.  What she does with the information might shock and appall you, which is perhaps why there’s an age-check gate on this clip.  

We have not had a chance to see WORLD’S GREATEST DAD yet.  The above clip is intriguing but the trailer showed even greater promise.  Even Devin from CHUD.com, who seems to hate a lot of stuff out there, heaped praise on it.  The film’s already available via Video On Demand.  If you’re not sold, you can check out IGN’s interview with director Bobcat Goldthwait after the jump. 

Laura Celeste Is Very Hot (Gorillamask)

Justin And Johnny: Whore Island (Holytaco)

Interview With The Guy Punching The Air From Most Valuable Primate (Filmdrunk)

Megan Fox Is A Genius (Manofest)

Einstein Action Figures For Mega-Nerds Only (Walyou)

The Worst Macguffins Ever (Pajiba)

6 Things That Shouldn’t Explode, But Did Anyways (Cracked)

Snuggies For Dogs, Now? (Sickpigs)

5 Fast Food Restauraunts That Make You Scared To Fart (Coedmagazine)

5 Job Suggestions For Sarah Palin (Celebjihad)

Professions Women Think Are Hot (Mademan)

MMA Steroid Busts Timeline (Cagepotato)

Adding Celebrity Faces To Houshold Appliances And Mechanical Items (Unreality)

Japanese Super Toilets Coming To America (Asylum)

Manly Rugby Mascot Attacked By Fan (Bustedcoverage)

A Collection Of "To All U Haterz" Videos (Uncoached)

High School Crushes: Where Are They Now? (Regretfulmorning)

Bill O’reilly Thinks Naked Girls Are Pinheads (Bachelorguy)

Happy Birthday, Jaime Pressley (Moondogsports)

 

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PAULY SHORE: A CAREER IN THREE JOKES http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/pauly-shore-a-career-in-three-jokes/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/pauly-shore-a-career-in-three-jokes/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Pauly Shore is America's Great Divider. Even his blink-and-you’ll-miss-it appearance in a popular 42-second online film is enough to make people hate the whole thing and remind themselves and the rest of the Internet how much they hate him. LAST DAY DREAM - Watch more Funny Videos In an unprecedented move, Screen Junkies has completed the first ever survey of Pauly Shore cinematic scholars, as well as a few undergrads majoring in "Pauly Shore Studies," which some of schools in the UC system have made available as a path of metriculation.  The results of our unprecedented survey demonstrate that there are basically only three Pauly Shore jokes, repeated in film after film.  These are those jokes.

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Pauly Shore is America’s Great Divider. Even his blink-and-you’ll-miss-it appearance in a popular 42-second online film is enough to make people hate the whole thing and remind themselves and the rest of the Internet how much they hate him.


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In an unprecedented move, Screen Junkies has completed the first ever survey of Pauly Shore cinematic scholars, as well as a few undergrads majoring in "Pauly Shore Studies," which some of schools in the UC system have made available as a path of metriculation.  The results of our unprecedented survey demonstrate that there are basically only three Pauly Shore jokes, repeated in film after film. 

These are those jokes.

JOKE 1: "Pure Gibberish"

Best exemplified by the dinner scene in Encino Man, this is when Pauly goes downright indecipherable.  Most Pauly Shore slang involves words that you can kind of figure out from context ("grindage" = "food," "nugs" = "hot girls") but every now and then, he lapses into psychobabble so dense that even the most advanced Pauly Shore scholars are unable to determine the meaning:

 

JOKE 2: "Lack of Cause and Effect"

Basically, in this joke, Pauly behaves abnormally enough that if you did it, you would probably get punched in the face, would have to pay damages, or would at least be asked what the hell you thought you were doing. But in Pauly Shore World, people just kind of ignore him and treat the craziness as normal and continue saying whatever it is they want to say.  In this example from In the Army Now, Pauly Shore is playing miniature golf and does stream of consciousness quotes from movies and commercials about the armed forces while two military dudes just kind of stare at him.


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Perhaps you require another example?  In this clip from Son in Law, starting at about the 4:45 mark, Pauly starts to plow his character’s name in cursive in a field, ruining hundreds of thousands of dollars in crops.  Of course, nobody says anything.

 

JOKE 3: "Language Events"

Though this is related to Joke #1 (see: "Pure Gibberish," above) Pauly Shore scholars make a distinction between the gibberish joke and the language event.  That is, in this type of joke, Pauly Shore just kind of strings existing, non-slang words together in ways that sound cool, but barely make sense.

This clip from Bio-Dome is essentially an excuse for Pauly Shore to say “mahi-mahi” repeatedly:

Or take this gem from Jury Duty:


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But the Holy Grail for Pauly Shore scholars?  The rare triple crown: a scene in which he speaks pure gibberish slang, then uses real words in a rhyming manner that in and of itself does not make sense, all while seemingly normal bystanders do the opposite of reacting. 

Amateur Pauly Shore scholars put your skills to the test: Can you point to any Triple Crowns?

– J.C. Sirott

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3 NEW CLIPS FROM TARANTINO’S ‘INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/3-new-clips-from-tarantinos-inglourious-basterds/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/3-new-clips-from-tarantinos-inglourious-basterds/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Quentin Tarantino’s WW2 opus Inglourious Basterds dropped at Cannes last night, and was met with mixed reviews.  Lots of folks loved it, but we heard it through the grapevine (the grapevine being our friends at Pajiba), that some snooty type from The Guardian called it "Cannes' Turkey."  And while they haven't commented yet, we're sure the Nazi Film Critics Society pooped all over it.  They hate everything but Mel Gibson movies.  Inglourious Basterds - Clip #1 - Watch Movie Trailers Check out this first clip with Lt. Aldo Rain (Brad Pitt) pumping Bridget von Hammersmarck (Diane Kruger) for info on Hitler's whereabouts.  And then watch the other two after the jump.

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Quentin Tarantino’s WW2 opus Inglourious Basterds dropped at Cannes last night, and was met with mixed reviews.  Lots of folks loved it, but we heard it through the grapevine (the grapevine being our friends at Pajiba), that some snooty type from The Guardian called it "Cannes’ Turkey."  And while they haven’t commented yet, we’re sure the Nazi Film Critics Society pooped all over it.  They hate everything but Mel Gibson movies. 


Inglourious Basterds – Clip #1 – Watch Movie Trailers

Check out this first clip with Lt. Aldo Rain (Brad Pitt) pumping Bridget von Hammersmarck (Diane Kruger) for info on Hitler’s whereabouts.  And then watch the other two after the jump.


Inglourious Basterds Clip #2 – Watch more Funny Videos


Inglourious Basterds Clip #3 – Watch more Funny Videos

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