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Apes Scream At Your Face In ‘Rise’ Concept Art
Thursday, April 14 by

The trailer has risen. Now the ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ concept art has risen too. I was gonna make a rise/dick joke, but these drawings will probably not give you an erection.

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The Teaser Of The Trailer Of The ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’
Wednesday, April 13 by

Get ready for of the’s to take over the world. Oh, I mean apes. Get ready for apes to do that.

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Manhattan Beach Gets ‘Avatar’-ted
Monday, April 11 by

Twentieth Century Fox and director James Cameron have chosen MBS Media Campus in Manhattan Beach to shoot the sequels to ‘Avatar’, the bazillion dollar-grossing, unofficial ‘Pocahontas’ remake.

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Ben Stiller Joins List Of Comedians Who Maybe Might Remake ‘Walter Mitty’
Thursday, April 7 by

Over the years, Fox’s proposed reboot of 1947′s ‘The Secret Life of Walter Mitty’ has collected more comedian interest than a hot asian girl at a stand-up club wearing a tight Ghostbusters t-shirt.

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FOX Orders More ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Inspiring Punny Headline
Thursday, April 7 by

“Hold the onions” -FOX.

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Fox Adds Exciting New Words To ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Title
Wednesday, April 6 by

Twentieth Century Fox’s marketing team knows: the more words you add to a title, the more money you will make. That is science fact.

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Review: House ‘The Dig’
Wednesday, April 6 by

This is it, folks. The “House” episode Thirteen fans have been waiting for.

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Jackman Will Find “Better” Aronofsky For ‘Wolverine 2′, Bub
Tuesday, March 29 by

Hugh Jackman made a statement at CinemaCon today, in an effort to slice up the evil villain Malaise-O, who has kidnapped the film’s production since director Aronofsky’s departure.

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Review: Breaking In
Monday, March 28 by

The biggest surprise of the spring crop of midseason shows. I didn’t expect to like it, but it’s actually a lot of fun.

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Whoop, There He Is: Will Sasso Is Curly In ‘Three Stooges’
Friday, March 25 by

The Farrelly Brothers need actors more… in their current league. They got Will Sasso from “MadTV.”

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‘Fringe’ Gets 4th Season Despite No One Watching 1st-3rd
Thursday, March 24 by

The Fox lot, which was constructed in an alternate universe where “Fringe” is a hit, ordered more episodes to fill the black hole that is Friday evenings.

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9 Possible Shows For Glenn Beck’s New Cable Network
Wednesday, March 23 by

Running a network takes a lot of work, and more importantly, a lot of original programing. Here are nine possible shows that will get the ball rolling.

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Official ‘Rio’ – Angry Birds Music Video: “The Brand Synergy Salsa”
Wednesday, March 23 by

There’s no way these two properties could resist bird-sexing each other.

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Let the ‘Glee’ Backlash Begin
Friday, March 18 by

I find myself rooting for a band I haven’t listened to in ten years as they crusade against a television show I’ve never even seen.

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Knoxville To Play Moe For Those ‘Stooges’ The Farrelly Brothers
Thursday, March 10 by

If the Farrelly’s screw this one up, angry Three Stooges fans will not be giving them a hall pass.

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FOX Pays Way More Than Five Hundred For ‘The Five Hundred’
Monday, March 7 by

Maybe you should finally finish your novel.

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‘Terra Nova’ Teaser Has Fancy Dina-Saurs!
Tuesday, March 1 by

It doesn’t even matter if ‘Terra Nova’ is good. Just put dinosaurs on my TV every week, please.

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Franco Takes A Moment To Sit In First ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Still
Thursday, February 24 by

Fox has dropped a first look at James Franco in scientist mode for the upcoming Rise Of The Apes.

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American Idol Introduces Online Voting, Chocolate Rain Guy Curses Under His Breath
Thursday, February 24 by

Get your mouse finger ready.

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Anyone Have The Balls To Make The Rupert Murdoch Biopic?
Wednesday, February 23 by

The blacklisted screenplay ‘Murdoch’ is an “intimate family drama” about the ultra-powerful News Corp CEO, full of good old fashioned family backstabbing.

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Houdini Superhero Project Mysteriously Reappears
Tuesday, February 22 by

Harry Houdini is joining the ranks of Sherlock Holmes, Edgar Allan Poe, and Leonardo Da Vinci. That’s right. He’s the latest historical figure to inexplicably get the action hero makeover.

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Fox Orders Rob Corddry Pilot By ‘Party Down’ Creator, Destined For Hilariousness, Low Ratings
Friday, February 18 by

I think potential hardcore fans are already planning the “save this show” campaign, for when it inevitably gets cancelled too soon.

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‘American Idol’ Recrap: Solo Night
Friday, February 18 by

I’m not sure what to make of “American Idol.” With only 100 contestants left, most of the people I hate have been sent home. And since I’m incapable of love, I feel empty and alone, much like the 50 losers from last night’s “solo night” show.

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Avert Your Eyes, Howie Mandel And Fox Are Going To Flash Us
Friday, February 18 by

Howie Mandel, that merry prankster, is at it again with a hidden camera special on Fox. That’s what I would say if I was amused by Howie Mandel.

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Kiefer Sutherland Teams With ‘Heroes’ Creator For A Show That Already Doesn’t Make Any Sense
Friday, February 18 by

If you see anyone singing in the streets today, they are probably fans of watching Kiefer Sutherland run around and try to prevent bad things from happening. He’s signed on for a new Fox drama where he’ll do exactly that.

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Shawn Ryan Offers Up ‘Chicago Code’ Spoilers
Thursday, February 17 by

He gave us a few juicy details about the rest of the first season, but one thing that really sounds cool is an idea he hasn’t written yet.

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‘American Idol’ Recrap: Group Night
Thursday, February 17 by

Last night was “group night” on “American Idol,” which is much less exciting than it sounds to an Internet-porn addict, like myself. Never the less, I watched all two hours of the program in order to describe it in detail to you, the reader. Congrats.

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James Van Der Beek To Play James Van Der Beek In ‘Bitch’
Wednesday, February 16 by

The upcoming FOX comedy pilot “Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apt. 23″ has nabbed a prime celebrity guest star.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: Hollywood ‘Weak’ Part 1
Friday, February 11 by

By it’s very nature, Hollywood Week isn’t as fun to watch. Almost, everyone who has made it to this point can sing, so there are no sad, pathetic people to mock and ridicule. As such, we have to settle for the next best thing: reveling in the failure of those who are more talented than us.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: San Francisco
Thursday, February 10 by

Last night was the final episode of the “American Idol” auditions, and what better way to end this sh#t show than with a fart. No, really. The show began with a teary-eyed girl complaining that the judges wouldn’t let her finish after she ripped ass.