Screen Junkies » filmdrunk http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 12 Sep 2014 00:11:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 ‘Warhorsey’ Is Just Like ‘War Horse’, But With Poop http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/warhorsey-is-just-like-war-horse-but-with-poop/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/warhorsey-is-just-like-war-horse-but-with-poop/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:03:47 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=245352 Now THIS could sweep the BAFTAs.

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If I’ve had one criticism with filmmaking of late, it’s that you never see characters go the bathroom. Seriously, you think Ethan Hunt can dangle off the world’s tallest building without essing his underpees? I doubt it, considering the amount of running around he does. I mean, he’s well-trained, but not that well-trained.

The guys at FilmDunk/Frotcast also take issue with that decided lack of realism, and so a fan has heard their call and cut together this trailer for Warhorsey, the horse that poops. It’s a more realistic approach to War Horse and solves the issue of what happens after Joey eats all that hay. Too bad that the original release didn’t handle this subject matter. Would have swept the BAFTAs, I bet. Now this is more like it. Now get to work on a Ghost Protocol recut with a turd streaking down glass. (FilmDrunk)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Movie Commentary Is Way More Entertaining Than His Movies http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/arnold-schwarzeneggers-movie-commentary-is-way-more-entertaining-than-his-movies/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/arnold-schwarzeneggers-movie-commentary-is-way-more-entertaining-than-his-movies/#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 20:34:10 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=237467 He explains 'Total Recall' for you, in case you have trouble following Arnold Schwarzenegger films.

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I wish there was a button on my computer that let me write with an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent. Sadly, the technology just isn’t there yet, so please just run a loop of Arnie quotes through your head as you read this.

May I suggest “Get your ass to Mars,” “It’s not a tumor,” and “Get to the chopper!”

Some gentleman with the YouTube handle of “buzzclikverifyme” went through the trouble (pleasure?) of piecing together some choice bits from Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s Total Recall commentary. The commentary also features another bizarrely awesome accent, which I am going to assume belongs to Dutch director Paul Verhoeven.

I can’t do the clip justice. Simply put, it’s Arnie pointing out painfully obvious points about the film (especially to those who like the film enough to want to watch the commentary). Take four minutes out of your life and enjoy this clip that reminds us that we can’t stay mad at Arnold.

(Film Drunk)

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