Something tells me they won't be ugly witches.
FOX Is Going To Make Witches The Next Big Thing With The ‘Half Bad’ Franchise
Tuesday, April 9 by

They cast a spell on me.

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Nick Offerman Is ‘Axe Cop’
Tuesday, October 30 by

Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.

I like him better when his hair is sheveled. It makes me much more combobulated.
Fox And Seth MacFarlane To Collaborate For The Millionth Time
Friday, September 21 by

The writers of ‘Ted’ are also involved, so no need to introduce everyone to each other.

The 7 Most Loyal Robot Characters
Friday, August 24 by Tony Dayton

  When one thinks of loyalty, a dog comes to mind. Or perhaps a friend, spouse, or relative. However, there have been many loyal robots in movies over the years….

Would the owner of the Pontiac Vibe please move their car from Mr. West's reserved parking spot?
Kanye West To Possibly Bring His Brand Of Crazy To ‘American Idol’
Tuesday, August 21 by

I guess reanimating Michael Jackson’s corpse a la ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ wasn’t so viable after all.

If I wanted to see a bunch of weed on an island, I'd start back up dealing drugs at Hilton Head, thanks very much.
Today In Timely News: Fox To Turn ‘The Beach’ Into A Series
Tuesday, August 7 by

How weird would it be if Leo DiCaprio reprised his role?

Is he even awake? Somebody poke him with a stick.
Dan Harmon Chasing Deals At Fox And CBS After ‘Community’
Wednesday, August 1 by

But will his work be fawned over by the Internet? Answer: YES.

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Dan Harmon Is In Talks To Be Unappreciated At Fox
Thursday, July 26 by

This is either going to be brilliant, or brilliant but cancelled.

Murdoch is completely unfazed by "2 Girls, 1 Cup."
16 Pics Of Rupert Murdoch’s Really Old Hands
Friday, June 29 by

“I would shake your hand, but I…I…I don’t want to because they look gross.”

The future of television
Netflix Considers Adopting ‘Terra Nova’
Thursday, March 8 by

They’d make such great parents.

You just got Guyz'd!
In Honor Of ‘Family Guy Online’, Here Are 19 Grotesque ‘Family Guy’ Celebrity Caricatures
Wednesday, March 7 by

Let’s hope the Family Guyzer is kinder to you than it was to many of these folks.

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Fox Finally Got Around To Canceling ‘Terra Nova’
Tuesday, March 6 by

It’s sad to see so many dinosaurs out of work.

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‘The Simpsons’ Goes ‘Game Of Thrones’ (Video)
Monday, March 5 by

‘The Simpsons’ is awesome again, if only for a moment.

Barney has more than a passing interest in world politics.
‘Homer At The Bat’ Is 20 Years Young!
Tuesday, February 21 by

“Dar-yl! Dar-yl!”

It's hard to believe that this show has kept plugging along longer than 'Joe Millionaire' did.
244 FOX Shows That Have Come And Gone During ‘The Simpsons’ 500-Episode Run
Friday, February 17 by

One look at this list, and you’ll think, “Huh. FOX sure has aired a lot of crap.”

The frog handled himself wonderfully.
The Muppets Own Fox News
Tuesday, January 31 by

You can’t shake showbizz pros.

Damn it! There's no time!
Kiefer Sutherland’s 7 Most Famous Roles (Besides Jack Bauer)
Wednesday, January 25 by

You can’t put the man in a box. Well, you can, but he’d just bust out and kill you.

Not pictured: This girl's dad, who is totally Jim Carrey. Mr. 'Fun with Dick and Jane'! No foolin'!
Jim Carrey’s Daughter Advances On ‘American Idol’
Monday, January 23 by

Behold the greatest performance by any Carrey since ‘Me, Myself, and Irene’.

Not pictured: the tater tots I was denied
Screen Junkies, Korean Christians Crash Napoleon Dynamite Day (Video)
Tuesday, January 10 by

Sure, a few things went wrong, but on the bright side, it gave the guy who played Pedro a reason to leave the house.

The fact that Kiefer Sutherland can only read digital watches is the worst-kept secret in Hollywood.
Dammit, Chloe: Kiefer Sutherland’s Finally Got That ’24′ Movie
Monday, January 9 by

There should only be time for 35-50 double agents in this abridged version.

You're a dead man, Kenan Thompson.
Fox To Fight SNL With Cartoons
Monday, January 9 by

But will they measure up to TV Funhouse?

Heartbreaking
9 Fox Studios Disasters More “Heartbreaking” Than The Leaked ‘Prometheus’ Trailer
Friday, December 16 by

Mr Popper’s Penguins, anyone?

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‘New Girl’ Actress Zooey Deschanel
Thursday, December 8 by

She’s not that new.

I've made a huge mistake...by signing up for Hulu Plus.
Want More ‘Arrested Development’? You Better Get Netflix
Friday, November 18 by

It’s time to take back all those bad things you said about Netflix.

Who wouldn't want to watch this?
Fox Swats Down David Cronenberg’s ‘The Fly’ Sequel
Friday, November 18 by

Who wouldn’t want to watch this?

Fox TV Shows Online
Wednesday, November 9 by Nina Hauptman

Who needs to worry about staying home or having to set the Tivo when you can watch prime Fox TV shows online whenever you want? Full episodes of some of…

If you look very carefully, you will notice that this is NOT Kiefer Sutherland.
‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Star Goes From Playing ’24′ Character To Indian Jack Bauer
Wednesday, November 9 by

How do you say, “Dammit, Chloe!” in Standard Hindi?

MILF: Mutant I'd Like To (Fornicate With)
Fox Greenlights ‘X-Men: First Class’ Sequel (‘X-Men: Second Class’?)
Friday, November 4 by

We’d also accept X-Men: Double D

Fox thinks you might like this weird family more than 'Allen Gregory'. For realsies.
‘Allen Gregory’ Did So Poorly Last Night That Fox Bought Some More Eps Of ‘Bob’s Burgers’
Monday, October 31 by

That weird guy that really likes ‘Bob’s Burgers’ will be thrilled.

The people at Fox should be punished.
Fox Orders ‘The Punisher’ Pilot, Completely Misses the Point
Friday, October 21 by

The people at Fox need to be punished.