Sponsored by the NRA.

They cast a spell on me.

Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.

The writers of ‘Ted’ are also involved, so no need to introduce everyone to each other.

I guess reanimating Michael Jackson’s corpse a la ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ wasn’t so viable after all.

How weird would it be if Leo DiCaprio reprised his role?

But will his work be fawned over by the Internet? Answer: YES.

This is either going to be brilliant, or brilliant but cancelled.

“I would shake your hand, but I…I…I don’t want to because they look gross.”

They’d make such great parents.

Let’s hope the Family Guyzer is kinder to you than it was to many of these folks.

It’s sad to see so many dinosaurs out of work.

‘The Simpsons’ is awesome again, if only for a moment.

“Dar-yl! Dar-yl!”

One look at this list, and you’ll think, “Huh. FOX sure has aired a lot of crap.”

You can’t shake showbizz pros.

You can’t put the man in a box. Well, you can, but he’d just bust out and kill you.

Behold the greatest performance by any Carrey since ‘Me, Myself, and Irene’.

Sure, a few things went wrong, but on the bright side, it gave the guy who played Pedro a reason to leave the house.

There should only be time for 35-50 double agents in this abridged version.

But will they measure up to TV Funhouse?

Mr Popper’s Penguins, anyone?

She’s not that new.

It’s time to take back all those bad things you said about Netflix.

Who wouldn’t want to watch this?

How do you say, “Dammit, Chloe!” in Standard Hindi?

We’d also accept X-Men: Double D

That weird guy that really likes ‘Bob’s Burgers’ will be thrilled.