Oh internet, why do you do these things? I heart you.
Bob your head to there links.
Tall Men Are More Likely to Develop Testicular Cancer (Asylum)
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The Literal Translation of Last Nights Victory and Concession Speeches (HolyTaco)
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'127' Facts About James Franco (MovieFone)
Miley Cyrus Gets Prophet Muhammad Arm Tattoo (CelebJihad)
Paul Rudd in a 1991 Super Nintendo Ad (Unreality)
Chocolate Milk With Alcohol: Yes, It's Real (MadeMan)
Drinking Across America: Atlanta (Maxim)
The 10 Manliest Races or Events a Man Can Enter (BroBible)
How Halo Ruined My Love Life (Smosh)
9 Douchebags You See At NBA Games (TotalProSports)
Manny Pacquiao Sings "Imagine" With Will Ferrel (TuVez)
If You've Never Seen "Doctor Who" Now Is a Good Time to Start (Pajiba)
Tom Cruise Scales the World's Tallest Building (PopEater)
10 Amazing Real-Life Super Powers and Superhero Gadgets (Ranker)

He refuses to offer support back. (DailyWhat)
Bounce to these links.
CBS Developing Another Twitter Based Sitcom (TVSquad)
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10 Alternate Uses for a Fleshlight (HolyTaco)
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Maxim's Hottest Blonde Videos (Maxim)
High School Coach Fired for Mooning (BarStoolSports)
7 Offensive Sesame Street Moments (EgoTV)
Justin Timberlake Career Assesment (Pajiba)
Star Wars Kid for a New Generation (Unreality)
This Is How You Take Care Of Streakers (TotalProSports)
100 Amazing Skateboard Decks (Smosh)
Top 10 Places to Have Sex on a College Campus (BroBible)
Christina Aguilera Shows Off the Goods (CelebJihad)
Exclusive UFC 119 Photo Gallery (CagePotato)
Celeb Couples Who Have Lasted (PopEater)
How to Score in 140 Characters or Less (MadeMan)

I suddenly have a hankering for milk.

Public Transit is a b*tch.

Bustin' makes him feel goooooood.

Don't get oil all over your ruby slippers, Dorothy. 

All work and no snozzberries makes Willy Wonka a dull boy.