Screen Junkies » fifty shades of grey http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 29 Aug 2014 17:39:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 ‘Fifty Shades Of Frozen’ Turns Up The Heat http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/fifty-shades-of-frozen-turns-up-the-heat/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/fifty-shades-of-frozen-turns-up-the-heat/#comments Thu, 14 Aug 2014 18:51:46 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=264188 He's not interested in building a snowman.

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It’s creepy how well footage from Frozen works with the audio from the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer. So creepy but also so good. Here, Princess Anna steps into the role of sexually inexperienced interviewer swept into Prince Hans world of brutal kink. He doesn’t do romance. His tastes are very singular, and don’t involve building a snowman. Though borrowing the carrot wouldn’t be out of the question.

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Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just This ‘FIFTY SHADES OF GREY’ TRAILER? http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/is-it-hot-in-here-or-is-it-just-this-fifty-shades-of-grey-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/is-it-hot-in-here-or-is-it-just-this-fifty-shades-of-grey-trailer/#comments Thu, 24 Jul 2014 15:27:19 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=263331 The time is now. After the waiting, all that time spent not reading the book, politely reporting on casting shakeups, we’ve got definitive proof that Fifty Shades of Grey is...

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The time is now. After the waiting, all that time spent not reading the book, politely reporting on casting shakeups, we’ve got definitive proof that Fifty Shades of Grey is coming our way, this Valentines Day. The proof is this sexy trailer set to a cover/remix of Beyonce‘s “Crazy in Love,” a song that’s now 11 years old.

Yup.

The trailer touches on only the broadest points of the story (reporter, sexy billionaire, f*cking) but it gets the message across. And after dutifully looking it up, because I assumed a movie this mass-marketed would be rated PG-13, it seems the producers are being a little more aggressive, giving us an R version and an NC-17 version, both of which better have lots of breasts.

Enjoy the trailer, you perverts.

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Ryan Gosling Turned Down The Role Of Christian Grey, Presumably Because ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Is Terrible In Every Way http://www.screenjunkies.com/general/ryan-gosling-turned-down-the-role-of-christian-grey-presumably-because-fifty-shades-of-grey-is-terrible-in-every-way/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/general/ryan-gosling-turned-down-the-role-of-christian-grey-presumably-because-fifty-shades-of-grey-is-terrible-in-every-way/#comments Wed, 04 Sep 2013 19:20:12 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=256789 The highlight of my day is when I get to report on something that's not happening.

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So instead, they went with a guy from Sons of Anarchy, but whom I will always remember as the poorly conceived character from Undeclared, Charlie Hunnam. Of course the producers wanted Ryan Gosling. Everyone wants Ryan Gosling. I want him here watching me write this article about him. But that would be a terrible use of his time, talents, and charm, as would a starring role in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Instead, he’ll probably end up playing some guy that doesn’t talk in a Nicholas Winding Refn film, and that will still be better.

As long as we’re discussing people who didn’t get cast in the anticipated adaptation, we’ve got: Garret Hedlund, Christian Cooke, Elizabeth Olsen, and Imogen Poots. I know who 50% of those names are.

Whatever. This will be like the Hunger Games for unhappy older people.

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Dakota Johnson & Charlie Hunnam Are The Couple That Will Boink In ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/dakota-johnson-charlie-hunnam-are-the-couple-that-will-boink-in-fifty-shades-of-grey/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/dakota-johnson-charlie-hunnam-are-the-couple-that-will-boink-in-fifty-shades-of-grey/#comments Tue, 03 Sep 2013 13:31:12 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=256732 A great leap forward for mom porn.

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After tons of fan speculation that saw huge marquee names starring in the adaptation of “writer” E.L. James’s Fifty Shades of Grey, Universal has decided to just go ahead and cast the inexpensive options. I mean, “find the stars of tomorrow.”

Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam are just a little more famous than their butt-doubles and that makes them just famous enough to nab the leading roles. The film centers on mysterious billionaire Christian Grey as he seduces college student Anastasia Steele into a world sadomasochistic pleasures. Like I said, “writer.” (The Playlist)

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Gus Van Sant Went Ahead And Shot A ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Sex Scene http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/gus-van-sant-went-ahead-and-shot-a-fifty-shades-of-grey-sex-scene/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/gus-van-sant-went-ahead-and-shot-a-fifty-shades-of-grey-sex-scene/#comments Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:56:28 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=254545 I'm getting horny just thinking about it. No. Wait. Bored. I'm getting bored just thinking about it.

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He’s not attached to the project and hasn’t really expressed an interest in the property until now, which leaves us to presume that director Gus Van Sant is a) a really weird guy who just wanted to shoot a sex scene based on the “literary” phenomenon, or b) a really weird guy who’s angling to direct the anticipated adaptation.

The erotic clip apparently features Alex Pettyfer as billionaire Christian Grey, and an unknown actress playing the part of the reluctant, then horny, reporter.

Focus features has a history with Van Sant, and is currently working with Pettyfer in its remake of Endless Summer, so this doesn’t seem quite as random as it does at first blush. Either way, this movie is happening, and it’s probably going to be rated PG-13.

Because life is shitty that way, sometimes.

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