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Forbes Declares Jennifer Lawrence ‘Most Powerful Actress’, But Not, You Know, Strength-Wise
Monday, June 30 by

I still think I could take her in an arm-wrestling contest.

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Eddie Murphy And Katherine Heigl Are Total Garbage According To Forbes
Tuesday, December 4 by

According to science.

At least he's excited about this list.
Forbes’ 20 Highest Paid Celebrities Is A Depressing List
Tuesday, August 28 by

They’re the richest, and, therefore, the best.

The $130 million that he earned in 2011 will buy him 13 million of this type of sweater vest.
7 Tyler Perry Projects We’re Looking Forward To Avoiding In 2012
Wednesday, December 14 by

I can’t wait to not watch!

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Leonardo DiCaprio Made More Money Than You Last Year
Wednesday, August 3 by

He’s Hollywood’s highest paid actor according to Forbes. In related news, there was already some money in the dryer when I used it today.

Will Ferrell Is Highly Overpaid
Thursday, November 19 by

Recently I reported that Forbes had crowned Simon Cowell the highest paid man on television. Now they've released a more pithy list and Will Ferrell sits at the top. Ferrell has been cited as the most overpaid actor in Hollywood based off the financial returns of his movies. This is of course due to flops like Land of the Lost and Semi Pro. An outraged Sean Penn commented, "Will Ferrell is one of our finest actors… who is willing to drop trow for laughs."Second on the list is Ewan McGregor, which is really hard to believe. Think about all the money that the Star Wars movies raked in. Not to mention Angels and Demons, Robots, Black Hawk Down, and Big Fish. Did The Island really do THAT poorly? (Forbes)