The new trailer for The Final Destination – a title that either means it’s THE definitive chapter in the series, or the filmmakers are huge Ohio State fans – premiered today, and we have it (above).  I’ve been a fan of the Final Destination films. They’re good, schlocky fun and don’t pretend to be anything else.  This one’s in 3-D, no less, and I can’t think of a more perfect type of film to make egregious use of the ever-improving 3-D technologies, until they figure out holographic porn.  That’s when James Cameron quits.

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       _{Mandy Ashford!                 Best Stoner Food!            Kate Winslet’s B****r!}

_{LOL Sexy Mannequins!          Super Mario Galaxy 2!          Sh*tty Crossover Flicks!}

     _{Evil CG Pigeons!               Colbert Talks Sue-age!          Best Superpowers!}

 _{Awkward Family Photos!      Over-Caffeinated Food!          New Metal Gear Solid!}

DIRECTOR: David R. Ellis

CAST: Krysta Allen, Mykelti Williamson, Shantel VanSanten, Stephanie Honore, Rebecca Newman

SYNOPSIS: On what should have been a fun-filled day at the races, Nick O’Bannon has a horrific premonition in which a bizarre sequence of events causes multiple race cars to crash, sending flaming debris into the stands, brutally killing his friends and causing the upper deck of the stands to collapse on him. When he comes out of this grisly nightmare Nick panics, persuading his girlfriend, Lori, and their friends, Janet and Hunt, to leave… escaping seconds before Nick’s frightening vision becomes a terrible reality. Thinking they’ve cheated death, the group has a new lease on life, but unfortunately for Nick and Lori, it is only the beginning. As his premonitions continue and the crash survivors begin to die one-by-one–in increasingly gruesome ways–Nick must figure out how to cheat death once and for all before he, too, reaches his final destination.

RELEASE DATE: August 28, 2009