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‘Fifty Shades Of Frozen’ Turns Up The Heat
Thursday, August 14 by

He’s not interested in building a snowman.

Yeah! Kiss her!
Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just This ‘FIFTY SHADES OF GREY’ TRAILER?
Thursday, July 24 by

The time is now. After the waiting, all that time spent not reading the book, politely reporting on casting shakeups, we’ve got definitive proof that Fifty Shades of Grey is…

He could play a washing machine and the movie would gross $55 million.
Ryan Gosling Turned Down The Role Of Christian Grey, Presumably Because ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Is Terrible In Every Way
Wednesday, September 4 by

The highlight of my day is when I get to report on something that’s not happening.

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Dakota Johnson & Charlie Hunnam Are The Couple That Will Boink In ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’
Tuesday, September 3 by

A great leap forward for mom porn.

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Gus Van Sant Went Ahead And Shot A ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Sex Scene
Wednesday, April 24 by

I’m getting horny just thinking about it. No. Wait. Bored. I’m getting bored just thinking about it.