Anyway, we didn’t get any nip slips this year, but we did get a National Anthem slip, which isn’t nearly as sexy or interesting. Still, Christina Aguilera mangled the National Anthem somewhat, and I’m sure “what a girl wants” is not to be Twitter-insulted by everyone from John Cena to “Weird” Al Yankovic. That’s why Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is coming to her aid. You know Fergie, right? The “pitchy,” hump-loving singer whose rendition of “Sweet Child o’ Mine” with Slash on Sunday was astoundingly sub-karaoke? Well, here’s what she has to say:

“It’s such a huge venue, your nerves take a hold of you,” Fergie said during sportscaster Dan Patrick’s radio show. “I completely understand. She’s one of the best singers of our time. Nobody can take that away from you. … But you get nervous at these things. We’re human.”

That’s fair. I get nervous when I have to get up to pee during a stand-up show, cause all the other stand-ups make fun of you. However, if you’re getting paid big bucks to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, and you’ve been a platinum selling recording artist for 1999, you could at least write some cheat notes on your hand. And if you’re a Fergie, you should stop speaking / singing for awhile, or at least speak about things we care about, like obvious metaphors for boobs. (MTV)

_{They’re dogs…and they’re dancing!}

If you like talking dogs and the above picture doesn’t terrify you then the new trailer for Marmaduke might just be your cup of tea. The film features a ton of talent including Owen Wilson at Marmaduke, Lee Pace, Judy Greer, William H. Macy, Fergie, George Lopez, and Kiefer Sutherland. How is this the first time that Keifer Sutherland has played a Rottweiler? The man was practically born to voice that creature. …And drink. …And fight. He was born to voice a dog, drink, and fight. **cue Donald Sutherland facepalm**

Hey kids, check out the Marmaduke trailer after the jump!

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Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson sings the hooks in The Black Eyed Peas songs that make us want to rip our hair out. But she’s got a hot body, so I can kind of excuse her involvement with the band. If you want more of her gams, you can check them out in Nine this Christmas.

A word from Fergie: “I won’t say how many men I’ve had sex with, but I’m a very sexual person!”

I think we all know when women say something as salacious as that the number is well over 1000.

Clear evidence that Fergie is a sexual person after the jump.