He could play a washing machine and the movie would gross $55 million.
Ryan Gosling Turned Down The Role Of Christian Grey, Presumably Because ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Is Terrible In Every Way
Wednesday, September 4 by

The highlight of my day is when I get to report on something that’s not happening.

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Dakota Johnson & Charlie Hunnam Are The Couple That Will Boink In ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’
Tuesday, September 3 by

A great leap forward for mom porn.

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Gus Van Sant Went Ahead And Shot A ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Sex Scene
Wednesday, April 24 by

I’m getting horny just thinking about it. No. Wait. Bored. I’m getting bored just thinking about it.