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Franco Takes A Moment To Sit In First ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Still
Thursday, February 24 by

Fox has dropped a first look at James Franco in scientist mode for the upcoming Rise Of The Apes.

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American Idol Introduces Online Voting, Chocolate Rain Guy Curses Under His Breath
Thursday, February 24 by

Get your mouse finger ready.

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Anyone Have The Balls To Make The Rupert Murdoch Biopic?
Wednesday, February 23 by

The blacklisted screenplay ‘Murdoch’ is an “intimate family drama” about the ultra-powerful News Corp CEO, full of good old fashioned family backstabbing.

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Houdini Superhero Project Mysteriously Reappears
Tuesday, February 22 by

Harry Houdini is joining the ranks of Sherlock Holmes, Edgar Allan Poe, and Leonardo Da Vinci. That’s right. He’s the latest historical figure to inexplicably get the action hero makeover.

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Fox Orders Rob Corddry Pilot By ‘Party Down’ Creator, Destined For Hilariousness, Low Ratings
Friday, February 18 by

I think potential hardcore fans are already planning the “save this show” campaign, for when it inevitably gets cancelled too soon.

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‘American Idol’ Recrap: Solo Night
Friday, February 18 by

I’m not sure what to make of “American Idol.” With only 100 contestants left, most of the people I hate have been sent home. And since I’m incapable of love, I feel empty and alone, much like the 50 losers from last night’s “solo night” show.

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Avert Your Eyes, Howie Mandel And Fox Are Going To Flash Us
Friday, February 18 by

Howie Mandel, that merry prankster, is at it again with a hidden camera special on Fox. That’s what I would say if I was amused by Howie Mandel.

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Kiefer Sutherland Teams With ‘Heroes’ Creator For A Show That Already Doesn’t Make Any Sense
Friday, February 18 by

If you see anyone singing in the streets today, they are probably fans of watching Kiefer Sutherland run around and try to prevent bad things from happening. He’s signed on for a new Fox drama where he’ll do exactly that.

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Shawn Ryan Offers Up ‘Chicago Code’ Spoilers
Thursday, February 17 by

He gave us a few juicy details about the rest of the first season, but one thing that really sounds cool is an idea he hasn’t written yet.

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‘American Idol’ Recrap: Group Night
Thursday, February 17 by

Last night was “group night” on “American Idol,” which is much less exciting than it sounds to an Internet-porn addict, like myself. Never the less, I watched all two hours of the program in order to describe it in detail to you, the reader. Congrats.

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James Van Der Beek To Play James Van Der Beek In ‘Bitch’
Wednesday, February 16 by

The upcoming FOX comedy pilot “Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apt. 23″ has nabbed a prime celebrity guest star.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: Hollywood ‘Weak’ Part 1
Friday, February 11 by

By it’s very nature, Hollywood Week isn’t as fun to watch. Almost, everyone who has made it to this point can sing, so there are no sad, pathetic people to mock and ridicule. As such, we have to settle for the next best thing: reveling in the failure of those who are more talented than us.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: San Francisco
Thursday, February 10 by

Last night was the final episode of the “American Idol” auditions, and what better way to end this sh#t show than with a fart. No, really. The show began with a teary-eyed girl complaining that the judges wouldn’t let her finish after she ripped ass.

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Mr. Levy Will Turn ‘Mr. Men’ Into Little Miss Potential Movie Franchise
Monday, February 7 by

Fox is going to transform the ‘Mr. Men’ series of children’s books into an animated feature film, directed by Shawn Levy. No need to panic – I already hit the “Ruining My Childhood” button.

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Move Over Zombies, Dinosaurs Are Headed To Television
Monday, February 7 by

The Super Bowl showed us more than just robots, superheroes, pirates, aliens, topless Olivia Wilde, and douchebags. It also showed us which programs Fox hopes they won’t have to cancel this fall.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: L.A.
Friday, February 4 by

Those sons of b#tches at “American Idol” finally broke down and put a crazy homeless dude on national television for everyone to laugh at.

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Review: The Chicago Code
Thursday, February 3 by

Packs a whole lot of story into its first episode. It’ll either continue at that pace, or settle into a groove based on that foundation. Either way it’s got the potential for some very compelling television.

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We Grill ‘The Chicago Code’ Boys
Wednesday, February 2 by

Creator Shawn Ryan (“The Shield”) and stars Jason Clarke and Delroy Lindo lay down the law of land on their new Fox show.

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Jonah Hill And Fox Are Besties
Monday, January 31 by

Jonah Hill is continuing his laid back domination of the American comedy landscape by launching his own production shingle, JHF.

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First Two Minutes Of ‘Rio’ Makes Me Reconsider The Ethics Of Bird Hunting
Friday, January 28 by

Here’s a preview of the animated movie ‘Rio.’ The upcoming ‘Rio’ version of Angry Birds for iPhone sounds more promising, because maybe I’ll get to destroy these fowl pheasants.

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Fox Found Its ‘Finder’
Friday, January 28 by

The new “Bones” spin-off will give America three lovely hours to fall in love with Geoff Stults, who will play the titular Finder.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: Nashville
Friday, January 28 by

Tonight, the T.V. gods were merciful, and the Nashville edition of “American Idol” was only an hour long. But despite the more manageable length, it still managed to leave me feeling sore and violated.

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Pilot Pick-Up Roundup: Maybe There Are A Couple Good Ones!
Wednesday, January 26 by

New TV shows that, chances are, will be canceled soon.

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Lisa Edelstein Dishes On ‘House’ Romance
Friday, January 21 by

Cuddy offers up her thoughts on dating a smart-ass misanthropic doctor with a bum leg.

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Kiefer Sutherland Will Make ’24′ Movie By Any Means Necessary
Thursday, January 20 by

The movie version of Fox’s retired hit drama ’24′ is not dead. It’s just been sitting in a basement, tied to a chair, waiting for Jack Bauer to waterboard the sh*t out of it.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: The New Jersey Auditions
Thursday, January 20 by

I hate “American Idol.” But, I made one innocent comment about the size of my editor’s wife’s ass, and now I’m stuck on recap duty.

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‘Heroes’ Creator Sells ‘Mute Autistic Super-Boy’ Series To Fox
Tuesday, January 18 by

In the end, it turns out the autistic boy’s life was the collective dream of everyone on the show ‘St. Elsewhere.’

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‘Apes’ Will Muscle-In On Your Thanksgiving
Friday, January 14 by

Fox Studios is switching up ‘Apes’ and ‘Penguins.’ Scheduling movies sounds like running a damn, dirty zoo.

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Nick Stahl Joins Pun-Loving Cast of ‘Locke & Key’
Wednesday, January 12 by

The ubiquitous Nick Stahl has joined the cast for the television pilot Locke & Key, a Fox project that had originally been slated for summer consideration.

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‘Terra Nova’ Promises Big Dinosaurs, But Not In a Lame Way
Wednesday, January 12 by

The show, produced by Steven Spielberg, is about a family from the future who go back to the time of dinosaurs to start a new life for humanity. And dinosaurs eat them while they’re on the toilet, we hope.